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May 21, 2012

Matthew Fox Looks Ripped In New Alex Cross Images

I haven't been paying much attention to Alex Cross, mainly because it's an adaptation of a McNovel by James Patterson being directed by xXx's Rob Cohen

Vegas Baby Photo - Buzznet

VEGAS! Krave and the Billboard Awards Me and my manager Bruce took a road rip to Vegas this weekend. At first we went to perform at Krave which was sooo fun! Thank you all the amazing Moon Children for bringing so much love and joy:) Last night we d…

What Other Books Does LeBron Read In The Locker Room?

Everyone knows he loves The Hunger Games, but what else does he enjoy?

Gaming The App Store Ratings

An eye-opening report on the various ways developers try to trick you into rating their apps well. Pretty sure this is the software equivalent of being a pickup artist.

Cat Pic Fan Fic

In which I write extremely short short stories about my favorite cat pictures. Cat pic fan fic is the new thing. I swear.

Outlooks For Pfizer, Arena And Onyx Following Busy May

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- My review of the major events in healthcare during the first half of May continues below. Part one of this column was published last week.

Here Is Everything Rihanna Says In 'Battleship'

Did you think we were done with being snarky about movies based on board games? We aren’t, so of course we’ll point out that The Avengers was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend, grossing $55M in its third week to Battleship‘s disappointing …

John Lennon Was Terrible At Basketball

Breaking down the legendary Beatle's awful shooting style.

The Best Of The Evil Cows Meme

Evil Cows is the new best cow meme. These badasses are the Disaster Girl of the bovine world.

31 Unique Pictures Of The Eclipse

The eclipse shadows are my favorite part. They're almost as cool as the actual eclipse.

Why The End Of Film Is Awesome (Except When It Isn't)

The all-digital cinema is basically here: what the end of film means for you.

13 Untapped '90s Fashion Trends

Now that flannel and crop tops have officially hit their saturation point, it feels like maybe '90s nostalgia has run its course. Here are a few trends that got left behind and are actually looking kind of fresh again? Or maybe they were left behind for a reason.

DC Comics Teases Reveal Of Openly Gay Superhero

And not some half-formed, new hero to appease their diversifying audience. Who in the DC stable of characters do you think is the most likely candidate?

Kim Kardashian Named Hottest Woman In The World By Zoo Magazine

I've never heard of the UK mag, but according to a poll of their readers, Kimmy K. is the hottest female on earth. I guess being a terrible person didn't really factor in.

Here Are All The Details On Mrs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Wedding Gown

According to a Facebook status update by Mark Zuckerberg, the social network founder tied the knot with his girlfriend Priscilla Chan on Saturday. The couple had an IRL wedding, for which Zuckerberg went hoodie-free and Chan wore a lacey white gown,…

Woodkid = Genius

New Video from Woodkid: Run Boy Run. A little bit of Where the Wild Things Are, a hint of Super Mario Bros and a lot of talent make of this clip one of the best I've seen this year.

Trailer For The Master, From Paul Thomas Anderson, Joaquin Phoenix

It’s been a long time since I had a movie-going experience as weird and wonderful as There Will Be Blood (apparently other people DON’T giggle like schoolgirls when a priest gets beaten to death with a bowling pin. Go figure.). Drive comes close. In…

Dog With Terminal Cancer Gets Her Own Bridal Shower

So many conflicting emotions. Lucky the Maltese was diagnosed with terminal spleen cancer and given less than a year to live. Her owner decided to throw a bridal shower with 12 of her puppy friends to lift her spirits and raise awareness of canine cancer.

72 Dr. Pepper Impostors

How many have you tried? I'm a fan Mr. Pibb myself but Dr. Perfect, Dr. Radical, and Doc Shasta sound pretty sweet, too.

How To Get A Job In Another City

Without losing your current one first.

Survive The Zombie Apocalypse At Comic-Con

This has got to be one of the best promotional stunts in the history of SDCC. The Walking Dead Escape challenges "survivors" to make it through the stadium without being turned. Or sign up to be the shambling dead.

The Assassination Of Stan Van Gundy By The Coward Dwight Howard

Abandon all hope, ye who enter Orlando.

Mitt Romney's List Of Words He's Not Supposed To Say

"I have a list of words I'm not supposed to say," Romney said at a fundraiser today. "No, I'm just kidding." Or is he?

