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October 1, 2014

He's so precious I just want to put him in my pocket.

Educate yourself.

A woman claimed on Twitter to have spoken with a member of the grand jury about whether officer Darren Wilson should face criminal charges for shooting Michael Brown.

Because there's more to the ABC hit drama than knowing how to do an appendectomy from start to finish.

Get in a United State of mind!

Doggone daredevil.

It's hard out there for a retail worker.

A rags to riches story.

Tis better to have loved and lost.... BLA BLA BLA, etc

A quiz for the youths. May this be your guide.

Sure, there will be a ton of ELSA (Disney's "Frozen") costumes this Halloween. But this ice queen clearly got her inspiration from the professionals: The Disney Villains.

Talk about a Freudian slip.

Prepare for seafood, hot people, and drinking.

Now, all you have to do is convince your parents…

Para cualquiera cuyos intereses tienden a lo mórbido.

Suck it, Jason and Michael.

May the Holy Spearit be with you.

Looking at you, Chad Scott.

Betty Crocker is off her rocker.

Maybe everyone should just stop dating?

Jessie Mueller, the Tony Award-winning star of Beautiful: The Carole King Musical performs "Where You Lead" exclusively for BuzzFeed with guitarist Dillon Kondor. Happy Gilmore Girls on Netflix Day!

Everyone from Code Pink's Medea Benjamin to French comedian Dieudonné M'bala M'bala.

According to GLAAD's annual studies.

No, de verdad que no lo podrían hacer. Lo juro.

Not really. But props to these ladies for these great ideas!

"We've adopted ideas from people as diverse from Rand Paul to Elizabeth Warren."

This life is hard.

Let's be honest, we already know which one is better.

They're simply Marvelous.

Now all but one megabank has its CEO also serving as chairman.

Kale. Stop talking about Kale.

Because before you save the universe, you should probably take a selfie.

"Look at his fluffy-ass belly."

Warning: ugly crying ahead.

Help out historians by volunteering to transcribe old documents online. Here are some fun projects to work on.

Let these pups lead the way to some quality scenery.

Hint: it involves a cute corgi.

Respira profundo. Respira profundoooooooo.

Prove that you're a REAL gladiator.

"Where'd that mole come from?"

21. Quando ela começa a dançar na sua frente.

Le photographe de Reuters Yannis Behrakis a exploré la Norvège pour produire cette série magnifique.

Ebola has landed stateside, which has scared the pants off of Americans all across the country. So it is important that now, more than ever, we remember the time tested saying, "Honey-child, it could always be worse."

If you're into that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can you believe it's been 21 years since this movie was released?

Drink in the dirty.

Companies can rent their older cars out to aspiring Uber drivers, but the costs might not add up. "The [Uber] rates are so cheap ... and the commission and gas is too high," one driver tells BuzzFeed News' Johana Bhuiyan.

"Sweeeeeeeeet Caroline..."

Midwest isn't always the best.

This is a comic based on the thoughts I have when I'm really tired.

¿Cuánto sale un pasaje sin escalas?

A friendly reminder that your life won't immediately become awesome just because you own a GoPro.

Chicos, ¿podrían aguantarse las ganas de comer eso mientras me paso 45 minutos ajustando la iluminación?

Baby Hadley has clearly got protein in her formula.

“I hope that’s it otherwise I’m getting diabetes from all the sh*t I’ve just eaten from your country.”

Just two more minutes...

We all have a creepy side.

Yes, they exist. They probably shouldn't.

Michael Dunn, 47, will be sentenced to life in prison for the November 2012 fatal shooting of 17-year-old Jordan Davis.

Those of us who are born with dimples, are part of a secret society that have been placed on earth to bring joy to all.

Às vezes você é um introvertido. E em outras você é um extrovertido.

Tout est horrible.

Você sabia que alguns animais têm pênis ou vaginas múltiplos? !

What were you saying?

The Sopranos' David Chase and Mad Men's Matthew Weiner have both struggled in their recent big screen ventures. Maybe TV and film aren't so similar after all?

"Reindeers are better than people"... except Kristoff

Edan Lepucki, author of California, and Stephan Eirik Clark, author of Sweetness #9, reflect on being supported by Stephen Colbert and other surprises in publishing.

Dos trajes, doble amor.

Food is meant to be swallowed, not heard.

(Not counting the three slices of pizza you ate last night.)

Can you imagine a Wes Anderson Universe/Gilmore Girls crossover though?

For the academic in us all.

When the jailhouse is rockin', don't come a knockin'.

Clerics are reportedly condemning the latest "selfie fever" at Islam's holiest sites.

On a scale of one to gourd-tastic.

Julia Pierson will be replaced by Joseph Clancy, a retired director of the Secret Service's presidential protection division.

