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May 17, 2012

Occupiers Protest Rush Limbaugh In Chicago, Where He Does Not Live

An office that is not Limbaugh's office finds itself surrounded by protesters.

Too Much Dating Advice

The latest viral buzz from askmen.com

John Travolta's Second Accuser Also Hires Gloria Allred

On Wednesday, we learned that John Doe No. 1, the man who filed the original lawsuit against Travolta, had dropped his claim, fired lawyer Okorie Okorocha and hired Allred (who has a history of bringing civil suits against celebrities who abuse thei…

Gary Sinise Throws Terrible First Pitch At Rangers/A's Game

Actor Gary Sinise has accomplished a lot in his 35-year film career — he’s shot Lennie Small in the back of the head, gone on a mission to Mars, helped the Apollo astronauts get back to Earth and dropped an atomic bomb on World War II Japan — but he…

11 Charts To Explain The Baseball Season So Far

Because charts make everything easier!

35 Lifechanging Ways To Use Everyday Objects

These handy little things are all things you probably own already. I know this is a topic usually reserved for moms on Pinterest, but seriously — who has time to properly iron a shirt or clean a toilet?

New Romney Video Focuses On Victims Of The Auto Bailout

The campaign brings its message of "the 23 million" to Michigan, where they say non-union Delphi employees got burned during the auto bailout. Part of Romney's ongoing effort to stamp his brand on the victims of the recession.

9 Celebs Who Responded Oddly To Donna Summer's Death On Twitter

From misspelling her name (it's Summer, not Summers) to speculating about her afterlife dance partners, some celebrities had a strange way of expressing their grief over the disco legend's death.

Sex Advice From Hannibal Buress

My girlfriend and I have been together for three years, and our sex life is becoming routine. What can I do? Spice that shit up! Watch porn. Think of some new stuff; switch positions. Change your sex music. I put on some weird-ass stuff when I hav…

Bootleg Teaser For Anchorman 2

Bros! Call up Dozer, Cumsponge, and Black Steve and get them off Dawn Patrol, stat! Those Delta Sig fags are gonna shit when they see we’ve got the Anchorman 2 teaser! DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT! THE ARSONIST HAD VERY SMALL FEET! LOUD NOISES! I’M …

In Scents: 9 Amazing Indie Perfumeries You've Probably Never Heard Of

Delve into the fantastical, esoteric world of niche perfumeries creating obscure, conceptual scents you'd never find at a Macy's counter. Their exotic names and pretty packaging are all tempting in their own way, but evaluating the actual fragrances is what really matters. Here are the best batch, as determined by a panel of six BuzzFeed sniff testers.

This Is What Happens When You Don't Change Your Facebook Privacy Settings

A normal teenager noticed that people who weren't his friends were able to "like" his status and posted about it. Within 22 hours over 73,000 other people have liked his status, just to mess with him.

Exclusive!: Battle Pug Fights Evil Baby Harp Seals

What on Earth did I just read? It's like Dark Horse took Conan the Barbarian and mashed it together with The Last Airbender and Batman. This is my kind of insanity.

Pat Robertson: Destroy The Buddha

Robertson tells a 700 Club viewer what to do about her friend's Buddha statue. "Break it. Destroy it."

For Jewish Voters, Congressman Photoshops In His Jewish Mother

Rep. Brad Sherman, in a fierce fight for re-election in his Los Angeles district, got caught photoshopping his mother into some versions of a mailing. A source provided BuzzFeed the extended version of the mom-added mailing, which offers a likely explanation: It was part of a package aimed at Jewish voters.

Can Designing Your Own College Major Help Your Career?

Majoring in something like "happiness" may not sound like a smart career move — but in some cases, it can be.

October 23rd Is The Worst Birthday

I am so sorry but there's nothing that can be done to save you. On the up side, April 23rd is the best birthday.

Hayden Panettiere's Devilish Red Dress And Other Links

Sexy, cute or kitschy? Plus Charlize Theron's childhood was kind of traumatic and there are good reasons why some islands are still uninhabited.

Lazy Harp Seal

Get a freakin' job, you lazy seal. If seals had houses, this guy'd still be living in his mom's basement.