Will Smith Smacks Reporter For Attempted Kiss

It's possible to get too fresh with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. On Friday, while working the red carpet at the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3, Will Smith pushed and slapped a Ukrainian reporter who kissed him on both cheeks. Did the star overrea…

Tebow's People Force Actress To Remove Photo From Twitter

The reason I mention that is because it’s apparent that Tebow and is brand managers are going out of their way to protect his “I’m a good widdle boy” reputation now that he’s living in Satan’s den, so it shouldn’t shock us that Tebow and/or his peop…

The Absolute Best Photo From Cannes And Other Links

At least someone was taking a light-hearted approach. Plus, Mount Everest claimed several lives last weekend and one cast member of "Glee" used to pole dance.

"The Daily Show" Co-Creator Lizz Winstead Suggests Older Execs Have Something To Do With The Lack Of Women On TV

"I think if you still have TV shows that are run by men that are really old-school, you're still gonna have old-school problems. But as shows start coming up where younger men and younger women are running those shows, I think they run them the way their lives are—which is full of men and women."

Priscilla Chan’s Wedding Dress Was A Total Surprise For The Designer

Claire Pettibone is still trying to find out where Chan got the $4,700 dress for her wedding to Mark Zuckerberg. She suspects Chan purchased it in total secrecy, perhaps under a fake name.

Being Deaf In Tech

"I still feel lonely sometimes. If your reflex is 'everyone feels lonely sometimes,' you would be right. But you would also be understating the loneliness we feel."

The "Community" Cast Reacts To Dan Harmon's Firing

Folks, welcome to the darkest timeline.

Bill Maher: Romney Spent 2 Years "Trying To Brow-Beat Frenchmen Into Joining His Cult"

Silence from the Obama campaign, despite a push to "refute" political attacks on religion. [UPDATED with response from campaign spokeswoman.]

Pitchers Hitting Home Runs Vs. Goalkeepers Scoring Goals

Two of the rarest instances in sports both happened this weekend.

Everything You Need To Know About The Clint Eastwood Reality Show

If you missed the premiere of Mrs. Eastwood And Company last night — and I'm pretty positive that you did — this everything you need to know about the reality show about Clint Eastwood's family.

Buy Nokia, Prepare RIM's Grave

The latest viral buzz from

Raven-Symone Addresses Lesbian Rumors

Raven-Symone is happy in her love life, and that's all she needs you to know about it! A recent National Enquirer story claimed that the former child star, now 26, has moved in with her reported girlfriend, America's Top Model Cycle 18 contestant Az…

Dream Come True! Two 'Mad Scientists' Create Sleep Mask That Lets People CONTROL Their Dreams

Two developers from Brooklyn created the Remee sleeping mask that allows people to control their dreams thanks to blinking lights that alert them that they are dreaming.

Things I Didn't Get To Eat (Or Drink) At The Great GoogaMooga

I ventured from lower Manhattan to Prospect Park this past Saturday with all intentions of enjoying myself at The Great GoogaMooga, an unfortunately titled food and music festival featuring some of New York’s biggest, baddest-ass culinary luminaries…

Troll This Post

Do it? C'mon tough guy. Do it. You won't.

Women Wear Beards At Cannes To Protest Lack Of Female Directors

On Sunday, five "bearded" protesters from French feminist collective La Barbe held signs on the Cannes red carpet to protest the festival's lack of female filmmakers. In a statement, the festival said its lineup is chosen “without regard to race, color, sex, language, religion, political opinion" or any other related factor.

This Is The Last Song Whitney Houston Ever Recorded

Titled "Celebrate," this duet with Jordin Sparks was the last song the legend ever recorded. What do you think about it?

Former Yankee Chuck Knoblauch Tried To Pick Up Two Women On The G Train

And one thing about the story is REALLY WEIRD.

Rutgers Student Weeps After Being Sentenced To 30 Days For Bias Crime

Dharun Ravi will serve 30 days in prison for spying on Tyler Clementi while he kissed a man, broadcasting it online with a webcam, driving Clementi to kill himself. Ravi was facing up to 10 years for committing a hate crime, but was convicted of the much less severe charges of bias intimidation and invasion of privacy.

The Coolest Video Of Yesterday's Annular Solar Eclipse

Cory Poole made this video of the annular solar ecplise yesterday using 700 photographs from a telescope with "a very narrow bandpass allowing you to see the chromosphere and not the much brighter photosphere below it."

Norman Is The Best Bike Riding Dog Ever

Someone get this guy an acting job.