Always a (baby) step ahead.

Sabrina Allen was 4 years old when she went missing in April 2002.

¿Sabías que cuando las mujeres ovulan, sus orejas son más simétricas? ¡Es verdad!

An appeals court panel ruled 2-1 that a provision eliminating same-day voter registration and one eliminating the counting of ballots cast on election day outside of a person's home precinct could disenfranchise black voters.

It was announced this week that Threshold Entertainment (whose CEO is best known for his 1995 big screen adaptation of “Mortal Kombat”) is making a Tetris movie. Believe it or not, this isn’t the craziest thing to ever happen to the iconic puzzle game.

Give it a rest already, internets.

They're almost too gourd to be true.

All new levels of Creepiness!

One Canadian couple learned this lesson the hard way, thankfully with a very happy ending.

In a Facebook post, the company's chief product officer apologized to "the affected community of drag queens, drag kings, transgender, and extensive community of our friends, neighbors, and members of the LGBT community."

As the heated battle between Darden Restaurants and hedge fund Starboard Value comes to a head, an Olive Garden employee representing the restaurant's workers spoke exclusively to BuzzFeed News about what life at the chain is really like. "There are things that need to change."

¡OH DIOS MÍO! ¡¡Están tocando mi canción!!

Let's get weird.

The Doctor is bae. And the thirst is real.

Your kids want to go to there.

Welcome home.

Astronauts fart... like, a lot.

What can't this kid do?!

There's a method to the knicknacks.

When Bub comes to town, everything gets infinitely better.

Stars Hollow, everyone's favorite fictional town, is actually based on a real small town in Connecticut. And it's just as charming and beautiful.

Acorde la Organización Mundial de la Salud (OMS) ha habido 3,083 muertes causadas por el virus del Ébola este año. Pero honestamente, debes temerle más a los mosquitos.

Chances are, if you were a bit of a nerdy kid you got into Lego Technic. Chances are you’re probably still into it as an adult. One of the best things there has always been about Lego was to use your imagination to it’s limits as you tried to create mini replicas of you favorite cars, trucks, diggers, trains, planes, and well, pretty much anything that floated your boat as a kid, even if the end result looked nothing like the original. Things have come a long way since those days with an amazing approach to detail, workings and reconstruction of the real thing and you’ll find out in this video just how much workthat goes behind the design of a Lego Technic 42030 Volvo L350F Wheel Loader, it’s very appealing. To create the toy version of this real world piece of construction equipment the design team went to meticulously-detailed lengths. The result is a complex, remote-controlled model which replicates all the features of the actual L350F, the largest of Volvo’s wheel loaders.

When you want to make a room smell like cinnamon and burn something at the same time, scented candles are perfect. But modern science has allowed candle makers to run amok, and these 10 real scents prove it.

We have a planet full of baby animals, so you should never be TOO sad.

Get Will Smith on the phone quick because I, Robot has just taken one step closer to becoming reality, the next gen of SSD cards has arrived and, according to this video, it can turn into a robot, travel the world at incredible speeds and charm the pants of any woman. But maybe those last three should be taken with a pinch of salt. Oh yeah, it can also run your computer pretty damn fast as well, but that doesn’t seem a biggie for the new Samsung 850 Pro. Introducing Victo the robot, powered by SSD 850 PRO with 3D V-NAND, the first SSD available to the consumer that uses Samsung’s 3D V-NAND technology, which stacks memory cells vertically. What does that mean? Well it means you get greater capacity, speed, endurance, and more effective power usage. So if you are looking for an ultra-fast computer and something that might start making a play for your girlfriend when you are not around then this could be what you need.

Los aterradores veinte segundos que llegan cada año, y en los que seguimos sin saber qué hacer.

"Our conference has been under attack by the forces of liberal tolerance," organizer Richard Spencer told BuzzFeed News.

As told by Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

The place where awesome and delicioso happens.

The fund, Kerrisdale Capital, will be be making a presentation on a "multibillion-dollar" company that "should be worth zero."

Cierra la boca del asombro. El fútbol es mucho más que dar pataditas a un balón. Numerología para asustar.

"Privatiza, meu amor."

Muévanse perras.

*sells kidney to buy textbooks*

Scientists have sequenced the genomes of 101 monarch butterflies to find the secret to their thousand-mile migration.


Finally, a woman host.


Texas Gov. Perry said this "case is serious" but the system is working as it should. The hospital said doctors first identified the patient's symptoms as low-grade viral fever and sent him home.


An inside look at how Twitter, Instagram, and other social media channels are being used today.

Attention clowns: Come out, come out, wherever you are!

The Fred Hollows Foundation recently organized the first free eye clinic aimed at the transgender community in Comilla, eastern Bangladesh.

