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May 30, 2012

BubbleGoth Head Band Tutorial Photo

DIY - BubbleGoth headband You need: - Strong paper or cardboard (it's not absolutely necessary but helps to hold the spikes in place) - fabric - spikes - fake flowers - glue (I use E6000) - needle and a thread - elastic Step 1 - Cut a strip out of p…

25 Sports Hotties Taking Pictures Of Themselves

It's difficult to even remember a world before the iPhone and Twitter. Both are monumental technological achievements on their own, but magic is made when the two are combined. Obviously, I'm referring to the sexy self portraits that permeate the va…

Donald Trump No Longer A Birther, Supports "Place Of Birth" Movement Instead

The prospect of Donald Trump actually running for president has always seemed patently ridiculous, no matter what he was saying. And yet there was a time when his personal crazy combined with the crazy du jour and carried him towards actually follow…

Boy Finds Dead Uncle's Pic In Sale Camera

WICHITA, Kan., May 29 (UPI) -- The family of a 13-year-old Kansas boy who found a picture of a long-dead uncle inside a camera he bought at a garage sale said it may be a sign from beyond.

Why Politicians Delete Tweets

Sometimes it's because they're gaffes. Other times it's because they're strange. But most of the time, at least judging by the posts on Politweet, it's because they're just too boring.

How Not To Fake A Doctor's Note

Take notes of this note, people.

8 Ridiculous Celebrity Beauty Treatments — And How You Can Do Them At Home

From a bottle of red wine in the bathtub, to sheep placenta facials, to rituals with outrageously priced lotion, celebrities are reported to have some pretty outlandish beauty routines. But they're not all that hard to replicate in the privacy of your own bathroom.

15 Books By Great Authors That Were Never Finished

Luckily, they were still published. Most of these have been completed by other authors or publishers.

Matthew Fox "Beats Women," Says Dominic Monaghan

During a Twitter Q&A session with fans, actor Dominic Monaghan accuses Fox of physically abusing women -- "often"

Watching The San Antonio Spurs Is Pure, Unadulterated Joy

Unless you're a Thunder fan. But for anyone else, there are few things more beautiful than watching the Spurs play basketball right now.

James Franco Has A Few Thoughts On "Girls"

Like many others, Franco wants to see more diversity on the show. But he also thinks Adam, Charlie and the other men of Girls are "the biggest bunch of losers I've ever seen." As for his advice to Hannah? "Get a fucking job."

JCPenney Courts Gay Parents; Is Awesome

Look what showed up in the June issue of my catalog. More companies like this please!

Animals Tell Us What's On Their Bucket List

BuzzFeed spoke to 26 animals who happen to be in buckets, and asked them what was on their bucket list. They each gave us one thing that they'd like to do. Thanks guys!

29 Reasons Socks & Buddy Were The Best Presidential Pets

Sorry, Bo. This cat and dog duo had the cute game on lock.

Gmail Hacks That Will Change Your Life

You've got a million messages in your inbox. Here's how to ninja your way out of the pile.

7 Simple Summer Vacation Tips From Jack Nicholson

No one does summer like Jack Nicholson does summer. NO ONE.

Everyone Is Psyched About This Topiary For The Queen's Jubliee

It's a 13-foot tall, 11,000 pound crown made of 13,500 individual plants in London. Aren't YOU psyched about it?

Inspiring Kid With Spastic CP Runs At Field Day, Is Awesome

By way of The Daily What comes this video of Matt, a kid at Colonial Hills Elementary School in Ohio. Matt was given the option to sit out or run in the school’s Field Day Race, and he chose to run. The important note here is that Matt has spastic…

40 Of The Most Powerful Photographs Ever Taken

A moving collection of iconic photographs from the last 100 years that demonstrate the heartbreak of loss, the tremendous power of loyalty, and the triumph of the human spirit. Warning: Some of these will make you weep.

New Character Leaked From "Iron Man 3" And Other Links

Seriously, there are photographic spoilers in here. Plus we're one step closer to a Star Trek medical bay and the Museum of Endangered Sounds is a thing that exists.

Polygamy-Themed Vodka Banned In Idaho

Because Mormons who shouldn't be drinking it anyway might get offended. Yet it's made and still for sale in Utah.