Chyna Hospitalized: Former WWE Diva Continues To Be Her Own Worst Enemy

Former WWE diva Chyna had an eventful weekend, though not one that she will want to be bragging about to anyone. She was taken to the hospital on Sunday after collapsing at an adult entertainment expo in Miami, according to TMZ.

How Facebook's IPO Got Hijacked by Computers

Facebook's IPO taught us one thing: In the financial war against machines, we don't stand a chance.

This Is Ice-T's Grandson

Rapper and actor Ice-T, who is 54, has a teenage grandson. Imagine having Coco for a step-grandma.

Animals Watching The Solar Eclipse

Dozens of animals from around the world took time out of their busy schedules to watch the eclipse on Sunday. Cats and seals seemed to be the most interested. Dogs? Not so much.

To Discuss From "Girls": Parents Having Sex

In the show's trailblazing efforts to touch on all taboo topics, we're now forced to consider parental sex. Ick?

Former Bain Executive: Romney Bears Blame For Ampad Layoffs

A former Managing Director of Bain Capital who sat on Ampad's board said in 2002 Romney carries responsibility for the plant's closing.

72 Hours In Chicago: Anarchists, World Leaders, And Two More Years Of War

As a top U.S. general vows to fight through 2014, protesters take to the streets. No monopoly on violence at the NATO summit.

The Great GoogaMooga Aftermath Of Subway Hippie Horror

Here are just 17 seconds of the worst non-dentistry-related three minutes of my life. Did you enjoy broing down with rockstar chefs and hacky sacks at the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Prospect Park yesterday? Did you enjoy standing in endless lines?…

This Might Be Why Tim Duncan Hates Kevin Garnett

The ugly rumor that's at the heart of one of basketball's most interesting feuds.

Romney Writes: "I Feel Badly That ... The Plant Is Closed"

Mitt Romney and his Democratic critics are fighting over his involvement in the failure of the office supply company Ampad. In 1995, Romney wrote this letter to a former worker who had criticized him, saying it wasn't his fault, but that he'd tried to help. (The letter was first printed with the definitive Ampad story in Bloomberg Businessweek.)

Filipino Lady Gaga Fans Fight Back Against Christian Groups

Christian groups in Manilla have been protesting Lady Gaga's concert for a couple days now and the other side is fighting back. WERK.

The Top 10 Most Legally And Illegally Downloaded TV Shows

Comparing the top 10 legally downloaded shows from iTunes and the top 10 torrented television shows.

What If Every Internet Meme Went Public Like Facebook Did?

Imagine if the stock market was a bunch of people running around buying and selling meaningless junk that no one cares about it? Oh wait, it is that.

Notre Dame Sues Obama Administration Over Birth Control Requirement

The Catholic university says that the administration's requirement that religious employers cover birth control violates its right to freedom of religion. “This filing is about the freedom of a religious organization to live its mission, and its significance goes well beyond any debate about contraceptives,” said Notre Dame president Rev. John Jenkins in a statement.

Horrifying Photo Of A Gay Activist Being Beaten

A hate crime captured on film. Svyatoslav Sheremet, head of the Ukrainian organization Gay-Forum, is attacked following a press conference in Kiev. Neo-Nazis protesting a proposed gay pride parade are the likely culprits.

People Who Think "Classic" Linkin Park Is Awesome

It seems like '00s garbage metal is coming back into fashion. Linkin Park played the Billboard Music Awards last night, and their performance stirred up a lot of weird nostalgia on Twitter.

Four Times Obama Promised To End No Bid Contracts

Senator Barack Obama campaigned loudly to put a stop to no-bid government contracts in 2008 and blasted the Bush Administration for giving "sweetheart deals" to companies like Halliburton. As President, the Obama administration has failed to end such contracts and even awarded a $433-million no bid contract for a smallpox vaccine to a company largely owned by longtime Democratic donor.

Premiere: Gotye Pal Kimbra's Joyous Live Video For "Settle Down"

With her new album Vows making its stateside debut tomorrow, Kimbra is ready to strike out on her own.

A Billboard Awards Recap In 34 Photos

It's a third tier sort of award show that audiences watch for the spectacle rather than the credibility. The good thing about this is that it gives everyone license to show up looking and acting crazy, without any attempt at being serious. (Those who try too hard to look serious and Oscars-y always end up looking the most out of place.) Ahead, Katy Perry and her grandma, Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus and more photos of the crazy outfits/people at the 2012 Billboard Awards.