10 Paint Splatters Of Star Wars Characters

"These paint splatters -- too accurate for sandpeople. Only imperial stormstroopers are so precise." If you like this, check out more from Arian Noveir. (via mymodernmet.com).

Nothing Like An NBA Player Wearing Onesie Pajamas

They call it a "Swagga Suit," but we know better. Get your own here.

This Is What It Looks Like When Jeffrey Dahmer Signs Your Yearbook

Someone's dad went to high school with serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. For more on Dahmer in high school, I highly recommend this excellent comic from his classmate, "My Friend Dahmer".

Interrupting Adele Is Your Worst Nightmare

Someone please make her stop.

Mitt Romney Stands By What He Said... Whatever It Was

In a press conference in Jacksonville Romney said of his comments to Sean Hannity on Obama's former pastor Jeremiah Wright in February: "I stand by what I said — whatever it was."

Is Google Buying 4chan?

No. Also: hahahahhahaa.

Russell Brand Speaks About His Divorce From Katy Perry

On today's Ellen he told the host, "I still love her as a human being, but sometimes when you're in a relationship, I suppose it doesn't work out, does it? But that doesn't mean I regret it or anything."

The Spurs Are The Basketball Illuminati

San Antonio has missed the playoffs only four times since joining the league in 1976, and they could be in line for their fifth championship this year. Are the small-market Spurs America's basketball team?

The Incredible Evolution Of Liz Lemon's Hair

Flavorwire made this awesome infographic on the life and times of Liz Lemon's hair. Man, Liz Lemon has had some bad, bad hair days.

Suffer For Fashion: Spiked Heels Photo

It's been almost half a decade now since I've noticed spikes everywhere in fashion! Metal adds the feeling of weight and expensiveness to me and spiking things is a great and super easy way to add some edge and new life to your old stuff. I just spi…

'Grey's Anatomy' Season Finale: Who Will Die?

People die on Grey's Anatomy all the time. (It's set in a hospital, after all.) Not even the main characters always make it out alive. (R.I.P., Drs. O'Malley, Adamson and Percy.) But it's still shocking when a character you've come to know is sudden…

The Pacific Ocean Is Dying // Current TV

The Pacific Ocean Is Dying Posted on May 2012 by cosmicconvergence2012 A Special Report On the Fukushima Nuclear Catastrophe The Pacific Ocean Is Dying

Craft Wars: The Shoe Champion

Your favorite footwear makeover from the shoe challenge is the sparkliest.

Americans Don't Know Anything About Romney's Religion — Yet

But a new study suggests that what they learn about Mormonism could sway their vote. It also explains why people are so curious.

Can A Graph Of A News Article's Words Tell You More Than Reading It?

A new site that can graph the sentiment of news stories based on data analysis. How much can we learn from the numbers behind the words?

A Seventh-Grader's Letter To Ronald Reagan

As a kid, Andy Smith thought the only way he could get his room cleaned was by declaring it a disaster area and requesting disaster relief with the President. Here is President Reagan's response to the boy.

Anja Rubik's Bare Hip IS Lying To Us

With a bit of research, I think I've determined how exactly her insanely high slit at the Met Gala — and others like it — actually work.

31 Amazing Photos Of Donna Summer

"The Queen of Disco" died today at 63. She leaves behind a legacy of beautiful music — and beautiful photos. Here's a look back at her life of sequins, fabulous hair and sartorial surprises.

Surreal Fiery Flower Photography

Surprisingly emotional pictures. Chinese artist Jiang Zhi Love Letters gallery speaks volumes about how love can consume.

Rachel McAdams’ ‘Passion’ Looks Fantastic

Brian DePalma has been pretty quiet since releasing The Black Dahlia in 2006, with his Iraq War protest film Redacted being his most recent work. But he’s returning with a heavy hitter this year in Passion, the remake of the 2010 French film Crime d…

"Firefly" And "Prometheus" Are The Same Universe

This leads to all sorts of continuity questions. Great Easter Egg catch, Blastr!

Menstruation Photography Shouldn't Be Shocking

Vice magazine published a gallery of photos of women menstruating through their clothes. Well, so what?

