April 1, 2011
Tonight, they come for you. Hope you have your affairs in order.
Once you’ve completed George W. Bush’s memoir, “Decision Points,” you can move on to the next emotional roller coaster, “Going Rogue” and “Spoken From The Heart.” Can’t wait till the day comes for Christine O’Donnell’s. Always wanted to know more about witches.
An analytic chemist broke down the hundreds of flavor compounds in a Bloody Mary, presented here in convenient chart form. Although they occasionally use clinical, scientific jargon that might go over your head, such as "sinus-clearing."
Ewok dogs are infinitely more adorable than actual Ewoks. And they have a more realistic chance of fending off Stormtroopers. Who could laser blast something this cute?
What's the take away here? Romantic comedies need more explosions!
That's what you get for being Jar Jar Binks.
This is my kind of evil. Passive aggressive evil.
And it brings the search results back in Comic Sans.
And so it begins. But at least April starts with a high quality fake Harry Potter trailer.