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April 1, 2011

Japan Earthquake 2011: 'Fukushima 50' Details Emerge in Email Correspondence

The so-called "Fukushima 50" -- a group of about 300 technicians, soldiers and firemen who have been working in shifts of 50 at Japan's troubled plant -- are being viewed globally as heroes.

CJ Miles Hot Pictures

Let that be a warning, people. CJ Miles does not mess around.

the Real Housewives of Miami Season Finale Recap: Pray for an Elsa Spin-Off

It's over. The season finale was as wishy-washy as the rest of the episodes, but at least Elsa provided some moments.

Oops: YouTube's April Fools' Button Also Makes Horrible Things More Horrible

YouTube's April Fools' gag -- a '1911' button that turns any video into an old-timey silent film, complete with syncopated piano and sepia tone --

‘Archer’ Reference of the Week: a Lord Byron Back Tattoo

Once again, “Archer” lovingly scratched my belly by integrating obscure and highbrow references into its jokes. Last night’s episode (S2E10, “El Secuestro”) delivered key background information on two characters that laid the framework for this week…

Safe and Hound: Dog Found Alive and Well in Japan THREE WEEKS after Tsunami | Mail Online

Against all odds: The dog appears to have survived by clinging to a house that had been swept away by the massive earthquake and tsunami that struck on March 11

The 13 Most Menacing Threats Of "SOON"

Tonight, they come for you. Hope you have your affairs in order.

Miley Cyrus News - Report: Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Dating Again

According to E! Online, Miley and Liam are gearing up for another go at their on-again, off-again relationship. The pair were spotted on Thursday leaving a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Los Angeles together but a source says that the pair are trying to …

An Open Letter to LCD Soundsytem’s James Murphy, from One Critic to Another

Saying goodbye (?) to one of the smartest musical—and critical—acts of the last decade.

30 Horrifying Pieces Of Claymate Fan Art

This is the most fucked up and disgusting thing you will see today or maybe ever.

Eric Zentner Dead: Versace Model Killed in Hit-And-Run

Zentner is believed to have gotten out of his car after running out of gas and started walking. He was reportedly en route to visit his mother in Sacramento. He was struck around 3:45 a.m. by a light blue, '90s Dodge Caravan. There are no suspects i…

Blake Lively, Helen Mirren & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Who Was Best-Dressed at CinemaCon Awards? (PHOTOS, POLL)

A handful of leading ladies stepped out to Thursday night's CinemaCon Awards ceremony in Las Vegas. Blake Lively donned crepe paper and stuck her finger in an electric socket a short Marchesa number, Helen Mirren kept it classy in cream and Rosie Hu…

Sorry, Ladies, but Jon Hamm Is a Big Old Goof

Look at this old goof. What a goof! Oh, sure, he looks very handsome when he is wearing a three million dollar suit with his hair superglued back committing sexual assault on another man’s wife in the foyer of a fancy restaurant, but look at him now…

The 10 Best Rebecca Black GIFs from GifGuide

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Rebecca Black's Friday from Rebecca Black and FOD Team

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10 Political Memoirs You MUST Read

Once you’ve completed George W. Bush’s memoir, “Decision Points,” you can move on to the next emotional roller coaster, “Going Rogue” and “Spoken From The Heart.” Can’t wait till the day comes for Christine O’Donnell’s. Always wanted to know more about witches.

Chemistry Of A Bloody Mary

An analytic chemist broke down the hundreds of flavor compounds in a Bloody Mary, presented here in convenient chart form. Although they occasionally use clinical, scientific jargon that might go over your head, such as "sinus-clearing."

Betwixt the Music: Rebecca Black from Rebecca Black, Jake, Brian Lane, Scott Gairdner, Allyhord, and FOD Team

In the second episode of "Betwixt The Music", Rebecca Black tells the story of her longstanding career and talks about her song 'Friday' that changed it all.

Courteney Cox & Josh Hopkins: Beach Couple!

Courteney Cox keeps real-life romance rumors alive by vacationing with shirtless Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins on Tuesday (March 29) in St. Bart’s.

YouTube 1911 Kicks off April Fools 2011 (VIDEO)

When the clock struck midnight, most websites looked the same, but YouTube wasted no time in unleashing its April Fools joke to the world. The site seems to have warped back in time, a century ago to be exact.

