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Why The End Of Film Is Awesome (Except When It Isn’t)
The all-digital cinema is basically here: what the end of film means for you.
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Rick Perry Vows To Fight Atlantis
YouTube Translate manages to find the real message of Rick Perry’s campaign.
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She Waited A Decade For A Game To Move Her—With a Vibrator
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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer Just Needs A New Song
Now it’s fun for the whole family!
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Breaking: Newspapers, Concerned You Don’t Read Them Anymore, to Go On German Diet
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Woody Allen’s 15 Favorite Films and a Midnight In Paris Snub
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Buried Lede of 2011: The Heart Attack Grill Diet DOES Work
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Uwe Boll’s Latest: Auchwitz Trailer
Uwe Boll is best known as the director of failed video game films. He also made Postal. Now, a “trailer” for his supposedly “next film” (that isn’t on IMDB at all.) Auschwitz (very NSFW). And yes, that is Boll as the Nazi outside the door, which is a reference to Postal.
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Oh Japan: Big Tits Zombie in 3D Trailer
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Showgirls: The Return Trailer [NSFW]
A German-financed sequel for Showgirls promises repetitive techno beats, a death crawl, and an extremely suspenseful car-pulling-into-a-garage sequence.
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Harriet The Spy Meets Blogging
Harriet The Spy meets blogging. And apparently, there is such a job as “class blogger.” And apparently, this can even be turned into a Disney Channel movie.
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The Best Wedding Announcement Ever
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Mickey Rourke’s Rogue Warrior Rap
Expertly edited together from sound bytes in “Rogue Warrior,” MC Mickey Rourke brings the fresh beats once you beat the game.
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Trailer
This trailer is filled with Nic Cage insanity. “WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING IGUANAS DOING ON MY COFFEE TABLE” and “THIS IS MY LUCKY CRACK PIPE. WHAT. YOU DON’T HAVE A LUCKY CRACK PIPE?” stick out the most.
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An Ode to Chest Hair: Let It Grow
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The Art of the Spit Take
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After Last Season—Most Elaborate Hoax Film Ever?
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Help Me Get a Job and I Will Pay You $400
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A Unicorn Reviews Street Fighter IV
gamedaily.com