30 Reasons Being A Woman Is Awesome

Women live longer, get to wear more sequins, and are better communicators and leaders. In case you needed more reasons being a chick is great, here they are.

Enough New 'Dark Knight Rises' Stuff To Fill A Batcave

Warner released a cornucopia of new pictures, TV spots, and interviews regarding The Dark Knight Rises opening July 20th. That's almost eight weeks away, a

Rich Students Don't Have To Worry About Getting Arrested For Missing A Class

“The poor are definitely more affected by the situation,” Kasparian says, but funding cuts also add pressure. “Instead of adding human judgment, they say, ‘Let’s just get these students out of here.’” Cenk adds, “In this country, imprisonment is the…

Québec! What Is Going On Up There?

1. Happy mobs are all alike; every unhappy mob is unhappy in its own way. This has been lost on a lot of journalists in the last few weeks as many Québécois1 have poured into the streets, banging casserole dishes and getting beaten up and arrested f…

Chicago White Sox Announcer Loses His Mind

After Jose Quintana got ejected, a man named Hawk Harrelson went nuts. The highlight? "You've got to be beepin' me." The Hawk isn't one to curse on TV. Now all we need is someone to get on the dubstep remix. (Thanks Derek!)

Looks Like Groupon Messed Up Its Father's Day Offer

The daily deal site has ideas for the dad who really went the extra mile.

How To Make Your Movie Better With A Typo

This looks a lot more interesting than the actual title of the film, Love in the Buff. Perhaps foreign companies will finally learn to use an English speaking proofreader (or at least a more clear font) before publishing?

The Kanye West Nike Sneakers Look Like Weird Shoe Dragons

Get your Air Yeezy IIs soon, if you think you can pull off kicks designed by Kim Kardashian's beau.

How To Piss Off Neo-Nazis

This amazing t-shirt stunt, pulled off last August at a right wing extremist rock concert in Germany, just won a deserved One Show Gold Pencil.

How "Avengers" Should Have Ended

I mean, shawarma's great and all, but someone's gotta play the devil's advocate.

The Creeping Rise Of Sponsored Google Results

First they came for our flight listings. Danny Sullivan explains how Google is slowly embracing "paid inclusion," a policy it has vocally distanced itself from since day one.

Our E3 2012 Wish List From 1UP.com

Marty Sliva: Hey Nintendo, I'm not sure if you remember, but you released a pretty neat RPG for the SNES back in 1995. It was called EarthBound, and it delivered a strange dose of Americana rife with charm, humor, and a phenomenal (if not slightly i…

Obama's First Political Vacation

It was the first time Obama learned the political costs of taking a vacation. Now, attacks on his golfing are routine.

You Are Not Prepared For The Zombie Outbreak

And neither am I. Despite the best efforts of pop culture to teach us survival, it has still woefully failed.

Hasidic Sect Bans Women From Using Smartphones

The leader of the Satmar sect of Hasidic Jews has banned the phones for all women of the sect — men may use them if necessary for work, but only with internet filtering in place.

Stately Sandwiches Look As Delicious As They Are Creative

The brain child of Kelly Pratt, Stately Sandwiches aims to put together the most delicious sandwiches representative of all 50 states. Here are a few she has done so far. What sandwiches do you think she should make for other states?

24 Survival Tips For Living Alone

Living solo can make a few nagging home and kitchen issues even more frustrating than when you have someone around to help. Here's how to make some of that stuff easier (though overall these are small prices to pay for never having to wear pants around the house).

Rudy Eugene: Miami Cannibal's Victim Ronald Poppo Pictured Before Vicious Attack

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Rudy Eugene, 31, originally from Haiti, has been portrayed as an animal, a face-eating zombie and a drug-addled cannibal after the bloody and disturbing images of his victim - homeless man Ronald Poppo - were released yester…

Terrifying Video Of A Baby Koala

Sweet Jesus save us all. This just goes to show that while adult koalas may be cute, they're also STD-ridden drunken killing machines.

Unbelievable Street Art GIFs

UK artist INSA creates these gifs by painting a wall several times and photographing each stage. You can see more of their work here. (via mymodernmet.com).

