May 11, 2012
Only turned sideways. You have seen it, you cannot unsee it. This is SFW but for the love of EVERYTHING, do not Google "Goatse" if you don't already know. Just happily be out of loop.
I would take a Bane-masking from Tom Hardy to get with that woman & her granny-fro. Hell, I’m pretty star-struck in the best of times, I’d probably even settle for just the Bane-masking
At a recent dog and cat "exhibition" in Minsk, Belarus, cats and dogs (but mostly cats) were dressed up as kings, queens, and all the other obligatory fairy tale characters. I need this "exhibition" to come to America.
Because we all did these things when you were younger.
It took a lockout shortened season and some unfortunate injuries, but at long last the NBA playoffs are unpredictable.
Kate Upton was there. It was surprisingly intense.
And this is why dogs are better than cats. Truth bomb, sorry.
Colored and patterned pants are everywhere, but they're so LOUD they don't seem to go with anything. Or... do they? The Fashion Mailbag is here to help. Warning: ADVANCED DRESSING AHEAD.
At the evangelical university, he'll touch on gay marriage and life lessons. A bet that Evangelicals will get over the Mormon issue.
The first massage therapist to accuse John Travolta of sexual assault has been dropped by his attorney, possibly because he mixed up the date of the alleged assault. But attorney Okorie Okorocha is still representing the second accuser "and other alleged victims who are possibly coming forward.”
No matter how many home runs Josh Hamilton hits or how many Austrian newspapers refer to him as an ex-junkie for doing so, the story of the 2012 baseball season thus far has and will continue to be the struggles of Albert Pujols.
The best Netflix movies to get ready for the release of Tim Burton's Dark Shadows. Which means: Vampires! Vincent Price! Creepy castles! Weird sex! Demons!
Former New Jersey Governor Christine Todd Whitman says Republicans in Congress have lost their way on abortion — and the state should get out of the business of marriage.
Managing editor Rick Stengel called the now-infamous cover "whimsical" on Morning Joe today. That word does not mean what he thinks it means.
Okay this is the most heart warming thing I've seen in a long time. Brb, crying.
Also available: Winston Churchill with a pony or ducks. Plus, Hermione Granger ended up on the pole after all and one South American country just sprinted into the lead on equal rights.
Good news, everyone! Louis CK is going to be released a new special on his site for $5, and after that it's going to be on FX! Rejoice!
Heads up: it looks like the upcoming "Burning Love" is going to be hilarious.
On a Conan appearance, Mamet, who plays the naive Shoshanna on Girls said guys are turned off by her "ambition." "Ninety percent of the time when I go on dates I think, I could be reading my book instead," she added.
Witches at the evangelical university will face a $500 fine, according to the school's handbook.
Tim Carney of the Washington Examiner took offense at Hall using "typical media tricks." Hall cuts off Carney before he can go "meta-meta" and boots him off the show.
Would you drink this? They say it's good for you, but I remain dubious.
Banks are increasing the speed of foreclosures once again, but you can prevent becoming a statistic.
It's for "Press To Play", a new Playboy branded shower gel. (Yeah, that'll look great in your bathroom, stud.) Desperate Hef's trying to grab some of that Axe money.
The original title, It's Messy, has been scrapped.
This is what happens when your Beanie Baby gets up out of that box in your basement and goes on to live his life.
The politest death machine you'll ever meet. Luckily it only shoots Nerf darts...for now.
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Model, actress and athlete’s wife Brooklyn Decker was making the promotional rounds for her new film Battleship earlier this week, and she called in
On Saturday, Mitt Romney will speak at a university that teaches his religion is a cult. Across the campus of Liberty University in Lynchburg, VA, conservative Christians are turning to the Bible to justify voting for a heretic.
This man can make anything terrifying. Looks like I won't be drinking tea anytime soon.
Today's fight in Wisconsin is over a video of Scott Walker saying he would "divide and conquer" unions, shot before his controversial budget repair bill. Democrats note inconsistencies.
"That's all that matters, yo."
I'd like to imagine all these scenarios played out off screen. Seriously if you aren't following Ginger Haze, who also created the wonderful "Hunger Games" parody, you need to re-evaluate your life choices. (Warning: Spoilers Ahead!)
Is a carefully crafted Spotify playlist acceptable? Or does it have to be on a CD? Plus, precisely how to tell if someone likes you with a Facebook friend request.
In honor of Mother's Day, James Franco's Mom has shared some pictures of little James, as well as some more recent shots of James and Mom together. Cute!
