May 7, 2012
I can't believe you're a human! Living dolls Venus Angelic and Valeria Lukyanova have both become internet sensations thanks to their striking resemblance to dolls. Russian girl Valerya is about as close to a living Barbie as a real person can get w…
Based on the amount of action these little guys are getting, I've got an idea to pitch to Petco: turtle Fleshlight. I'll take million dollar check, thank you.
With the news today that Baron could be out 12 months after tearing basically every ligament in his knee, it seems right to remember how incredible of a dunker he once was.
Please draw your eyes to the flesh-colored stick in the bottom right. Now look away really fast because EW.
Residents of North Carolina will vote on Amendment 1 today. Amendment 1 says: "Marriage between one man and one woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized in this state." Here's everything you need to know about the consequences of its passage.
It’s Met Ball day! We’re gearing up for all the festivities, which we’ll be live tweeting at 6:30pm EST today when the red carpet livestream begins. Until then, we’re diligently keeping track of Twitter and our inboxes to see what kind of preparatio…
The fashion designer — arguably the most influential living today — is a host of the Met Ball taking place in New York this evening. But she might not attend, she told the press, because she hurt herself on her platform shoes.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. won a world title in his fifth weight class tonight at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, defeating Miguel Cotto for the WBA world light middleweight title by unanimous decision.
CHICAGO, May 6 (UPI) -- Chicago police were investigating the theft of lug nuts from squad cars sitting in a police station parking lot on the city's Southwest Side, officials said.
The Brevard County Public Library system has removed all copies of the novel from shelves. The reason: "We don't collect porn."
Behold, the manicure that results in "duck feet" nails. If you picture these nails scratching a chalkboard, I guarantee you'll cringe.
Everything about this image is perfect.
First HBO's Girls was celebrated for finally accurately depicting the lives of young professionals in their early twenties living in New York. And then came the onslaught of criticism about its racist casting and privileged point of view. Creator Lena Dunham responded to the backlash on NPR.
Which, in turn, will give you a big smile. Taken today at the Rotary International Convention in Bangkok, Thailand. This smiley face is composed of exactly 2,012 people wearing yellow and blue ponchos, which organizers believe has set the world record. The Rotary is attempting to eradicate polio, so smiles all around.
New material from Ben Folds Five, Animal Collective, Passion Pit, and more! I don't know why these all appeared on the web today of all days, but I'll take it!
Fans get the game they've wanted for years with Bethesda's new MMO.
While I’ve been screaming to anyone who would listen for the past five years that Lindsay Lohan should be sentenced to do porno, she has somehow continued to commit crimes and book fake movie roles while not sucking penises on camera as a slap in Go…
Better than the original. Eat your heart out, Katy Perry.
An Ohio town hall highlights the candidate's struggle to find his voice in fights with the right wing. A sign of insecurity with the base.
Wow. This new German McDonald's campaign is cynical. "Forgiveness is never far away" says the fast feeder to dads (and moms) who destroy their children's cherished things.
That is all I am talking about in this post.
Position players don't win games at pitcher very often, unsurprisingly.
Ladies, don't want someone like your Dad in your vagina? Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage sure do.
Well, this is one way to keep track of all the guys you've slept with. Umm, maybe this is an art installation or some kind of bizarre stock photo.
The network apparently mixed up the outgoing president with Colombian prostitute Dania Suarez. The gaffe is especially ironic given some of Sarkozy's policies.
From the company who brought you Bacon Soda comes a drink that I can't imagine anyone ever ingesting unless they were double-dog dared to.
Democrats are capitalizing on comments made at town hall by a woman asking a question who said President Obama should be tried for treason, comments not immediately disavowed by Mitt Romney. In 2011, during a Labor Day rally with Obama rally, Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa said Democrats should "take these [Republican] sons of bitches out". WH Advisor Daniel Pfeiffer responded in an interview with AM 630 that officials shouldn't be responsible for everything said and don't have to serve as the "speech police."
Or maybe he does and he wants the world to know how good he still looks wearing only boxer briefs. Either way, he definitely could have taken a lesson from Zac Efron on this one.
Oh, just discussing the benefits of douching instead of working on the setlist for an upcoming show, no big deal. The following conversation (filmed for their new reality series) may scar you for life.
Catholic League chief Bill Donohue is still on his campaign against Jon Stewart for a weeks-old "vagina manger" bit. The next target: Kellogg's.
Another trailer for the upcoming Sacha Baron Cohen film, but now with naughty bits! How naughty? "That's the wrong hole!" WARNING: Potentially offensive language and 9-11 jokes.
A new YouTube channel featuring stars like Jennifer Garner and Julia Stiles is an "eff you" to Hollywood's bad treatment of women and its subpar female roles.
What a smug gloater the smiling dog is.
I can finally mark this off of the list of things I never expected to see in my lifetime.
Unfortunately, there's no solution for this girl's epic duckface — whether she's smart or not.
Are you annoyed by all those automatic Facebook news apps? Apparently you're not alone. They're falling off a cliff right now.
