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May 18, 2012

What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse: Eight Games Where Danger Lurks After Dark From 1UP.com

Before the advent of electricity, mankind rightly feared the darkness and the thousands of hungry wolves lurking within. Now that we live in a world where eternal daytime can be summoned with the flick of a light switch, the lessons taught by every …

Newscaster Loses Her Mind For A Moment

If anyone can figure this out please let me know.

27 Photographs Of Turn Of The Century Boston Baseball

The Boston Public Library has a collection of early 20th-century photographs that used to hang in popular baseball bar called Third Base in Boston. When Prohibition hit in 1919, the bar closed and the owner donated the photo collection to the library.

Why JPMorgan Executive Ina Drew Took The Fall For The Firm's Huge Loss

Drew was one of the top-ranking women on Wall Street — until she resigned following the bank's $2 billion (and counting) mistake. While many are sad to see one of the very few women in her position leave the business, her resignation wasn't entirely unfair.

Another Awesome Rihanna Comeback

Rihanna continues to not give a f*ck.

Kim Kardashian Sucks At Waving

In the following photos, all from the past month, Kim Kardashian reveals she is the worst waver in all the land. From alien fingers, to peace signs, her inability to pull off the simplest of hand gestures is somewhat astonishing.

Morgan Spurlock Made A Documentary About Ball Waxing

Well, manscaping more broadly, but ball waxing figures into it, from the looks of the trailer.

On The Red Carpet At Cannes: See What Everyone Wore

The 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicked off yesterday and the eleven-day event is off to a super stylish start. Cannes always has one of the best red carpets–high glamor plus the risks that you’d never see at the Oscars. From Diane Kruger‘s doub…

Michael Shure Shows You How To Quit Ameritrade In Protest Of Ricketts' Racist Super PAC Plan

Michael Shure calls TD Ameritrade to cancel his day trading account in protest of founder and CEO Joe Ricketts’ plans involving an anti-President Obama super PAC.

The St. Louis Cardinals Played Dress Up Before Losing

But as for those happy flights, the Cardinals just try to have fun and keep everyone happy, which is why they showed up to AT&T Park yesterday wearing the goofiest outfits they could find. Led by David Freese, who wore some sort of Dr. Seuss-mescali…

20 Shocking Consequences Of Massachusetts Legalizing Gay Marriage

On May 17, 2004, Massachusetts became the first state to legalize gay marriage. 18,462 same-sex couples have wed in Massachusetts since then.

These People Have Very Interesting Weekend Plans

One letter makes all the difference.

Does This Twitter Avatar Offend You?

In a Twitter version of the Time cover controversy, a mom is getting flak for using a picture of herself breastfeeding as her avatar.

Tim Tebow Sent A Cease-And-Desist To A Company Selling "My Jesus" Jets Tees

Tebow aside: they should cease and desist for matters of taste.

Rand Paul Slated To Release Book This Fall

"Government Bullies: Americans Arrested, Abused, and Terrorized" will be released on Sept. 11. 2016, here we come.

Stay Prepared With Zombie Pepper Spray

If you live in an dicey neighborhood, say, near a nuclear reactor or graveyard, you'll want this for your purse. You don't want some zombie trying to stick you up for your wallet when the inevitable apocalypse happens.

Bear Cub Snuggles With Stuffed Bear Cub

If I were loathsome, I'd say something like "unbearably cute." But I think we all know I'm better than that.

Meet Ramen Noodle, The Adorable Dog With No Arms

Possibly the cutest no-armed dog who ever lived.

Captain Marvel Looks...Different

I just can't place my finger on it...wait. He's a she again. Starting in July, Carol Danvers aka Ms. Marvel will be putting on pants and kicking butt with Captain America in a brand new ongoing series.

Where To Find Underwear That Doesn't Suck

At times it can seem like every bra on the racks is too padded, too lacy, and too freaking encrusted with unnecessary crap that shows through clothes. But the Fashion Mailbag is here to say: you actually have lots of other options!

Behold, The Lowest Golf Score Ever (55!)