Obama Mocked by GOP in April Fools' Day Ad (VIDEO)

The National Republican Senatorial Committee delved into presidential politics Friday, with a new web video apparently created to mock President Obama on April Fools' Day. The ad suggests that Obama has failed to deliver on many of his campaign prom…

Kabbalah Chiefs Send Out E-mail Memo Warning of Disgruntled Former Members Bringing "Darkness" after the Collapse of Madonna's Raising Malawi Charity

Kabbalah leaders claim a rash of negative stories -- including the collapse of Madonna's Raising Malawi charity, lawsuits and a reported IRS investigation -- can be blamed on disgruntled former members who "have now turned against us."

King Of The Horses

Move over unicorns, there's a new sheriff in Mythical Horse Town. The "pumpactionicorn"?

5 Ways Sex Can Make You Look and Feel Younger

From lowering stress to protecting your heart, sex does a body good (6 Photos)

Lady Gaga Kicks Drunk Adam Lambert Out of Her B-Day Bash - Movies, TV & Music

And another eyewitness tells, "Adam acted like an animal. He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in Gaga's face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth!"

Japan Earthquake and Tsunami: Sales of Doomsday Nuclear Bunkers Soars 1000% | Mail Online

The 137,000sq ft bunker - designed to house 950 people for a year and withstand a 50 megaton blast - is currently being built under the grasslands of Nebraska.

Conan Rips off Rebecca Black from TubularGoldmine

Conan O'Brian obviously has to steal from me.

Sunday Comes Afterwards Starring Rebecca Black from Rebecca Black

The next great disaster movie starring Rebecca Black will finally deal with what days come after Friday and what days don't.

Former NBA Superstar Allen Iverson's Lamborghini in Atlanta Police Lock-Up

Allen Iverson's sick Lamborghini is sitting in an Atlanta police impound yard ... after the former NBA superstar got pulled over last night ... TMZ has learned. Atlanta PD confirms Iverson was a passenger in his silver 2009 Lambo when they pulled…

Bronx Zoo Cobra Hacks Ryan Seacrest's Twitter

I always knew Seacrest was a snake.

Rebecca Black Vs. DMX

Made by the talented Chamberlain, here's a mashup of "Friday" and "Up In Here."

Julian Assange Friday 'Friday' Dance Party

Julian Assange shakes his WikiLeaks to Rebecca Black. It's a Friday "Friday" Dance-A-Thon with Julian Assange, Thom Yorke and Hassan Baba!

Hermione And Ron Skip Rocks In Deleted Deathly Hallows Scene

This is for all you Hermione/Ron shippers!

5 Browns Dad Keith Brown Sentenced for Sexual Abuse of Daughters

PROVO, Utah -- Declaring him "a danger to society," a judge on Thursday called the father of the renowned piano group The 5 Browns a pedophile and sentenced him to at least 10 years in prison on charges that he sexually abused his three daughters wh…

5 Cheapest Dow Dividend Stocks

5. Chevron(CVX) is an integrated oil and gas company, with exploration, production and refining operations. Chevron is still remarkably cheap, despite ranking as the best-performing Dow stock of 2011 so far, with a 19% gain. It trades at a trailin…

Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: Incredibly Obvious Trades (Final)

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Sometimes the right investments are just obvious, Jim Cramer told viewrs of his "Mad Money" TV show on Thursday. He said that's certainly the case after the markets just completed their best quarter since 1998. He said it's…

Kanye West Cozies up to Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton

Kanye West has set his sights on yet another gorgeous model -- blond Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue beauty Kate Upton. The star was spotted sneaking in the back door at the Victoria's Secret VIP Swim event at Club L in Los Angeles at 11:30 p.m. a…

EXCLUSIVE: Russell Simmons Returns to Def Jam! (PHOTOS)

Earlier this week, Russell Simmons made a deal with Def Jam Recordings to return to the label as the President/CEO after the departure of LA Reid. Russell began Def Jam in 1984 with Rick Rubin and went on to release classic albums from Run-DMC, the…

Barefoot Contessa and Make-A-Wish: What's Off-limits When It Comes to Charity Wish-granting? - by Jeremy Singer-Vine

A genie bottleCelebrity chef Ina Garten, the "Barefoot Contessa," finally agreed this week to meet with Enzo Pereda, a 6-year-old leukemia patient whom she'd twice rebuffed after he requested an audience through the Make-a-Wish Foundation. A spokesm…

Bikini News - Audrina Patridge's Bikini-Filled Day at the Beach (PHOTOS)

The former Hills star flaunted her toned and tan bod during a sandy frolic with friends at a beach in Santa Monica, California. Audrina, 25, was all smiles as she showed off her curves in a sexy blue strapless bikini top and Laguna Beach-approved mi…

14 Dogs Dressed Like Ewoks

Ewok dogs are infinitely more adorable than actual Ewoks. And they have a more realistic chance of fending off Stormtroopers. Who could laser blast something this cute?