C'est un peu comme voir le pape en bermuda.

Hey, do you remember when I asked you for your two cents? 'Cause I sure as hell don't.

Dance it out.

See below and beware.

Just goes to show that they're the greatest pets ever.

It's October already? Time does fly when you're caught up in a good book. Here's a selection of the books due out in October (and a couple from late September) that have caught our eyes!

I can't be the only one... right?

“Meu Deus você vai explodir”

Los momentos incómodos en el trabajo que no te matan te hacen más fuerte.

Besties for the resties... Of your life. You get it.

Welcome to the land of excessive rainfall.

"This is going to be really, really tight."

Because Luke Bryan's ass, mainly.

In August, Wisconsin lost 4,300 jobs. That's why in September, Scott Walker is attacking my jobs plan, saying it takes ideas from other states. Well, of course it does..."

Digital artist Evan Anthony created an animated GIF story about a boy and girl who fall in love. When an evil wizard casts a spell to stop time, they have to use their combined powers to restart the clock!

“You thought it was cute to ditch with your friends. Now let's see how cute you think it is to sit with mom during class.”

Ellas están posando bien sexy "pal' Facebook".

Bom dia por quê?

The world is poised for a new expression. So if we're smart about this whole "Boink!" thing, there's a real opportunity. We can be partners!

They could be under the bed right this minute! Sooo romantic.

"Etiquette is the weapon of an experienced commander of the house and the serving staff are her army."

A spoof Motherwell Times story is one of the paper's most popular articles since the death of Margaret Thatcher. But no one would tell BuzzFeed News what to do if we encounter an actual zombie.

If there's a god, she's pleased.

"You will pay for this, human."

"As you can see right there, I am Dartmouth undergrad and Dartmouth medical, so I have double Ds."


The poor pooch was stuck to the ground before being freed.

It's like seeing the pope in cargo shorts.

It's a whole new world.

This is quite extraordinary Tindering.

Which, for a sexy-as-heck, well-acted time-travel adventure that takes place in beautiful 18th century Scotland, is really saying something.

UPDATED (4:18 p.m.): A White House official told BuzzFeed News that the president's remarks do not include a reference to waiting "40 days."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Numbers are abstract symbols. They’re not capable of feeling emotions.

Nostalgia comin' your way.

Because who says you CAN'T get sucked down the drain?

Lembre sempre dos três C antes de sair: Carteira, Chave e Celular.

I sent this email to BuzzFeed's editorial staff this morning.

¡¿Sabías que algunos animales tienen varios penes o vaginas?!

Procrastination + No Sleep = An Education?

As news comes that police are targeting LGBT people through Facebook in countries like Egypt, a Facebook spokesperson tells BuzzFeed News the "real name" policy applies to Facebook users everywhere.

Why so many red trousers?

You only get one shot to prove how much you know about the cities of the world.

The U.S. agency administering the exchange program confirmed to BuzzFeed News that one student did not return to Russia.

Que vous soyez un adepte du ruban ou du trapèze, vous n'avez pas besoin de faire partie du Cirque du Soleil pour savoir que le cirque, ça fait mal.

The one man you can rely on.

Wait, does this mean horoscopes might not be 100% accurate?

In the land of the rich, drunk and passive aggressive, who is queen?

He put his self-taught skills to the test with the legendary Roots crew for a late night jam sesh.

If you're not watching Amazon's touching original series, there's just no hope for you.

Les chats essayent de vous faire croire qu'ils ont un sale caractère, mais la vérité, c'est que ce sont de gros tendres.

Time to get back to your roots.

Reuters photographer Yannis Behrakis explored Norway to create this wonderful group of images, ranging from roads and lakes to light trails.

David Cameron prefers pounds and ounces to the metric system. But do you know your furlong from your nautical mile?

We're done when I say we're done.

The jazz-vocalist-turned-stylish-pop-singer has a new EP out 10/28.

Anyone fancy a dip? No?

Don't be shy.

Just how much tea do British people drink anyway?

Cassetteboy's latest skewers the prime minister with a bit of help from Eminem.

Forge & Co is hosting Modern Toss: A Decade in the Shithouse to celebrate 10 years of the irreverent cartoons. The exhibition will feature original drawings and artefacts from the Toss archive, showcasing the work of artists Jon Link and Mick Bunnage.

Can I get gravy on that?

Share parents, share absolutely everything.

The prime minister chucked everything he had at wavering voters.

See how many of these obscure holidays you can celebrate!

Haider al-Abadi said he is against Arab states in the international coalition against ISIS joining airstrikes in the country.

He's cool as ice!

