April 28, 2011
It only does identity theft.
Gandalf, noooo! The oft-misquoted final words of Gandalf the Grey (he actually says, "Fly, you fools!") make an excellent caption -- some fine examples are collected here for your viewing pleasure.
The ridiculous douchey attitude of Epic Meal Time is so much more hilarious when spouting out of a little kid!
Ahh, the atomic age. Can't you almost hear the manly man voice-over, extrapolating on how the gleaming stainless steel, push button future is only years away? (From Crack Two)