April 18, 2011
Warning: NSFW and probably NSFL. Cannot unsee. Nothing is sacred. Especially not when it comes with so many points of articulation. Woody's phrase, "There's a snake in my boot!" has never sounded so suggestive.
In honor of the first night of Passover, here are some Matzah people for you to enjoy.
Unsurprisingly, Scream 4 is not an aural masterpiece. Listening to the TV from the other room while your spouse/friend/parents are watching something, only to start wondering "What the hell is going on?" That is what Tommy Edison and other blind patrons deal with, all the time.
Someone is super serious that their
girlfriend mom doesn't find their porn collection. The video claims that running a current through the CD will literally erase the data. Anyone able to confirm?
The Koopas Kare About Mother Mushroom Kingdom. I always wondered how Bowser keeps duping his minions. Turns out they're suckers for nationalist posters.
WARNING: Spoilers! Seriously. As if the title isn't enough of a warning.
Oh Big Brother, you so hilarious. But seriously, so bitching about getting
molested pattted down is an indicator that you've got a bomb strapped to your chest? And not that, I don't know, you're irritated about some chick in rubber gloves getting to second base without even buying you dinner first?
Sweet Raptor Jesus, my eyes are watering just looking at it.
Stick around for the second guy who tries it. Instant social castration.