April 21, 2011
Cats rule, dogs drool. At least that's what Friskies latest ad campaign seems to think. Bonus: wet dog shaking in slow motion.
The lengths we'll go to just for an excuse to gorge on candy. Sure everyone knows that the Easter Bunny and the eggs are really the remnants of pagan holidays, but how did they morph into today's modern equivalent?
Why have cake in a jar, you ask? Because it's awesome! This cake is not a lie, so I'd advise you to stop drooling and start baking now!
Remember all those jokes about today being Judgment Day? You think this is a coincidence? Skynet says yes. Something that has been known in tech circles for a while has just come to light to the general populace. iPhones have been triangulating your position and saving the data in a single, unencrypted file. Just waiting for
Big Brother some saucy hacker to want to know everywhere you've been for the last year.
An analysis of the electoral map that weaves a path for President Trump. He's running as a member of the Wig Party? He'll pull the rug out from under Obama? He'll win a large piece of the electoral college? He'll plug the deficit? He'll be at the toup of the ticket? Eh, you get the idea.
A very dedicated mother spent six years crafting her daughters prom dress by weaving Starburst wrappers together. Prom is a special day for most high school girls but I doubt if any other girl has had their prom dressed planned six years in advance.…
Whatever "No Parking" sign. I do what I want.
Okay, I see how they shaped the bacon and egg whites. But how on earth did they keep the yolks so perfect?