MBA Students Confuse "Fun" With "Pun"

At Columbia's graduation ceremony, MBA students had a very puny message. Because who knows fun better than business students?

How To Pose Like A Hot Guy With A Cute Dog

Step 1. Be these guys. Step 2. Be their dogs.

Zooey Deschanel's Brother Has A Siri Commercial Too

He's just as annoying. Apparently quirkiness is genetic.

Should You Buy Facebook Stock?

BuzzFeed CEO Jonah Peretti sits down with himself for a hard-hitting self-interview on the future of Facebook.

The Most Painful GIF You'll See Today

If you're the type that finds dudes getting hit in the balls funny, then you'll want to see this. Alex Gordon forgot to wear his cup.

Taylor Armstrong Leaving 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills'?

Is it time for Taylor Armstrong to take a break from reality TV? After her estranged husband Russell committed suicide last August, Taylor moved forward with filming the third season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But everything that's hap…

Exclusive First Look: Styling Lessons From Madewell’s Fall 2012 Look Book

We were lucky enough to get a peek at Madewell’s Fall 2012 collection back in April, and have been pretty smitten with it since. Now that we’ve got our hands on the look book, and seen the collection styled to perfection on the models, it’s possible…

35 Photos Of Stretching Olympians

Pretty photos of incredibly fit people, many of them shirtless. From the 2012 U.S. Olympic Team Media Summit in Dallas, Texas.

Black Metrosexual Abe Lincoln Being Awesome

A Super PAC's scheme to depict Barack Obama as a "black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln" in a GOP ad campaign was discovered by the New York Times today. Here's a Photoshop rendering of how literally cool Metro Abe would look.

Super Impressive Star Wars Display In Toy Store

First Tupac, now this. I should move to Norway.

Rashida Jones And Craig Ferguson Disagree About What Haggis Really Tastes Like

Because The Late Late Show is broadcasting from Scotland this week, Rashida and Craig relaxed on the beaches of Arobath and waxed on about the country, food, vacations, and birds.

Wright Adman: New Attack Won't Work

In 2008, Rick Wilson made the slashing, late ad attacking Obama with Jeremiah Wright's sermons. He says he wishes he had Twitter back then — but he doesn't believe planned Wright ads can work in 2012.

Dubstep Remix Of Neighbors Having Sex [Not Safe For Ears]

When his noisy neighbors left their windows open, this guy recorded the sounds and uploaded it to Soundcloud. Of course, a dubstep remix happened.

Rep. Gwen Moore's Emotional Story About Life Before The Violence Against Women Act

Despite Moore's efforts, a new House version of the Violence Against Women Act was stripped of protections for Native Americans, undocumented immigrants, and LGBT victims.

What's The Craziest Party Photo You Have?

High school and college seniors are graduating across the country right now, which means party time... which also means crazy (embarrassing) party photos flooding Facebook. So which one of you guys has the craziest, weirdest, or grossest party photo? Bonus points for the best story that goes with it!

University Of Chicago Deflects Questions About Alleged Wright Pay-Off

A spokeswoman for the hospital, which employs Obama confidant Eric Whitaker, reached out to Klein's publicist but won't answer questions or connect a reporter with the physician. Wright alleged that Whitaker offered him money to stay silent in 2008.

Donna Summer Has Died At 63

The "Queen of Disco" had reportedly been keeping her cancer a secret. She was also working on a new album.

Damn. Jennifer Lopez Is One Hot Swimsuit Model In Vogue

Olympic hopefuls in bathing suits may have scored the cover of Vogue June issue (which hits newsstands May 22) but Jennifer Lopez, featured in an array of gorgeous swimwear inside the glossy, more than holds her own against them. Did we mention she’…

Courtney Stodden Vs. Bo Derek: Who Did It Better?

It's not much of a question, actually.

This Is A Memphis Grizzly In Mario Kart

Marc Gasol tweeted a picture of himself in a go-kart with the hashtag #agrizzlieinmariocart. I decided to make his dream a reality.

Awesome Kid Outwits The Westboro Baptist Church

He's only 9 and he's already a million times smarter than those idiots.