There is one 55 known to have been posted, and it was posted by a golfer you might have heard of: Homero Blancas. Blancas played on the PGA Tour in the 1960s and 1970s, and later on the Champions Tour.

Diablo III's Launch Issues Bring Its Always-Online Requirement Back To The Forefront

Those wanting to play single-player can't do so at times because of server issues.

I Was A Child Model! A Tragedy In Nine Pictures

This is me—circa age six, sporting double popped collars, rainbow suspenders, more denim than is acceptable in public, and a smile. I was seemingly happy, making more money than I will ever earn again, and—look at that pose!—brimming with confidence…

Matthew Fox Looks Ripped, Unrecognizable In "Alex Cross"

A few stills from the upcoming movie in which Fox plays a serial killer were released online today and holy crap: look at those guns!

Courtney Stodden Just Ruined Hello Kitty For Everyone

How long can you make it through this "Hello Courtney" video? It just may be the worst video in the history of the world. I'm so sorry.

"A Cupcake Is A Symbol For Both A Vagina And The Female Orgasm"

So, what should we make of this Hallmark Channel movie about a soldier husband and his cupcake shop-owning wife?

How To Beat A Bad Yelp Review

Simply, brilliant.

What Have They Done To Tilda Swinton's Face!? And Other Links

Honestly, the whole editorial spread is outrageous, so it's not just this photo. Plus, a man is arrested for traveling with gold plated human fetuses and turns out stick thin models don't sell clothes.

Mick Jagger Shows Kristen Wiig His Moves (Like Jagger)

The promotional spots for tomorrow's season finale of Saturday Night Live are quite good. Also rumored to appear in tomorrow night's episode? A sequel to the "Lazy Sunday" digital short.

Congressmen Seek To Lift Propaganda Ban

Propaganda that was supposed to target foreigners could now be aimed at Americans, reversing a longstanding policy. "Disconcerting and dangerous," says Shank.

Why I Don't Wear Heels

Sometimes people think it's a political statement. I almost wish it were.

Please Come To My Rave

Hi there. It's me, your next door neighbor Ivan. I just wanted to inform you I'll be hosting a rave this weekend, and I'd love you to come.

The 16 Most Endearing Friendships Of The '90s

These are the inspiring friendships that you desperately wanted in your own life during those lonely teenage years. Disclaimer: this is a totally subjective list. Maybe you were more inspired by Joey and Chandler, I don't know.

Your Favorite Old Social Networks: Where Are They Now?

Remember Mr. Zuckerberg, nothing gold can stay.

Will Smith Slaps Male Reporter Who Tried To Give Him A Kiss

Hmm... methinks Will Smith protest too much.

Alanis Morissette Says Breastfeeding Son Will Keep Him Out Of Therapy

On "The Billy Bush Show," Morrissette explained that she will be be breastfeeding her 16-month-old son until he self-weans because “I think it affords the child, when he grows up, to have a lot less therapy to go to." She and her husband Mario "Souleye" Treadway also co-sleep with their toddler, but she says that doesn't hurt their sex life because Treadway is "a very robust, virile man."

The Opposite Of The Facebook IPO

Tired of hearing nice stories about people getting rich? Here's an antidote: Nokia, once the largest phone company in the world, burned through nearly $3bn in savings in the last five quarters, and could be broke within a year.

Remember When Hanson Used To Dance, Too?

Enjoy this video in which a young Zac, Taylor, and Issac Hanson sing and dance their hearts out at a 1992 audition. It's no wonder they gave it up.

Has Miley Cyrus Gone Too Far On Rebeccafreeman's Blog

The ever-shrinking Miley Cyrus and her love for Pilates has been closely followed ever since pics of her emerging from the gym studio wearing belly-baring crop tops started popping up. I'm surprised to see how much weight Miley had lost in such a sh…

DIY - Lolita Crown Photo - Buzznet

Hi BubbleGoth Babies! I made this cute Lolita crown last night and took pictures throughout to show you how to make one for yourself! I got inspiration from this awesome designer Apatico..she's on deviantart, check her out. inspiration: WHAT YOU NEE…

How To Make Something Delicious Look Disgusting

Warning: all of the following cupcakes look like poo.