The First Special Flip

It’s now called the “special flip” because “Special Greg” Powell was the one who accomplished it. This performance of Nitro Circus was recorded in Gosford, Australia. -via reddit Tags: bicycle, Cycli…

Lindsay Lohan News - Sober Lindsay Lohan Falls in NYC: Blame the Heels! (PHOTOS)

Lindsay Lohan was spotted (get it, spotted?) out in New York City on Wednesday night looking pretty fantastic, despite a bit of a balance mishap! The former party girl was dining at Prime KO in NYC with sister Ali and brother Michael, and appeared t…

Rebecca Black's Greatest Hits from Rebecca Black, FOD Team, Alex Fernie, Brian Lane, CharlesIngram, Allyhord, and Dustin Bowser

Rebecca Black's greatest hits are now available for you to buy at an unbelievable price.

Lindsay Lohan -- I Wasn't Drunk When I Got Tipsy!

Lindsay Lohan says she was NOT loaded on grandpa's cough medicine -- aka booze, hooch, or liquor -- when she busted her butt in NYC ... telling TMZ flat-out, "I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!" LiLo is on the defensive after being photographed …

Vida Guerra Sued over Alleged Birthday Beat Down

Model Vida Guerra is being sued by three dudes who went to her birthday party at a Hollywood nightclub and claim they got beat down by club employees. According to the lawsuit, the brawl went down back in March, 2010 at Vanguard Club. The plainti…

Shoenice Eats Everything

A Youtuber with the handle of Shoenice has carved out a niche for himself by eating weird things. Here are but a few of his gastronomic challenges, including tampons, lit matches and (most inedible of all) McDonald's.

2011: The Movie

What's the take away here? Romantic comedies need more explosions!

John Boehner, GOP May Not Be Hearing Tea Party Pals

WASHINGTON - The Tea Party roared Thursday. Or, it tried to, but it wasn't clear how well its demands were heard on Capitol Hill.

Happy Pony Day 2011, Everybody

Pony stories from the vault: when I was in Kindergarten I rode one of those short buses for the young’uns with about ten or twelve other kids every day after school. Every single day one of the boys would bring along a large case full of toy ponies,…

A Severed Pig's Head, a Friend's Dead Body and Other Things Not to Bring to a Soccer Game

Not even death stopped this guy from attending his local team's big match on the weekend. Soccer fans in Colombia stole the body of their murdered friend and took his corpse to the stadium, where they cheered on their favorite team.

Google’s April Font Gag

Of all the April Fools stories clogging up the internet today - and there are very, very many - my favorite is certainly one of Google's. No, not that one. Another one. I won't spoil the surprise, I'll just tell you how to find it. Go to Google, and…

Lindsay Lohan Denies That She'd Been Drinking after Pictures of Her Sprawled on the Pavement after a Fall | Mail Online

Lindsay Lohan has denied she'd been drinking after the actress was seen on her hands and knees on the floor following a night out at a New York bar.

Hair Obsession of the Day: Vanessa Hudgens's Faux Bob: Girls in the Beauty Department: Beauty:, Girls in the Beauty Department

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a good faux bob around here. Luckily, Vanessa Hudgens decided to fix that for us by going out with one last night....

Woman Can't Close Her Eyes

After bad plastic surgery, Marilyn Leisz is unable to completely close her eyes.

Julian Assange: Awesome Dancer

Here's footage of the WikiLeaks honcho heating things up on a dance floor in Reykjavík, Iceland. Perhaps the one thing Julian Assange would like to keep hidden from the public. And, naturally, there's already a remix.

Community Mixtape: Playlist For Friday

It's Friday. Help me make a collaborative playlist celebrating the end of the week that DOES NOT include any Rebecca Black at all.