28 Things That Will Remind You Of Elementary School

This is going to take you waaay back.

Is Your Cat Suffering From Cat Boredom?

Take it from Chris Parnell: there's nothing more tragic than a blase cat. Pretty funny for a Friskies commercial!

Why Does Everyone Hate Garfield On Twitter?

Sure, Garfield comics aren't everyone's idea of funny, but there's a weird world of extreme Garfield haters on Twitter. This isn't just a little negative feedback, this is pure vitriol at a fictitious cat.

Fashion At The Billboard Music Awards

Katy Perry brought her grandmother as her date, Miley Cyrus wore the top half of a horrific white pantsuit, and Carly Rae Jepsen out-glammed them all.

ESPN's Most Obnoxious "Analyst" Gets The SNL Treatment

I'm not sure which version of Stephen A. Smith is more ridiculous, the SNL one or the real thing.

The Most Perfectly Timed Photo From The NATO Protests In Chicago

OccupyChicago's press photog Marcus Demery catches an amusing moment during the yesterday's NATO protests in Chicago.

Flaming Rocks Baffle Scientists

SAN CLEMENTE, Calif., May 18 (UPI) -- Scientists in California said they are stumped as to why a handful of rocks a woman collected at the beach ignited in her pocket.

This Is What A Baseball Stadium Full Of Orthodox Jews Looks Like

At yesterday's Asifa, over 40,000 Orthodox Jews came to the Met's ballpark Citi Field to rally against "the dangers of the internet." Looks like the Mets finally got a sold-out crowd.

Chris Matthews Rick Rolled

A classic screencap from the '08 cycle.

Lady Gaga Kisses Marge In Special The Simpsons Episode

The pair are seen having a heart to heart, which turned into a smooch as they held hands at the kitchen table.   More... Keeping it hot... Kim Kardashian steps again out with Kanye West as she uploads another seductive picture to Twitter She's n…

The Cutest Picture Of Kids Watching The Solar Eclipse

From Japan. I can't even take it.

All Of Lady Gaga's Looks From "The Simpsons" Season Finale

In an otherwise dull episode, Lady Gaga's wacky wardrobe and accessories happened to be the most interesting part.

This Lady Isn't Racist

Watch some lady talk about how black people can be racist too. I screamed at 2:48.

Sky Blu Of LMFAO Cut Off His Crazy Hair

Without any warning or press release, Sky Blu — best known as one half of the neon-and-print-wearin', afro-lovin' music group LMFAO — chopped off his locks. Now he just looks like any other Joe on the street. Except for all that other stuff that still stands out.

Will Smith Raps "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" Theme On Live Television

Does this mean we can expect a Will Smith-Jazzy Jeff reunion tour in 2013?

LeBron James Loves "The Hunger Games"

LeBron was caught reading the best-seller before yesterday's Game 4 against Indiana. This calls for an investigation.

Priscilla Chan: Much More Than A Billionaire's Housewife :)

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his new wife Priscilla Chan were not waiting for the big IPO to get married — they were waiting for Chan to finish med school. Zuckerberg attended her graduation recently and even "checked in" via Facebook, writing: "I’m so proud of you, Dr. Chan :)." Chan, anything but a stereotypical billionaire's wife according to Forbes, will start her job as a pediatrician later this year.

Mel B Looks Worse For Wear As She Stumbles Out Of Brian McFadden's Engagement Party

With friends in high places and with heels that are even higher Mel B has never been one to turn down a good knees up.

The Best Street Ads Of The Year, So Far

Meme advertising done right, via the streets of Toronto.

Seeking Stability In Recession, Men Enter "Pink-Collar" Jobs

Between 2000 and 2010, a third of all job growth for men has been in female-dominated fields like nursing and dental assisting, which has led to some interesting role reversals. Says one male dental assistant, “The way I look at it is that anything, basically, that a woman can do, a guy can do.” Image via alephcomo/

Do You Like The Trash Bag Trend Photo Licari's Photos

I don't know what's going on...but this is too many trash bag dresses on the red carpet. It was bad enough when Ke$ha wore it at the VMAs and the American Music Awards, but when I saw this cut up trash bag worn by Micaela Schaefer on the red carpet …

Mitt Romney's Jobs Claims: A Video History

The former Massachusetts Governor's has come under attack by Democrats for claiming to have created over 100,000 jobs while head of Bain Capital. A video history shows how Romney's job numbers have gone up over the years.