13 Memes To Explain The Miami Heat Collapse

The Pacers have LeBron James and company on the ropes after destroying them 94-75. Let these image macros help explain.

Not Chasing Amy | The Hairpin

We were nestled in the relationship sweet spot: lying on separate sofas watching Gwyneth Paltrow deliver her Oscar acceptance speech for Shakespeare in Love. Then Amy muted the television and cleared her throat. The words came off her tongue too cle…

Stormtroopin' In The Rain

This is not the musical you are looking for.

30 "Rejected" Ideas For ESPN's 30 For 30 Documentary Series

BuzzFeed Sports contributor and The Classical founding editor David Roth started a Twitter trend with his fake suggestions for new ESPN 30 For 30 documentaries. I wanted to make a formal offering of some ideas. Call me, ESPN.

Skrillex, The Board Game

"Quick, name 10 things that aren't Skrillex!" The worst game in the world, inspired by Tim and Eric.

Beth Ditto Is Clearly Having The Most Fun At Cannes

Here's The Gossip singer giving nary a fuck on the red carpet. Ditto was there to perform at the opening night ceremony for the venerable French film festival/ham it up with her soon-to-be wife, Kristen Ogata.

The Facebook Staff Freaking Out At Everything

Chris Cox in particular needs to chill.

"Feminist Ryan Gosling" Is Now An Actual Book

The popular Tumblr is now something you can purchase and put on your bookshelf.

The Hidden Hands Scanning The World's Knowledge For Google

How does Google scan and digitize 20 million books? With a hidden army of workers. Andrew Norman Wilson's ScanOps aims to make them less hidden.

Facebook's IPO Explained Through Booze // Current TV

How much do you want a share of Facebook? In order to put the price into perspective, we’ve created a handy chart of what you could get if you were to spend

Best Friends Take A Yearbook Photo

This is how it's done.

Maru's New Au Naturel Hairstyle

That is the worst cat wig I've ever seen. Maru has a serious shedding problem.

If "Community" Were A Video Game, It Would Look Like This

Last night's 8-bit episode of "Community" was super awesome — as if there were any question!

The Champions League Final Will Give You Nightmares

It's the zombiest Champions League title game in years, and it's going to be awesome.

10 Really Cool Facebook Timeline Cover Photos

I think it is safe to declare this guy the winner.

Home Flaws A Buyer Should Ignore

No house is perfect. So know what and what not to worry about when buying a home.

Three-Headed Giraffe Is Pretty Awesome

Cerberus giraffe is too serendipitous to be scary. The shot was taken on Kenya's Samburu National Reserve.

The Transgender Beauty Queen Kicked Ass

Jenna Talackova, born a man and nearly disqualified from the pageant, dominated the swimsuit and evening gown portions of the Miss Universe Canada competition. The winner will be crowned on Saturday night.

Dozens Of Raccoons Invade A Neighborhood, Eat Doritos

"They eat everything," said Stephanie Rutkowske, a local animal lover. "Doritos, Cheetos, chocolate. Or a big bag of cat food. They’ll eat that just as good too." Welcome to my nightmare.

Chinese Boy Pisses Like A Boss

A poster advertising toilets at Xi'an airport in China.

How To Deal With Your Emo Facebook Friends

You know, the ones posting sad lyrics ALL THE TIME. Also, how do you ask a stranger to watch your laptop in a coffee shop?

How Do You Get People To Eat Less?

You put stop signs in their food, as the Food and Brand Lab has discovered.

Lady Successfully Vacuums Nothing For 52 Seconds

I think she just wanted to "figuratively vacuum."

Democrat Invokes Mormon Polygamy In Slamming Romney

North Carolina State Rep. Alma Adams predicts Romney will struggle with social conservatives because Mormons "can have multiple wives." The second Democrat in past month to bring up the defunct Mormon practice.

They Can't Spell, But They Tweet

Celebrity kids as young as four are expected to maintain social media presences, well before they can read, write, or spell. But are there long-term consequences?