Jewish Figures Defend Poland

Groups including the Anti-Defamation League are with Poland on the "Polish death camps" issue. Daroff dissents: "Methinks the Poles doth protest too much about this 'controversy.'"

P. Diddy's Son Justin Was Awarded A Full Athletic Scholarship To UCLA

Do you think he should get the scholarship considering the fact that his dad is worth $500+ million? Or since he earned it he should be worthy of it?

Extreme Winds Lift Grounded 747

If the nose is a rockin', don't come knockin'? Can't tell if Nature is angry at humanity for achieving flight or trying to help get that plane into the air.

Andy Samberg In Tiny White Shorts

I spy many of the SNL guys (both former and present) in short shorts and tight shirts filming a car wash scene for "Grown Ups 2." Look at Andy Samberg's butt, just look at it.

Rudy Eugene: Miami Cannibal Attack Video Shows Victim Ronald Poppo Was Still Conscious

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Shocking new video footage has emerged today which show Ronald Poppo, 65, being tended to after his attacker Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot several times by a police officer.

A "Choose Your Own Adventure" Style Tour Of The "Late Night" Studio

Have an extra half hour to kill? If you play it right, you can view the Muppet pipes, where The Roots hang out, and if you do it just right, you'll make it to Jimmy Fallon's office. Good luck.

13 Ways The World Was Different The Last Time The Spurs Lost

With their win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last night, the San Antonio Spurs have now won 20 straight games, dating back to April 12th. That's a long time. Here's some perspective.

Your Guide To The NBA Draft Lottery

Tonight's the night of the goofiest event in sports: the NBA Draft lottery. Chance will decide the fates of 14 NBA teams, who all want to have the opportunity to select one unibrowed, game-changing center. Here's what it means for each team if they win.

"The Outs": Like "Girls," But You Won't Hate All Of Them

Like they say, living in New York City ain't easy, or whatever. Created by aspiring filmmaker Adam Goldman, "The Outs" details the life of a twenty-something gay man as he and his friends struggle to deal with everything from finding the perfect party cardigan to the nightmare of running into drunk exes at said parties. Shot in six parts, the first two are currently live.

Boy Wakes Up From Anesthesia Feeling Dizzy

If only every kid would wake up as an honest mafioso after surgery, the world would be a better place.

Can France's First Couple Prove That Marriage Doesn't Have To Matter In Politics?

“It was never, throughout the entire campaign, raised as an issue," said Laurent Binet, a French writer working on a book about new president François Hollande, in an interview with the New Yorker. “Hollande and Valérie Trierweiler have officially been a couple for five years. Seen from this angle, marriage would be only an administrative formality.”

Goth Day At Disneyland

Disneyland in California unofficially hosts an annual "Bats Day in the Fun Park," where hundreds of goths descend on the park. Judging from this year, it looks like a lot of Goths in Hot Weather. [Update: We've edited this post to direct your attention to the original source, which is Vice.com. Go there now!]

Jon Stewart's Biggest Fox News Rant To Date

Do not mess with Jon Stewart. That is all.

New Footwear Company Is Making $1,800 Sneakers Made From Genetically Engineered Stingrays

Well, here’s a story sure to make the folks over at PETA foam at the mouth. Co. Design reports that shoe company Rayfish Footwear is offering brilliantly patterned custom sneakers made from stingray skin. But instead of simply etching the wacky, col…

New Stills From Django Unchained, Tarantino, Foxx, DiCaprio, Waltz

Hot off last week's announcement that the first teaser trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained would play with Prometheus when it opens June

How To Build A Guitar From Scratch

Well, this is beautiful. And pretty much the exact opposite of how your electronics get made.

Michael Jackson's Depressing Letter To Lisa Marie Presley

Uh...what exactly was she supposed to smell? Originally up for sale, this personal note to Jackson's then wife has been pulled from auction after Presley was understandably outraged. It describes the insomnia that would eventually lead to Jackson's lethal Propofol addiction. And, yes, his nickname for himself was "Turd."

