April 1, 2011
Tonight, they come for you. Hope you have your affairs in order.
This is the most fucked up and disgusting thing you will see today or maybe ever.
Once you’ve completed George W. Bush’s memoir, “Decision Points,” you can move on to the next emotional roller coaster, “Going Rogue” and “Spoken From The Heart.” Can’t wait till the day comes for Christine O’Donnell’s. Always wanted to know more about witches.
An analytic chemist broke down the hundreds of flavor compounds in a Bloody Mary, presented here in convenient chart form. Although they occasionally use clinical, scientific jargon that might go over your head, such as "sinus-clearing."
Move over unicorns, there's a new sheriff in Mythical Horse Town. The "pumpactionicorn"?
This is for all you Hermione/Ron shippers!
Ewok dogs are infinitely more adorable than actual Ewoks. And they have a more realistic chance of fending off Stormtroopers. Who could laser blast something this cute?
What's the take away here? Romantic comedies need more explosions!
After bad plastic surgery, Marilyn Leisz is unable to completely close her eyes.
It's Friday. Help me make a collaborative playlist celebrating the end of the week that DOES NOT include any Rebecca Black at all.
A gentleman at a Vancouver Canucks game who loves hockey so much (How much does he love hockey?) he'd like to enter into a long-term committed relationship with it and possibly marry it in Massachusetts or Iowa. Kind of looks like Phil Hartman in drag.
I don't care that this is probably an April Fools Day joke, it's totally adorable and I really think they should start selling them.
It's basically useless, but I still want it.
That's what you get for being Jar Jar Binks.
This is my kind of evil. Passive aggressive evil.
And it brings the search results back in Comic Sans.
And so it begins. But at least April starts with a high quality fake Harry Potter trailer.
You put your right hurr in, you put your right hurr out...
This unscientific analysis proves coffee makes an ideal partner. I'll take bitter coffee over a bitter relationship any day.