On "Lockup: World Tour," A Glowing Look At Israel's Prisons

Comfort and harmony. "I felt like I was in a hotel."

The NFL Wants Your Mind

Former Denver Bronco Nate Jackson explains that the concussion issue is only part of the NFL's quest for what's inside heads.

Facebook IPO Live Blog

Facebook IPO: Live Blog

Who Put The Most Work Into Their Cannes Outfits?

The Cannes Film Festival requires some of the most demanding dressing actresses must do all year, since it involves: red carpet premieres shot from an aerial view that seem to make a train non-optional; endless parties and appearances on yachts and docks; and paparazzi just about everywhere. Here's a look at some of the famous people swanning about the festival grounds this year, in order of who looks like they worked the hardest on their outfits.

When An Athlete Misses A Big Shot Twitter Gets Evil

After Steve Blake missed a potential game-winning three-pointer on Wednesday night, both he and his wife received death threats and other generally terrible messages.

The Most Sincere Facebook Love Song Ever

"Thank You Facebook" is a song dedicated to the global family that Facebook has created through its social network. This might be the "We Are The World" of our generation.

Facebook IPO: Social Network Set To Create 1,000 Millionaires

Mark Zuckerberg, pictured, who created Facebook at university eight years ago, is likely to become one of the world’s richest men.

Next Seasons "30 Rock" Character Predictions

Well, another great season of 30 Rock has ended, leaving us with some resolutions, and some more questions. Here are my predictions for what is going to happen next season. SPOILER ALERT!

Bulldog "Throws" Ceremonial First Pitch

The Texas Rangers have dogs throwing out first pitches, so now we know why they're the best team in baseball. (It certainly has nothing to do with Josh Hamilton tearing the cover off the ball.)

Mark Zuckerberg Aging Timeline Reveals He Looks The Same

Zuck sure won't have to shell out any of that IPO money on plastic surgery.

Facebook's First Press Release

Six years ago Facebook was just a "social utility" — you couldn't even share. Now, well, here we are.

What's The Oldest Photo Of You On Facebook?

In honor of Facebook going public today, we thought we'd take a stroll down the Facebook memory lane to find the first photo of you ever uploaded to the 8-year-old website.

Conan O'Brien's First Appearance On The "Late Show" In 13 Years

Obviously, he and Dave spent most of their conversation talking shit about Jay Leno.

The Cannibal Who Loved Me: Hannibal And Clarice's Fanfiction Romance

Hannibal Lecter has appeared in four books and five film adaptations to date, and, with each installment of his saga, he's spun farther along the unlikely trajectory from serial killer to ladies' man. A supporting character in Thomas Harris’ Red Dra…

Top Paul Supporter Tells Delegates To Disrupt Convention

Adam Kokesh — who drew Secret Service attention for contemplating killing Romney — will not be silenced. He's now encouraging Ron Paul delegates to disrupt the Republican National Convention.

A Look At Mark Zuckerberg Over The Years

On the day of Facebook's IPO, I thought it would be nice to take a step back and take a look at the CEO since he started Facebook in 2004. UPDATED.

Better Draw Something Guesses

Ever make a guess and you're convinced it should've been the right answer?

Six Times Barack Obama Said He Would Reform Immigration

Mitt Romney finds himself trailing President Obama by a wide margin among Latino voters, and his campaign has done little outreach to the Hispanic community. Romney's best bet: To highlight the Obama's unfilled promises to fix America's immigration system.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Pleased With Her Role In A Movie About Vibrators

Maggie Gyllenhaal on starring in the film Hysteria, about the invention of the vibrator in 1880: "Think about the actresses who you think are good; so many of them play strong, female, sexual, interesting characters. And all of us are like, 'I’ll do that one!' Because there are so few."

Carrie Before Sex, The City, And Mr. Big

Finally, we have the trailer for the new CW series starring AnnaSophia Robb as a young Carrie Bradshaw. Warning: this looks terrible! Seriously, can someone please tell me why is this happening?

How Facebook Really Goes Public

It's not official until it's Facebook official. What a strange time to be alive.