Twitter Wants To Become The Anti-Facebook

And what better way to position yourself opposite the Great Blue Invader than to go all-in on privacy?

Here Is Ke$ha Looking Like Another Boring Hollywood Celebrity

Ke$ha's typical fashion statements involve blue lipstick, pounds of glitter, and hair doubled by volume with hairspray. That was not the case the BMI Awards (that's Broadcast Music Inc. Awards, not Body Mass Index Awards) this week, she opted for a different look. Dare I say, I kind of miss disheveled Ke$ha?

South Carolina Republicans Demand Firing For "Sikh Jesus" Jibe

A top Democrat made the ethnic remark on Twitter last night of Gov. Nikki Haley. The remark "has brought shame on our state and offended honorable South Carolinians," writes the GOP Chairman.

Pirate Bay Goes Offline After DDOS Attack By Mystery Hacker

The Pirate Bay, which enables people to download files, music and films without paying, was suddenly bombarded with internet traffic which overwhelmed its servers.

Watch A Guy Draw Iron Man On A 1984 Macintosh

I couldn't have done it better myself (literally, I can't do this).

Moose Casually Strolls Through A Russian Town

No one even cares. This is definitely one of those "only in Russia" things.

This Kid Got A Picture Of His Favorite Basketball Player Shaved Into His Hair

And it got him into trouble at school. Can you guess who it is?

John Travolta Lawsuit: Actor Hit By Fresh Gay Tryst Accusation

Unlike the first two – one of whom withdrew his lawsuit on Tuesday and the first accuser who dropped his case – this latest man to come forward with gay sex claims involving the actor is named.

The @CoryBooker Guide To Twitter

The social media mayor explains the strategy behind his hyperactive Twitter feed. He regrets just one tweet, and he can't think of another politician who gets it.

Mary Kennedy, Wife Of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Commits Suicide

She was found yesterday, after battling drug and alcohol problems for several years.

Samantha Brick: "French Women Made Me Weigh Myself At Dinner Once"

And you were worried the zeitgeist had been gutted of her and her inflated self-regard. Wrong — Brick is back!

Ron Swanson Would Do Anything For The Cubs

Including skinny-dipping in Lake Michigan... Again.

Awesome Stock Photo Of The Week

Just a badass boy with a Super Soaker...

7 Times In 2008 Obama Promised To Create 7 Million New Jobs

President Obama often comes under attacks from Republicans for his failure to deliver on promises of new jobs that he made as a candidate in 2008. Democrats blame the economic crisis for reaching further than previously envisioned. In these seven videos from 2008 the President promises that he will created seven million new jobs in green energy and construction.

A Story That Proves There Are Still Nice People In This World

A Kentucky man spent $20,000 to buy out a local K-Mart, then decided to donate everything to people in need in his town. Dear world, more of this please!

Watch A Teaser For "Anchorman 2"

And here I was excited for the poster. In this teaser, filmed in a movie theater, we see Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, and Brick Tambland back in action — and the same as ever.

7 Under-The-Hood Technologies That Are Transforming Politics

Politics spends a lot of time talking about itself on Twitter. But some of these less public services may have just as much impact.

Woman Arrested For Taxi Sex Swears She's Innocent

Dubai authorities say British recruiter Rebecca Blake had sex in the back of a taxi there, and now she could face three years in jail for having extramarital sexual relations. However, she says she never had sex in the taxi, and was in fact alone when she was arrested.

Fashion’s Most Stylish Guys Give Mark Zuckerberg An (Almost!) Hoodie-Free Makeover For Facebook’s IPO

Mark Zuckerberg is having quite a month. The Father of Facebook just turned 28, bought out Instagram for $1 billion and is now facing the most lucrative point in his career: Going IPO on Friday. We’d offer him a congratulatory “poke” but sadly, that…

Here's What The Controversial New Attack On Obama Might Look Like

A conservative billionaire is considering spending $10 million on a slashing ad campaign tying Barack Obama to Rev. Jeremiah Wright and depicting him as a "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln. An obscure GOP group actually tried something like this at the end of the 2008 campaign, spending more than $7 million on this ad.