Stanley McChrystal is teaching an off the record course on leadership at Yale, despite the school’s “anti-military” faculty, says the New York Times. The newly minted professor was as surprised by his firing as if he’d been “killed by stampeding giraffes.”
Take cover! Thank you, Femen, for producing the best photos of the day.
Meanwhile, in Sweden...The first wedding ceremony by Sweden's officially recognized religion based on file-sharing happened recently at a tech conference. On the religion's site, it wishes the happy couple well: "Hopefully, they will copy and remix some DNA-cells and create a new human being."
How the Knickerbockers did it for the lulz.
There are some glaring differences between these two Italian women – time being the most obvious one. Schiaparelli closed up shop in 1954, and though innovative and highly influential, she does not have much as much of a direct conversation with the…
These two kids managed to capture the essence of this song just by lip syncing it. It will leave you feeling emotional and wonder what is in store for their future.
By emailing them deals on golf equipment 10 minutes after the final horn.
That's exactly what happened to one guest at a fundraiser Clooney attended in Houston. Clooney made sure to make him feel even more awkward about it, reports Women's Wear Daily: "When a tuxedo-clad party guest accidentally fell into the pool, the actor popped up from his chair and yelled, 'Everybody in!'"
Did you happen to catch Mexico's presidential debate? More specifically, the beginning of the debate? So much fun shit talking went back and fourth during the broadcast but Julia Orayen, the former Playboy model seen here setting up the candidates, …
This is totally a phenomenon. Children tend to learn early that choosing between eating and sleeping is one of life's toughest choices.
WINNING all the way.
In the first-ever primetime edition of "Between Two Ferns" not only did the show get a new location (New York City) but the show's host has his ass handed to him on a platter by none other than Tina Fey.
Let's celebrate his life with song.
Last nights "Comedy Awards 2012" was full of great moments, but here are the top 7 as presented in (mostly) gif form.
Bryan Cranston And Aaron Paul Give Endorsement For Student Body President In "Breaking Bad" Character
We have no idea how this Maxwell guy convinced the cast of "Breaking Bad" to make this video endorsement in character as Walter and Jesse, but you can absolutely bet on who's going to win this election now. Sorry, Summer Kennedy!
15 "Mad Men" Fashion Highlights: Megan's Last Office Dresses, Pete's Mistress's Dour House Clothes, And More
Now that Megan is going to be an actress, is she going to dress in yoga clothes all the time? I sure hope not.
Lua P is 21 year old fashion merchandise student that has taken over Lookbook in a storm. Her looks are mesmerizing, making grunge seem more that just appealing. Lua also has her own personal blog where she shwcases her killer styling skills to the …
Thousands of pills filled with powdered human flesh have been discovered by customs officials in South Korea, it was revealed today.
Novelist Alice Randall writes in the New York Times that black women who decide to diet can run afoul of their partners' and their community's standard of beauty: "I know many black women whose sane, handsome, successful husbands worry when their women start losing weight. My lawyer husband is one."
How terribly sad that the famous 39-pound cat Meow has died, but did his recent fame and slew of television appearances ultimately kill him? The following video says YES!
When a trans woman develops breasts, does her cancer risk rise too? Experts say maybe not — but politics keeps them from knowing for sure.
If you suffer from vertigo, you may not wish to proceed. This upside down house was just opened to the public Austria, and I would recommend taking a Dramamine before attending.
TNT claims he said "fan," but we're not so sure.
This '04 performance from the Beastie Boys on the East River in New York for "Chappelle's Show" never made it to TV, but it showed up on YouTube this weekend following the passing of Beastie's Adam "MCA" Yauch. Watch it before Viacom takes it down.
Best Buy needs us to to believe we have too many good choices when it comes to phones, and that we're too stupid to make them. We don't and we aren't.
It's a quote from the 2009 documentary "Art & Copy". It's not pleasant imagery.
This will be the cutest video you watch today.
Even though "everyone" wanted Hillary to make another presidential run, she demurred, as usual, yesterday. She didn't exactly rule out a run, though.
In the May 5 episode hosted by New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning, the monologue was followed by a hilarious fake commercial for Amazon. Made in the same style as Amazon's other television spots, the ad shows several moms who'd rather be left a…
Just download your apps and be happy, ok?
How piracy hurts, but intellectual property theft might actually help the movie industry. Cheezburger Network's Ben Huh gets serious about copyright law.
We all have photos we're proud of, and here's the place to show them off. C'mon, BuzzFeed, let's see the best photograph you've ever taken!
Three Times Barack Obama Suggested Terrorism And National Security Shouldn't Be A Wedge Issue In Politics
President Obama has come under fire from conservatives for his use of Osama Bin Laden's death in an attack ad on Mitt Romney. The Obama campaign has defended the politicizing of Bin Laden's death, but the President himself has argued in the past that terrorism and national security shouldn't be used as a wedge issue in politics.
A karaoke bar in Texas makes these videos of patrons and they air on a local TV station. These are basically a real life Tim & Eric video.
During last night's second-annual Comedy Awards, Matthew Perry called out all of the "idiotic articles" written by men over the past year about how funny women have suddenly become. We agree — women have been funny all along!
This is devastating.