John Travolta's Mother's Day Gift To Kelly Preston

Travolta's super romantic directorial debut is a Power Point love letter to wife Kelly Preston that features People magazine covers of the couple and a Barbara Streisand soundtrack. Enjoy?

"Fifty Shades Of Grey" Has Launched A Vagina-Ball Boom

Sex toy company Fun Factory says sales of its vagina-exercising Smart Balls have gone up 300% since similar balls were mentioned in the book. TMZ calls this a "vagina ball explosion," which sounds painful.

Capcom Reveals 3DS Spin-Off To Lost Planet Series

With Lost Planet's roots firmly planted on consoles, it comes as a surprise that the series will soon be making a trip to portables in the form of E.X. Troopers for the Nintendo 3DS. Taking an anime-inspired look and featuring gameplay similar to i…

H&M Bikini Posters Get Nicely Adbusted By Street Artist

Hamburg street artist Daniel Soares is adding a Photoshop toolbar to the ubiquitous new H&M outdoor swimwear ads. Nice work (six images).

Obama's Biggest Mistake In The World

Afghanistan is a catastrophe. At the NATO Summit in Chicago, the president will keep covering up the biggest foreign policy mistake of his political career.

5 Stocks Under $10 Poised For Breakouts

WINDERMERE, Fla. (Stockpickr) -- There isn’t a day that goes by on Wall Street when certain stocks trading near or under $10 a share don’t experience massive spikes higher. Traders savvy enough to follow the low-priced names and trade them with dis…

Donna Summer Dead: Queen Of Disco Dies At 63 After Cancer Battle

The five-time Grammy winner, known as the queen of disco, passed away in Florida, according to TMZ.

This Bloody Vice Photoshoot Is About Fashion, Period.

We’ve all been there, ladies: That clothing stain far more mortifying than a drunken spill of Merlot. Ruining your glad rags whilst on the rag. Unintentionally mixing your polka dots with Aunt Dot. Yup, we’re talking periods, people. The menstrual c…

This Is What It Looks Like To Pay Off $115k Worth Of Student Loans... In Cash

I hope to experience the same satisfaction of paying off my loans too someday (in about 114 more payments).

How To Use A Paper Towel

The latest viral buzz from kottke.org

Kelly Cutrone Tells Us More About Her Thieving Ex-Assistant, Says He Stole Her Credit Cards

Yesterday, we learned, thanks to a mini Twitter rampage from Kelly Cutrone, that one of her former assistants had stolen money from her company People’s Revolution and would soon pay the price. Kelly called us yesterday and now we know a little bit …

Fat Distribution

The latest viral buzz from askmen.com

Justin Bieber Admits He Drinks Beer, Defends Kim Kardashian

In a new interview with 'GQ,' Justin Bieber admits that he's had beer before and defends Kim Kardashian from a naysaying member of his own posse.

John Travolta's First Accuser Hires Gloria Allred

False alarm: John Travolta's original accuser isn't going away after all. One day after dropping his sexual assault lawsuit against the actor, the masseur known as John Doe No. 1 has re-emerged with a new lawyer: Gloria Allred. Not coincidentally, A…

Prince Philip About Hannah Jackson, Blonde In Red Dress

The gaffe-prone royal made the comment to council worker Hannah Jackson during a visit by him and the Queen to Bromley, South London.

X Factor USA Judge Britney Spears' Fingers Suggest She's Still Living On Her Nerves

It seems nerves got the better of Britney Spears ahead of the X Factor launch in New York yesterday.

Kelly Clarkson Shows Off Her Slimmed Down Figure In A Low-cut Floral Number

The original American Idol winner, who turned 30 a few weeks ago, looked more confident with her body than ever as she arrived at the Entertainment Weekly and ABC-TV Up Front party in New York last night.

What She Said: Jenny Mollen Goes Fifty Shades Of Grey

Inspired by the bestselling novel, “Fifty Shades of Grey”, Jenny Mollen tricks herself up in S & M gear and whips out her inner dominatrix. Sort of.

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