Hockey Luvin

A gentleman at a Vancouver Canucks game who loves hockey so much (How much does he love hockey?) he'd like to enter into a long-term committed relationship with it and possibly marry it in Massachusetts or Iowa. Kind of looks like Phil Hartman in drag.

'Albany Seven' Claim $319 Million Mega Millions Prize

Seven very lucky New York state workers stepped forward today to claim their share of a $319 million Mega Millions prize, one of the state's largest lottery jackpots ever.

Katie Holmes Was Horrified by Suri’s Penis Gummies!

What a relief! Katie Holmes, 32, admits that 4-year-old Suri’s little box of treats were a complete shock, not only to us, but to her as well! The actress tells Ellen DeGeneres, in an interview airing Friday, April 1, on The Ellen Show, that she was…

10 Great April Fools Day Pranks Caught on Video

Get your April Fools Day preparations in gear by checking out these ten hilarious videos

Childish Wisconsin GOP Taunts "Leftist" Judge

After the state chapter of the Republican Party made a massive open records request to (admittedly) intimidate University of Wisconsin professor Bill Cronon, things just got nuts. Today the Republican Party of Dane County released an "apology" to D…

Recipes from Famous Restaurants

Go on a culinary adventure in your own kitchen with these recipes from top-notch restaurants around the world, including Bouchon, Momofuku, Nobu, Balthazar, Blackberry Farm, Etoile, Emeril's Delmonico and more.

‘American Idol’ Blog: the Top 11 Results…Again!

More Reading:‘American Idol’ Blog: The Top 11 Perform, Again!‘American Idol’ Blog: The Top 12 Perform!‘American Idol’ Top 24 Season 10 Complete List Revealed!‘American Idol’ Blog: Top 11 — The Most Shocking Results Show Ever!‘American Idol’ Blog: Th…

Cameron Diaz: My Ex Justin Timberlake Is "Freakin' Weird" - Movies, TV & Music

Last spring, all eyes were on the set of Bad Teacher -- which reunited former flames Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. (Timberlake, 30, was still involved with Jessica Biel at the time; they split last month.)

Future of Social Networks: Will Facebook Remain the One Network to Rule Them All? - by Farhad Manjoo

Mark ZuckerbergThis is part of Farhad Manjoo's continuing series on the future of innovation. Read the series introduction, Manjoo's stories on the future of mobile gadgets, the future of the Internet, and the future of home entertainment, and reade…

Ikea's Highchair For Dogs

I don't care that this is probably an April Fools Day joke, it's totally adorable and I really think they should start selling them.

Sbarro Pizza Prepares to File for Bankruptcy

Fast-food pizza chain Sbarro Inc may file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy as soon as next week, the Wall Street Journal reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.

Video Starring Chatty Twin Toddlers Has Everyone Wondering What They're Talking about

A new viral video stars 17-month old twin boys, Sam and Ren, whose intense conversation is captivating people online who are wondering what they're talking about.

Sex Tips Inspired by Onscreen Sex Scenes

Sex scenes in movies can make you hot and heavy, but re-enacting them might be tough without the right mood lighting and a camera crew to capture the most flattering angles. So instead, we’ve rounded up the hottest sex scenes of all time and got a l…

Joanne Salley Left Distraught after Topless Photos Emailed between Pupils | Mail Online

Former model Joanne Salley, 32, was taken home in tears from Harrow School in London when she discovered that boys were looking at the risqu\xE9 shots.

USB Cassette Player Converts Cassettes To MP3s

It's basically useless, but I still want it.

Improv Everywhere Actor Beaten On Subway

That's what you get for being Jar Jar Binks.

Voice Activated Printer

This is my kind of evil. Passive aggressive evil.

Vitaliy Sulzhik Sues Monster Energy Drink after Finding Dead Mouse in His Can | Mail Online

Vitaliy Sulzchik had downed the energy drink shortly after buying it, only to feel 'debris' in his mouth as he finished the can.

Type Helvetica Into Google

And it brings the search results back in Comic Sans.

Harry Potter TV Show This Summer On FX

And so it begins. But at least April starts with a high quality fake Harry Potter trailer.

Sewer Gators: Alligators Invade New York City

Alligators have been crawling out of the sewers of New York ... but don't worry. They're not real.