"Nao sei se e bom vou ver se for dou 5 estrelas"

35.000 morses forcés à se reposer sur la terre ferme à cause de la fonte des glaces.

Because in Hollywood, sometimes people attempt to contact the dead to advertise a DVD.

¿Realmente acabo de decir eso?

Designers, time to test your typeface knowledge.

Les frites avant les bites.

Larry Evans, you are incredible.

Special recommendation: Rekindling your relationship with pizza.

Bikini, burka, sari -- no dress is a 'yes'.

If you search The Princess Bride on Etsy you can easily be overwhelmed by the amount of adorable/retro/cult crap, so I have condensed all of the cutest stuff into one place, you're welcome.

Not man-hating, people.

Fune es tu nuevo perro favorito de Instagram. Al menos, creo que es un perro.

I for one welcome our new bee overlords.

And some people seem to agree.

After Murder House, Asylum, Coven and Freak Show, what could possibly be next? LET'S SEE.

He was channelling William Hague.

Porque el planchado en tu casa es demasiado convencional.

Do you even lift, bro?

Parce que se déguiser à plusieurs, c'est beaucoup plus drôle.

Queue up for your snap with David Cameron, Iain Duncan Smith, or Michael Gove.

This post contains four shocking revelations.

They're pure barry like.

When he was down on his luck, Scott Laufer returned to his childhood passion. He spoke to BuzzFeed News about how he turned his life around.

Auntie is saying goodbye to its famed Television Centre in Shepherd's Bush after 54 years, and you can bid on a whole heap of memorabilia – and a forklift truck – in an online auction.

N'oubliez jamais : la pizza est un aliment sacré. Elle ne méritait pas ça.


Apologies. NSFW.

35,000 walrus forced to rest on shore after sea ice melts.

Are you brave enough?

Here we go again. This post contains swears.

Post-it protest covers the Hong Kong government office in Sydney.

He told BuzzFeed News: "She is a great, kind person, and I will never forget her visit."

Big Bang or Big Burp? Regardless, here’s how to draw one!

Auditory learners have it hard.

What do Jim Carrey, Axl Rose, and your mom's ankle all have in common?

Reality TV expert Tom Ballard talks Orgasm Wars, Ex on the Beach, and other reality shows you'll want to hate watch.

Workers of the world, unite! All you have to Smurf are your chains!

Just don't make it angry and maybe it'll be good...

After reading too many news stories and gossip blogs, in addition to hearing her hit songs around the clock and seeing her first SNL performance last weekend--You no longer know where Ariana ends and you begin. Here are some indications you might slowly be turning into the pint-sized pop star.

Giant bugs, crabs, monsters. Stay indoors.

October is the best month for scary movies and for those of us with someone else's Netflix password, there are plenty of options. Make sure to check out these 31 awesome scary movies to get you into the Halloween mood.

Because we all wish we could be DJ Tanner's trusty sidekick.

Moving its set-top boxes and DVRs to a cloud-based delivery system positions Comcast to eventually offer a streaming video package with a smaller bundle of networks both inside and outside of its markets.

He might be the world's greatest spy but he's also the world's biggest ass.

Here we are, once again, it's October. Pumpkin flavored everything is taking over the world and the Halloween mind set is setting in. These are just a few thoughts that go through my mind while choosing a costume.

Some Disney Princesses are praised a perfect amount, while there are some that are getting too much attention or not enough at all.

I was at work, but it looked like my old school and we were in a tree eating soap...

We can all ship #Spoby on Pretty Little Liars, but your real life OTP should be #TROIRICK.

Wait, there's a difference between bread and toast?!

The owner of the Washington Redskins has vowed not to change the NFL team's name, but action by the Federal Communications Commission could effectively ban it.

Hocus Pocus is not just an epically awesome Halloween flick. It is a profound guidebook for your life. Happy October!

Pour tous ceux qui paniquent dès qu'ils doivent passer un coup de fil.

Australia's new Federal Police Commissioner says the burqa does not represent a security threat.

The Australian DJ tells us how she prepares for a busy tour schedule.

Patented projection technology and white frosting are expected to live happily ever after.

Talking to things is easy, talking to people can be hard..

Long story short: It pissed off everyone in one way or another.

In August, the Humans of New York team began a 50 day trip around the world to photograph the people and share their stories. Here is just a small sample of the beauty our world...

It ain't easy being a bridesmaid.

"If she can see it, she can be it." - Geena Davis

For many people, YouTube has now replaced the radio and we are no exception. So here is our list of (underrated) covers that the rest of the world must listen to.

Here's what happened today!

"How much longer?"

Time not well spent.

Lordy help us.

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

"Stay majestic."

You might not agree with everything he says, but at least he keeps it real.

Personas de las fotos: su vida es un misterio.

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