Cenk On Mitt Romney's Proposed Budget: 'You, Dear Sir, Are A Liar. You Wouldn't Help The Deficit At All'

Cenk breaks down Mitt Romney’s proposed budget, which is full of what we’ll call “wreckonomics.” Cenk says, “Mitt Romney would not decrease the deficit, he would increase the deficit by $8.8 trillion. You, dear sir, are a liar. You wouldn’t help the…

Square's Theatrhythm Goes Back To Midgar On Nintendo's 3DS

Square's franchise tries out a new genre in this gameplay clip.

American Al-Qaida Member And FBI Target Still Alive And Talks Exclusively To Current // Current TV

After viewing “American Jihadi,” Hammami made contact exclusively with Current TV three weeks ago, indicating that he was ready to tell his story.

Corridor Digital's 'Art Of The Instakill' Is A Flawless Victory

We’ve previously featured the work of Sam Gorski and Nick Pueringer of Corridor Digital when they made awesome fan films based on Battlefield 3, Call of Duty, and Team Fortress 2. They also ventured into sci-fi with the short film Prism. Their new…

Tom Cruise, Abbey Lee Kershaw, And Their Nipples Get Wild In W

File this under “things that make us feel weird inside”: Tom Cruise’s crazyass W spread has just been released in its entirety. Photographed by Mario Sorrenti, the shoot sees Cruise, in character as an aging rock god for his upcoming role in the big…

Down Boy, Down! The Oversized Dogs That Tower Over Their Owners Like Big Cuddly Bears

Not only do the oversized dogs tower over their owners, they have wagging tongues as big as human heads.

The Problem With Preservation From 1UP.com

Talking HD remastering with the teams behind Silent Hill, Sly Cooper, God of War, Ico/Shadow Collection, and Metal Gear Solid.

50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics Of The Week

I've often written about the never-ending source of amazing that Twitter is. Politicians, professional athletes, actors, musicians and even regular losers (like us) are constantly over-sharing the details and digital photographs of their private liv…

Disney Princesses Go Punk Photo

We here at Buzznet can't seem to hide our big L-O-V-E for Disney and all of Disney's glory, from Mickey Mouse to Disney parks to Disney princesses! So when we saw these Disney characters gone punk, we figured we just HAD to share them with you! Enjo…

Robert Downey Jr. Will Earn $50 Million For Marvel’s The Avengers

Marvel’s The Avengers became just the 12th movie in history to join the $1 billion club after another huge weekend at the box office, and I like to think that it was my $8.50 matinee that pushed Nick Fury and Co. over the top. And estimates suggest …

Here's Jane Lynch Filling In For Rachel Maddow

Maddow said she felt "subservient" sitting in the guest's chair. Best new thing in the world, people.

South Carolina Democrat Labels Haley "Sikh Jesus"

The political director of the South Carolina Senate Democratic Caucus takes an ethnically-charged jab at Governor Nikki Haley. "Bigotry abounds," says her spokesman.

NBC & FOX Reveal Fall TV Lineups!

We've told you what to expect from this spring's season finales, which shows got the ax last week (bye-bye, Alcatraz!), and which were renewed (yay, Parenthood!). Now NBC and FOX have both revealed their full TV lineups for the fall, including some …

Kelly Cutrone’s Ex-Assistant Is Getting Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Money And Samples From People’s Revolution

We know from watching The Hills, The City and Kell on Earth that Kelly Cutrone is pretty tough on her assistants–though as far as we know, she’s never had one arrested. Until now. And she’s really pleased about it. The fashion PR powerhouse/reality …

The Bodybuilder's Guide To Getting Rid Of "Computer Back"

Do you suffer Computer Back? I do. Mine is caused by the terrible habit of hunching over the laptop while also curling my legs under the chair in a sort of corkscrewed position that is osteomuscularly nightmarish but somehow conducive to concentrati…

Document: Liberal Groups Plan Strategy For Health Care Defeat, Victory

A memo obtained by BuzzFeed details the strategy — and the worry. "The final messaging will be either celebratory or agitational in tone depending on the result," Van Vranken writes.

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