'Barefoot' Backfire: Make-a-Wish Kid Turns Ina Down

It's the PR disaster heard 'round the world. The tables have turned on Food Network star Ina Garten, the 'Barefoot Contessa,' who got caught red-hand

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Ditch Kids for Sexy Getaway - Healthy Lifestyle

Checking in at 2 p.m., they enjoyed a late dinner and flew their private plane over Lake Powell the next morning. Suites at the resort -- which features stunning desert views, full-service spa, yoga and "floatation" pavilions plus a fitness center a…

Japan Nuclear Crisis: Fukushima Plant to Be Entombed in Concrete after Radiation Leak | Mail Online

The so-called Fukushima 50 are all repeatedly being exposed to dangerously high radioactive levels as they attempt to restore vital cooling systems following the earthquake and tsunami on March 11.

Where Are the Top 10 Most Segregated Cities?

More than forty years after the civil rights movement, research shows that America remains fairly segregated, despite attempts to racially integrate. A recent study breaks down cities where ethnically separate neighborhoods have a tendency to prevai…

Terry Richardson Strikes Again: More of the Same or a Pre-April Fools’ Prank? – Fashionista: Fashion Industry News, Designers, Runway Shows, Style Advice

Forget about Robert Duffy. Or Dov Charney. Or Olivier Zahm. Just for a moment. Allegedly Terry Richardson is back on the prowl, hitting on a “freelance model” via IM. Jezebel reports that Felice Fawn is claiming Richardson asked her if she’d be comf…

The 6 Most Absurd Safe-Sex Ad Campaigns

A lot of safe-sex arguments are based on the idea of bad judgment, the assumption that teens doing it out of wedlock will bring on emotional turmoil and unplanned pregnancies, or that more experienced adults will get every disease in the book. But t…

‘Talking Funny’ Looks Promising

Here’s one for the comedy geeks: Ricky Gervais sat down and talked about comedy with Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and Louis C.K., and the resulting conversation will be aired on HBO April 22nd as a one-hour special called “Talking Funny.”

USC Naked College Sex Photos 'Were Never Meant to Go Viral' Claims Photographer | Mail Online

The photographer was one of a group of students who watched the open air liaison from their dorm in the Birnkrant Residential Hall at the Los Angeles campus of USC.

Candice Swanepoel 'Scary Skinny' at Victoria's Secret Swim Event (PHOTOS)

It wasn't so much the new line of Victoria's Secret swimwear that had people buzzing on Wednesday, but Candice Swanepoel's noticeably-thinner frame, according to New York Daily News. The Daily News calls Candice -- clad in a black halter-style bikin…

Does This House Look like Adolf Hitler?

A house in Wales has become an Internet sensation after some started declaring that the structure looks a bit like Adolf Hitler's face. The Swansea home's tan-colored, four-window facade are, indeed distinct. Come to AOL Weird News to vote.

Miley Cyrus Blasts YouTube Stars Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black

Miley Cyrus has made her feelings known about internet sensations Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black. She said: "It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour," she told Australia's Daily Te…

Art Teacher at Top Public School Left Distraught after Topless Photos Are Emailed between Hundreds of Pupils | Mail Online

Former model Joanne Salley, 32, was taken home in tears from Harrow School in London when she discovered that boys were looking at the risqu\xE9 shots.

Katy Perry: ‘E.T.’ Video Debut with Kanye West!

Katy Perry: ‘E.T.’ Video Debut with Kanye West!

Newest Dancing Dog Craze

You put your right hurr in, you put your right hurr out...

Coffee Or Dating: Which Is Better?

This unscientific analysis proves coffee makes an ideal partner. I'll take bitter coffee over a bitter relationship any day.

Greatest Mascot Dance of All Time

Because Dance Central wasn't existential enough.

Watch Pia Toscano Perform a Ballad on ‘American Idol’…Again!

Just like Scotty McCreery sings country songs every time, Pia Toscano is sticking with her ballads for all of her American Idol performances.

Carrie Ann Inaba’s Engagement Ring: All the Details!

The Dancing With the Stars judge accepted her accountant beau Jesse Sloan's proposal Thursday morning on LIVE! With Regis and Kelly. Sloan, 39, got down on bended knee and popped the question to Inaba, 43, with a 2 1/2 carat sparkler!