We've headlined each one with a rhyme submission for the Biebs. Consider this my official audition to be his ghostwriter.
I say good riddance. My least favorite ad icon ever. Creepy little highfalutin killer.
I think it may be time to switch body washes.
A woman, who according to TNT's Craig Sager had a history of stalking Denver Nuggets players, interrupted last night's game before being taken away by police. This could have been scary.
Or an "openly socialist individual," in his terms.
Meet Spikehorn. Spikehorn was probably Michigan's most eccentric character of all-time. The guy was totally nuts.
Spoiler alert: it's probably in the middle of the ocean. Find out where you'd end up and post it in the comments.
Is Tijuana the next Harajuku? A small group of women have adapted the gothic Lolita look and have opened a club called Lolita Paradise in Monterrey.
He looks pretty normal for an intimidating vampire wearing a suit.
Woody Allen is known for turning Hollywood starlets into respectable actresses, now perhaps he is planning to work his cinematic magic on the faltering career of Lindsay Lohan.
The New England Patriots added another veteran face on offense on Saturday, as the team reportedly agreed to terms on a free-agent contract that will bring former Indianapolis Colts running back Joseph Addai to New England...
And Don will reluctantly let her follow it. No more baked beans for her unless she's cooking them for dinner!
The charges were dropped after Romney threatened to sue. "I was not a disorderly person," Romney said.
The new episode covered the dangers of sexting, allowing new coworkers to make you over, and leaving your diary out in the open. Here's what I learned from the latest episode.
Baseball's most exciting rookie meets baseball's most exciting play. It's easy to forget he's 19-years-old.
Today it's Secretary of Education Arne Duncan.
When scientists gave a group of mice vanilla yogurt along with their ordinary chow, they noticed the males had some extra confidence: “You know when someone’s at the top of their game, how they carry themselves differently? Well, imagine that in a mouse.” The reason: yogurt had made the mice's testicles grow 5% bigger than average.
The French press reports that Emanuel doesn't find Francois Hollande presidential. Worries about the relationship between Obama and the new Socialist leader. [This story has been updated.]
Everything you must do to make every day of Summer 2012 the best day of your life. Now we all just have to quit our jobs to make it happen, and it will be the BEST SUMMER OF ALL TIME!
Carrying on the tradition of celebs baring their (pregnant) bellies on magazine covers, a prego Julia Restoin Roitfeld covers i-D clad in lacy lingerie and a sheer cape. Though we’re just going to go ahead and say this is probably the most stylish i…
From Idaho to Tupelo, how the last, loudest, proudest scourge of homosexuality made it to the center of the presidential campaign. He thinks Obama is punishing us for our racism, and says he's Romney's "best friend," whether the candidate knows it or not.
I was away from the computer for most of yesterday, which is a good thing, because I don't think I would have been able to handle people on Twitter even lightheartedly joking about MCA passing away yesterday. I don't know if that happened, and I dou…
Starting Monday, watch Cenk interview “Playboy” founder Hugh Hefner about President Obama, the GOP’s “war against sex” and how his civil rights work in the 1950s is awfully similar to politics today. Go to current.com/GetTYT to find Current TV.
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For a show that purports to bring couples together, The Bachelor and Bachelorette franchise doesn't exactly have a stellar track record. After 23 seasons total, only four couples remain intact. And now even its host is getting a divorce.
Some people will no doubt get all sanctimonious today and criticize Lily Allen for going to The Box in London last night and then stumbling out at 4am, presumably drunk, but here’s an interesting counterpoint; fuck those people. Lily Allen is awesom…
What took so long? Neva Vodianova Portman, Natalia Vodianova’s 6-year-old daughter with ex-husband Justin Portman, has finally landed her first campaign after a little modeling hiatus. She posed for childrenswear label Caramel Baby and Child, with w…
Are you looking for a great opportunity to work in fashion? We’ve got them over at our careers page! Valentino’s NYC press office is looking for PR interns to start ASAP; Steven Alan is hiring retail managers and sales positions in NYC and accessori…
From gracing the first issue of Love (naked) to sitting front row at major runway shows, to walking in them, to performing at fashion parties, Ditto, who doesn’t quite conform to the industry’s typical beauty standards, has been described by Katie G…
MURDER At The Kentucky Derby: Homicide Detectives Launch Investigation After Body Found In Barn Hours After Race
Adan Fabian Perez, 48, a stable worker from Guatemala was found around 4.30am in a barn at Churchill Downs, close to where the winning horse I'll Have Another was being kept.
Today is a very sad day in that Beastie Boy Adam Yauch has died. He was a terrific musician and filmmaker and a warm, funny person who a lot of people loved. I got to know him a little bit in the '90s because my roommate from college helped him run …
Mitt Romney may be getting all the splashy headlines in his march toward the August Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., but fellow Republican Ron Paul has been steadily fundraising, visiting primary states, picking up delegates and gainin…
Hudson flirts with Bernal as he preps her for a colonoscopy, followed by a fantasy sequence in which Hudson’s spirit travels to heaven and talks to God, who takes the form of Whoopi Goldberg, who informs her, sassily, that she’s dying. The Almighty …