Battleship Bombs, Opens With $25 Million

I like to pretend that I’m smart and that I can predict what people are going to do, but of course I can’t, and almost every day shows me new ways that I can still be surprised by people’s stupidity. So while I’d love to say all along that I knew a …

Teaser Trailer For The Next Bond Movie Drops

"Skyfall" opens in the US on November 9th and is directed by Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road To Perdition). This footage is the glimpse of the film and it looks gorgeous.

WWE Over The Limit 2012 Live Streaming: How And Where To Watch The Huge PPV Live

So, you want to watch WWE's Over the Limit 2012 pay-per-view event live Sunday night from the PNC Arena in Raleigh, N.C., right?

In Conservative Media, A "Race War" Rages

They don't care if you call it racist. "In Obama's America, the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering," says Limbaugh.

WWE Over The Limit 2012 Results: Live Updates And Coverage Of The WWE PPV

The People Power era could be put out of commission by the end of tonight's WWE pay-per-view, as John Laurinaitis' job as RAW and SmackDown GM hangs in the balance in a showdown against John Cena.

Jane Lynch's Smith College Commencement Speech

Watch this. Jane Lynch is awesome.

Artwork That Inspired The Look Of The Avengers

Concept artist Steve Jung's job is to create beautiful works of art that inspire the look of Hollywood films. He worked on Tron: Legacy, Transformers 2, Thor. Here's some of his work for The Avengers -- the link to the movie is so clear, but these are also works of art on their own.

The Oddball 80s Magic Of "Battle Of The Video Games"

Back in the early 80s, the boom in arcades and entertainment made icons of the likes of Pac-Man, Donkey Kong and Q*Bert. The popularity and novelty of video games was great enough to produce a fair amount of peculiar cultural runoff. If you grew up …

49 Awesome Photos Of The Solar Eclipse

The best place to see the eclipse was across Asia and parts of the western United States. It was the first solar eclipse visible in North America in nearly 18 years.

Orthodox Jews Rally Against Dangers Of Internet, Tweet About It

Tens of thousands of Orthodox Jewish men gathered at CitiField and Arthur Ashe Stadium in Queens tonight for an address and rally decrying the “evils of the Internet and the damages caused by advanced electronics.” In a perhaps unintended twist, the conference was streamed live online, and many attendees tweeted updates from the event. All photos reprinted with the kind permission of The Yeshiva World News

Test Baby Boomers For Hepatitis C, Says CDC

FRIDAY, May 18 (HealthDay News) -- The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention wants all Americans born between 1945 and 1965 -- the baby boom generation -- tested for hepatitis C. Most cases of the potentially deadly disease occur in

Will Smith Slapped A Reporter

Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (it looks worse in the second clip), then s…

Opening A Beer Bottle With A Chainsaw

If you're attempting to enjoy beer and are without your bottle opener but you have your chainsaw, this will come in handy: Didn

Mark Zuckerberg Got Married And He Didn’t Wear A Hoodie

You’d think this past week was stressful enough for Mark Zuckerberg, what with taking his company public and all, but Facebook‘s founder apparently was unruffled enough by all the commotion to get married on Saturday. Yes, the gazillionaire wunderki…

Victoria Beckham Is Planning Her First Store

Victoria Beckham is looking to spice up the lives of all the people of the world– by expanding her eponymous brand on a more global scale. The designer recently revealed to CNN that her most pressing plans include entering e-commerce, as well as ope…

Eden Hazard: Lille Star Will Reportedly Announce Transfer Decision Tonight

After much debate as to where football star Eden Hazard will end up next season, he will reportedly make a final decision tonight as to whether he will be playing with Chelsea, Manchester United or English Premier League winners, Manchester City.

Distant Planet May Be Vanishing Into Dust

CAMBRIDGE, Mass., May 18 (UPI) -- U.S. scientists say a possible planet 1,500 light-years from Earth is apparently evaporating from the heat of its star, trailing debris like a comet's tail.

Microsoft's New Social Network Launched Officially On Sunday

It's called and it's borrowing from Google Plus, Facebook, Pinterest, Flipboard, and many other successful social and sharing sites. Microsoft says it's primarily for students (as Facebook once was), but it's open to all. I decided to check it out for myself...

Robin Gibb Has Passed Away

Gibb was a founding member of the Bee Gees who suffered a long battle with cancer. He was 62. Dear 2012: you can stop now.

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