Eyes up Here! 'Mad Men' Vixen Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage

If you got it, flaunt it! That’s what Mad Men star Christina Hendricks‘ cleavage-baring, curve-hugging outfit was saying when she stepped out at an event for designer Vivienne Westwood in Los Angeles.

Michael Buble Marries Luisana Lopilato

Michael Buble and Luisana Lopilato have married, can confirm.

Sleek Hair Products – Get Smooth Hair on ELLE

Forget frizz! Get smooth hair with these new sleek hair products.

New York Woman Held Prisoner and Raped for Three Days in NH

A New Hampshire man held a New York woman captive in his home and raped her for three days after he responded to her Craigslist ad, police said.

Study: Our Facebook Friends Are Very, Very Annoying

A study of 400 women for daily deals company Eversave unexpectedly uncovered more information about participants' distaste for their friends' online behavior than about the impact social networking has on saving money.

Donald Trump, Birther: Will the Republican Candidates for 2012 Make Obama's Birth Certificate a Primary Issue?

Donald Trump has now wasted three news cycles to proffer his theories about President Obama's birth certificate.

Colossal Cleavage Collection: MLB Superfan Edition

As if Marisa Miller jumping, running, handling balls, and gripping bats weren’t enough to get you pumped for another exciting season of Major League Baseball, we decided to stretch our annual preview from a stand up triple into an inside the park home run.

42 Disease Clusters in 13 U.S. States Identified

In December, reports emerged of a 12-mile radius in Clyde, Ohio, that had been addled by 35 cancer diagnoses over a 14-year span. Residents described being scared by a simple cough; parents worried over a mere sinus-infection or stomach ache.

Masculine Arts

Put a feminine spin of masculine looks with these luxe accessories. Get more accessories for fall on

Drug-Resistant Bacteria 'Superbug' Hits California

A bug with a reported 35-45% death-rate has been reported in southern California hospitals, and is spreading to other states.

Parents of Murder Victim Caroline Wimmer Sue Facebook over Crime Scene Photo

The family of New York murder victim Caroline Wimmer has filed a civil suit against Facebook and others, including ex-EMT Mark Musarella, who posted a graphic picture of their daughter's body to the social networking website.

USC Fraternity Member Suspended after Allegedly Having Sex on Campus Building Roof

A fraternity at the University of Southern California has suspended one member who allegedly had sex on the roof of a campus building, an incident that was photographed.

Why Don’t You Put This Elderly Drunk Man on Dancing with the Stars Then?

The more I think about this whole Chris Brown on Dancing with the Stars thing, the worse it feels. His album debuted at #1 this week, what more publicity does showbiz need to offer him? The man is a convicted rageaholic!

The Top Chef All-Stars Fan Favorite Is Carla Hall

After Richard Blais was crowned Top Chef last night on Top Chef All-Stars, Bravo segued into an episode of Watch What Happens Live to have host Andy Cohen and season one winner Harold Dieterle declare the season's "Fan Favorite."

Katy Perry 'E.T.' Video Channels Lady Gaga

Katy Perry looks like she may be giving Lady Gaga a run for her money, at least in the outrageous looks category. Fans got a one-minute sneak peek of the video for her new single, E.T., on Wednesday.

Gangstas vs. Rednecks: Weirdly Similar Subcultures

Ok, the part where it says rednecks are confederates is just beyond stupid... I'm sorry, but, wow. just... to say that all rednecks are confederates is just wow.

The Daily WTF: Worst Ball Machine Ever

Why would you do this to us, you jerk? We just want a delicious gumball to chew on/a fun bouncy ball to play with for five minutes before it ends up on our neighbor’s roof! Ball machine, you’ve ruined everything. (via BuzzFeed)

68% Of Facebook Users Don’t Think Suspicious Links Are Suspicious

Last week, we reported on an experiment that proved how bad social networks like Facebook and Twitter were at protecting their users from malware, but it turns out user error might be just as big a problem.

Bill Murray to Play FDR in Hyde Park on the Hudson

Bill Murray has agreed to star as FDR in an adaptation of the British radio play Hyde Park On the Hudson to be directed by Morning Glory’s Roger Michell.

Watch Casey Abrams Sing Elton John’s “Your Song” on ‘American Idol’

Casey Abrams had a lot to prove last night on American Idol after the judges decided to save him last week when it was still the top 11 contestants. So Casey decided to clean up his act and sing a soft Elton John love song titled, “Your Song.”