Apparently Michelle Obama Did Not Read Her Husband's Book

On The Daily Show last night, Michelle Obama said the death of Barack's father focused him and prompted him to transfer to Columbia University. In fact, as he recounts on the first page of his famous, best-selling memoir, the future president had already transferred to Columbia when his father died.

A Coloring Book For Grown-Ups

Is this depressing me or making me want to dig out some crayons? Let's call it a wash and say both.

Charlize Theron And Kristen Stewart Are Hollywood's Latest BFFs

Sure, on movie sets and press tours actors spend a lot time together, but aren't Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart spending a lot, a lot of time together? Look at all the evidence behind them being Hollywood's new BFF's.

"Truman Show" Delusion Becoming More Common

Psychiatrists are seeing an increase in the number of patients who think they're the unwilling star of a secret reality show. This "Truman Show" delusion may be the first mental illness to come out of the 21st century's obsession with quick and easy fame.

The Most Amazing Baseball Play You'll See Today

This pitcher from St. John's Jesuit High School knows what heads-up baseball looks like. It turns out it looks awesome.

56 Years Of Tornado Tracks

Every little laser represents a tornado that touched down in the past 56 years. Poor Louisiana.

Dr. Dre's New Business Endeavor

The man's a mogul. Hey hey hey hey, eat beets every day.

The Results Are In: Here Are The Best And Worst Dressed Cities In America

Travel + Leisure has released their annual America’s Favorite Cities list, which asked readers to rate cities in a variety of different categories from driving ability to friendliness and yes, stylishness. So, which cities came out on top? And which…

Kickstarter To Find Bigfoot

If the government knew it was only going to cost $5,000 to find Sasquatch, wouldn't they have done it years ago? I smell conspiracy.

Stephen Colbert Addresses His Maxim Hot 100 Nod

In regards to his number on the list, 69, Colbert responded, "That is hot! ...As long as the 6 and the 9 got married first."

Read This, Stand Up

The Wirecutter's "Best Standing Desks" feature is less a review than an impassioned paean to stretching your legs. I'm not sure it's even possible to read this entire thing sitting down.

Jane Lynch Wins The Internet

BuzzFeed's Matt Stopera spoke with HLN's Christie Paul about two ladies lighting up the internet last week: Jane Lynch and Hillary Clinton. From Texts From Hillary to Lynch's killer commencement address at Smith College, the social web can't get enough of these two.

Married Couple Has Been Dressing In Matching Outfits For Decades

A couple in Nebraska has been married 64 years and they credit their success to their matching wardrobes. They own 146 matching outfits (!!!).

Hollywood Photographer Tyler Shields Promises $100,000 To A Family In Need After Destroying A Birkin Bag For "Art"

Shields was criticized earlier this week for shooting photos of his girlfriend, Francesca Eastwood, chain-sawing and burning a Hermès Birkin bag. Shields didn't apologize for the financially insensitive stunt, but he did promise to match the price of the bag for a good cause: "If somebody wants to buy one of the Birkin photos, I will donate $100,000 — not to a charity — but to a family. I will give one family in need $100,000 cash, tax-free."

New Tumblr Lampoons Romney Campaign's iPhone App For Misspelling "America"

The Romney campaign launched a new iPhone app last night that allows users to overlay pro-Romney text with images and share with friends on social media. Users were quick to note the app misspelled America as "Amercia." A new Tumblr launched last night lampoons the iPhone and the misspelling.

Enjoy Neil Patrick Harris' Tony Awards Promos

He's just going to host the show until the end of time, right?

President Obama, Polish Tabloid Cover Boy

A story that barely made a dent here is still huge in Poland. Faktoid is Poland's version of The Onion.

Guys Plant A Treasure Chest Full Of Chocolate Coins And Prank Venice Beach

Me thinks (pirate joke) that this would be the biggest upset in prank history, since finding real buried treasure is everyone's biggest dream...right? Nonetheless, it was an enjoyable prank and everyone got chocolate in the end!

First Image Of Daniel Tosh's New Show "Brickleberry"

On Tosh.0 last night, it was announced that come September, Daniel Tosh's new show Brickleberry — an animated series — will premiere, in which he is voicing a character.