He's a 1-in-30 million celebrity. Thanks to a chef recognizing how rare he was, Calvin only barely escaped the boiling pot at a Boston restaurant. He's been donated to the New England Aquarium for study and safe keeping.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD it's time for them to just end it already.
Good for her! Pam Shaw is a septuagenarian cabaret singer from England who, despite performing since the '60s under the name The Sexational Pam, has never quite found the time to hook up with a decent bloke. Now she's finally ready to move beyond snogging. Better late than never!
Those pursedogs don't seem like such a bad idea now, do they? Here's why you might not want a big this big.
Or at least, he knows enough to realize that starring in a Funny Or Die video might help with how terribly the public perceives him.
A lovely Mother's Day tribute from Jimmy Kimmel. Don't worry, you still have a couple days to scrounge up your last minute gifts.
The Spring Guinea Pig fashion line is out and I have all the latest trends in Guinea Pig hats here for you.
Before you go and make such a big decision, maybe you should think about the reality of what you're about to get yourself into. This should help.
In a survey, it came in well above the old standby, missionary.
Crammed with abundant foodstuffs, these posters were meant to celebrate the Communist economy. The posters all come from the period between 1958 and 1961, when roughly 45 million people were starved, beaten or worked to death in China as part of Mao Zedong's "Great Leap Forward."
Alexander had invoked Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law, like Trayvon Martin's killer George Zimmerman, saying she fired a shot at the ceiling to defend herself from an abusive husband. But judges rejected her explanation, and she was given a sentence of 20 years at a hearing today. She plans to appeal.
Most people aren't even aware that Twitter has a speed limit. But a handful of extraordinary tweeters exceed it almost every single day.
Can you please stay out of his way? Thanks.
Where would we all be without our fake TV moms giving us the advice we really need to hear.
This Sunday is the series finale of Desperate Housewives — you know, that show that you probably don't watch anymore anyway? Well you've been missing out because there were some epic death scenes throughout the 8 years it was on the air. Here is a supercut of the best ones.
Suckonthedickimashark has something to say about Tumblr tagging etiquette.
"Our school aims to instill in our boys a profound respect for women and girls." Strange way to show it.
Aram, the three-year-old kid seen breastfeeding on the cover of TIME magazine this week, made his daytime television debut this morning on the "Today" show. He seemed pissed about it.
The pro-Obama superPAC American Bridge released an ad today attacking Romney today for his stance on gay marriage, along with a website.
The RNC released a new video pouncing on comments the President made in Seattle Thursday saying "sometimes I forget" about the magnitude of the recession before he took office.
Having played the same character for ten years, it's difficult to see Emma Watson as anyone other than goody two-shoes Hermione Granger.
So! What shoes are you wearing today? Are they boots, or heels, or sneakers, or sandals, or gasp...socks and sandals? Add yours below!
Or some guy got fired and was having some fun on his way out.
Ben Aaron from NBC talks to best friends Harvey and Eddy he met in a senior center. Seriously, watch this.
The song turned into a duet with Jimmy Fallon, leading me to presume that it too will appear on Jimmy's new comedy album.
A new law spearheaded by President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner (pictured) allows citizens of Argentina to list whatever gender they identify with on official documents, rather than restricting them to their birth sex. The law lets all transgender Argentinians — not just those who have already had sex change surgery or hormone treatments — to get official identification that lists the gender of their choice.
Hollie Cavanagh eliminated from American Idol season 11.
Michael Shure, Michael Hastings and Tricia Rose track what looks like a lifelong pattern of Mitt Romney’s mean-spirited behavior, from allegations of bullying a prep school peer, taunting a blind English teacher, hazing classmates at Stanford and, l…
But Francois Hollande is on course to make former partner Segolene Royal the most powerful female politician in the country, despite the bitterness of their separation after 30 years and four children together.
The President's shift points to a change in personal belief rather than policy.
Best Coast, aka Bethany Cosentino’s incredibly catchy, ’60s girl group-esque, dreamy pop song-filled, essentially perfect debut album Crazy For You was all I (and a lot of people) listened to during the summer of 2010 (and songs from her forthcoming…
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Lorena Galliot came to NYC from France and didn't know what a hipster was. So she took to the streets of Williamsburg to find out.
Anna Wintour went on the Colbert Report last night, ostensibly to talk about the opening of the Costume Institute’s “Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations” at the Met, opening today. Which she did and eloquently. But, oh, it was so much m…
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