Chris Brown Reaches No. 1 with F.A.M.E Despite ‘GMA’ Outburst

Nothing like a good meltdown to promote an album. Looks like Chris Brown’s Good Morning America outburst last week helped catapult the R&B singer’s new album F.A.M.E. to No. 1 on the charts!

Meet Jack Nicholson's Actress Daughter!

Lorraine Nicholson tells Us how her father helped her prep for Soul Surfer.

Teen Mom's Leah & Corey Get Married!

Walking down the aisle, "I felt relieved," says Leah (with Corey Oct. 17, 2010 in Charleston, WV).

At $820,000 This Is the World's Most Expensive Rifle

I once saw a weapon featured on a magazine cover that was extolled by its maker as the finest rifle in the world. In was far from that, though it was indeed pretty. Among its failures was the fact that it was not fitted with sights.

A Dog with an inside Voice

While you may not be able to understand exactly what they are saying, it’s pretty easy to see they are commands regarding his voice volume.

Grill Made from a 1939 Dodge Pickup

As a hobby, Willie Elder restores classic cars and trucks. So it wasn’t too difficult to come up with all of the parts from a 1939 Dodge pickup truck (and other vehicles) necessary to make a functional grill.

Man Stuck in Chair for Two Years; Police Cut Hole in Wall to Remove Him

Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, I present to you the most disgusting, repulsive local news story I’ve ever been exposed to. A man became FUSED TO HIS CHAIR because he didn’t get up FOR TWO YEARS.

Kim Kardashian Wows in Black at Victoria Secret Swimwear Launch Party

It’s official — Kim Kardashian simply cannot hit a red carpet and not look completely stunning. Or perhaps that’s just the look of a woman in love?

'ICorrect' Helps Celebrities Debunk Myths, Refute Rumors

Are you a celebrity? Has your name been smeared by unfounded rumors, half-truths or an inaccurate Wikipedia entry? A new site called ICorrect can help you set the record straight.

That Monsters Inc. Sequel Is Now a Prequel

Titled Monsters University, it will take Billy Crystal’s Mike and John Goodman’s Sulley back to college, where the two burgeoning friends first learned their trade, as well as the crushing reality of the limited monster job market.

Adventures in Copyright: Pat Field Thinks Alexander McQueen Is Clutch

It seems that stylist Patricia Field might have been a little too inspired by Alexander McQueen‘s four finger clutch. McQueen’s comes in several styles and color ways–lacquered lace, studded black leather, gold 3D flowers–as does Field’s.

Former Marc Jacobs Exec Sues Robert Duffy for Allegedly Being a Silly Pervert

The former CFO and COO of Marc Jacobs International, Patrice Lataillade, is suing the company, along with president Robert Duffy and parent firm LVMH, according to the NY Post. Marc Jacobs, the designer, was not named in the suit.

An Ode to Tina Fey (by Tina Fey): Sex, Love & Life

The funniest woman we know, Tina Fey, has a new book out, Bossypants. In honor of that and, well, everything else she does, a few classic Tina quips.

Adventures in Eyelash Extensions, Part 2: Girls in the Beauty Department

You guys, I am feeling very flirty at the moment. You see, after I got a handful of eyelash extensions and semi-permanent mascara back in November, I was curious what I'd look like with a full set of lash extensions. So I called up the folks at the …

Ain't Gonna Pee Pee My Bed Tonight from TubularGoldmine

There's a theme song for all you creepy kids who still pee pee your bed every night. Thanks to the Kelly Family from Germany for giving us this pee pee classic.

Great Moments of Everyday Life with Gus Johnson from Gus Johnson, Christopher Farah, CharlesIngram, Scott Gairdner, NickCorirossi, LOOSEWORLD, FOD Team, and Kenny Mayne

March Madness is nothing without Gus Johnson, but none of these great moments in everyday life would ever be that good unless Gus Johnson was calling them for you.

Courteney Cox & Co-Star Take the Plunge

Courteney Cox and her "Cougar Town" co-star Josh Hopkins took a dip yesterday in St. Bart's. The "Cougar" stars have been rumored to be hooking up for over a month. It's pretty clear -- Josh likes Cox. See also Courteney & David Arquette -- Ma…

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