French Lingerie Store Window Features A Holographic Hottie

Empreinte just opened their first store in Paris, l’Atelier lingerie. Last week, evening shoppers were met by this masked model wearing some of the brand's unmentionables.

Will Mormon Women Vote For Romney?

Author Joanna Brooks, who calls herself a "Progressive Mormon," says not to be so sure. Progressive Mormon women like herself, she writes, don't support "harsh anti-immigrant policies" or "unacceptable attacks on the dignity and equality of LGBT families, many of whom are also doing the vital work of parenthood but without the rights and protections of civil marriage."

Teletubby Actress Sets Record Straight On Tinky Winky's Sexuality

Nikky Smedley, who played yellow Teletubby Laa-Laa, says that contrary to the claims of Jerry Falwell and others, purple 'tubby Tinky Winky was not gay. Or straight: "What kind of person can take the obvious innocence and turn it into something else? We were hardly sexual beings."

Poll: Most Michiganders Not Sure The Trees Are Right Height

Sorry Mitt... But Democrats are more likely to agree with Romney on proper arboreal stature than Republicans, new PPP Poll finds.

Sex Tape Spliced Into Graduation Video

HELLERUP, Denmark, May 29 (UPI) -- The principal of a Danish high school said he was outraged when a video shown at graduation was interrupted by a video of a student having sex.

Jurassic Turnpike: Dinosaur Park Opens In New Jersey

SECAUCUS, N.J., May 29 (UPI) -- Field Station: Dinosaurs, a theme park featuring 31 life-sized animatronic dinosaurs, opened to the public during the weekend in Secaucus, N.J.

Video Games Remade For The My Little Pony Fans

The latest viral buzz from gammasquad.uproxx.com

First Look: Richard Nicoll’s Bridal Line For Topshop Is Anything But Traditional

We got word last month that Richard Nicoll would be designing a bridal line for Topshop and today that we finally get a look at it, thanks to Vogue UK. The collaboration, aptly called Tie The Knot!, is the first foray into bridal for both Nicoll an…

Rudy Eugene: Naked Man Eats Face Off Victim While High On LSD Before Police Shoot Him In Miami

Brutal: Rudy Eugene, 31, pictured in an old police mugshot, was shot dead by police in Miami, Florida yesterday following the horrific attack where he ripped pieces of flesh from his victim's face

Romney Celebrates His Nomination With Newt And The Donald

In an all-star Las Vegas fundraiser, Romney and Friends celebrated his nomination. Outside, Gingrich talked birthers. Welcome to the circus.

Kate Middleton Is Wearing That $2,000 Pink Dress Again

The Brits are ramping up for the Queen’s Jubilee celebration this week, and Buckingham Palace threw its version of a BBQ this afternoon. OK, so technically it was a garden party, complete with tea, crumpets, and 8,000 well-wishers, according to Graz…

Donald Trump Defends Birtherism: I Think It Is A Great Issue For Mitt Romney

Donald Trump appeared on Fox News tonight before his Las Vegas fundraiser with Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney and said the "birther" issue was "a great issue for Mitt Romney." Trump also boasted about the size of his Twitter earlier in the interview saying "my Twitter is very large."

Best Book Cover Ever? Yoga For Regular Guys, By Diamond Dallas Page

Apparently this book has been around since 2005 (and it’s so rare that a new copy goes for $200 bucks), but I don’t say that by way of pre-apology. I say it to implicate all of you FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THIS SOONER! A forward by Rob Zombie?!? Mus…

Newt Weighs In On Trump's Rant

Hours before appearing alongside him in a Las Vegas fundraiser, Gingrich tells BuzzFeed The Donald is "mildly amazing."

Beyonce Reveals Pregnancy Weight Gain

It's official: Beyonce has lost the baby weight! The pounds she put on while pregnant with Blue Ivy were gone this past Saturday night when she returned to the stage in Atlantic City for her first concert post-baby (with First Lady Michelle Obama an…

From Best Dressed To Most Naked, We Present Our Cannes Superlatives

Cannes’ red carpet marathon has finally come to an end. Tear, tear… And while we’re certainly going to miss the endless procession of gorgeous gowns, now that the dust has settled we finally have a chance to reflect on the highs (and lows) of the el…

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