October 1, 2014
He's so precious I just want to put him in my pocket.
A woman claimed on Twitter to have spoken with a member of the grand jury about whether officer Darren Wilson should face criminal charges for shooting Michael Brown.
Because there's more to the ABC hit drama than knowing how to do an appendectomy from start to finish.
Get in a United State of mind!
It's hard out there for a retail worker.
Tis better to have loved and lost.... BLA BLA BLA, etc
A quiz for the youths. May this be your guide.
Talk about a Freudian slip.
Prepare for seafood, hot people, and drinking.
Now, all you have to do is convince your parents…
Para cualquiera cuyos intereses tienden a lo mórbido.
May the Holy Spearit be with you.
Looking at you, Chad Scott.
Betty Crocker is off her rocker.
Jessie Mueller, the Tony Award-winning star of Beautiful: The Carole King Musical performs "Where You Lead" exclusively for BuzzFeed with guitarist Dillon Kondor. Happy Gilmore Girls on Netflix Day!
Everyone from Code Pink's Medea Benjamin to French comedian Dieudonné M'bala M'bala.
According to GLAAD's annual studies.
No, de verdad que no lo podrían hacer. Lo juro.
"We've adopted ideas from people as diverse from Rand Paul to Elizabeth Warren."
This life is hard.
Let's be honest, we already know which one is better.
They're simply Marvelous.
Now all but one megabank has its CEO also serving as chairman.
Kale. Stop talking about Kale.
Because before you save the universe, you should probably take a selfie.
"Look at his fluffy-ass belly."
With Domestic Violence Awareness Month in October, a look at what some men who say they are victims of abuse have posted on the anonymous sharing app Whisper. Warning: Graphic content.
Warning: ugly crying ahead.
Help out historians by volunteering to transcribe old documents online. Here are some fun projects to work on.
Let these pups lead the way to some quality scenery.
Hint: it involves a cute corgi.
Respira profundo. Respira profundoooooooo.
Prove that you're a REAL gladiator.
"Where'd that mole come from?"
21. Quando ela começa a dançar na sua frente.
Le photographe de Reuters Yannis Behrakis a exploré la Norvège pour produire cette série magnifique.
If you're into that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can you believe it's been 21 years since this movie was released?
Drink in the dirty.
Companies can rent their older cars out to aspiring Uber drivers, but the costs might not add up. "The [Uber] rates are so cheap ... and the commission and gas is too high," one driver tells BuzzFeed News' Johana Bhuiyan.
Midwest isn't always the best.
¿Cuánto sale un pasaje sin escalas?
A friendly reminder that your life won't immediately become awesome just because you own a GoPro.
Chicos, ¿podrían aguantarse las ganas de comer eso mientras me paso 45 minutos ajustando la iluminación?
Baby Hadley has clearly got protein in her formula.
“I hope that’s it otherwise I’m getting diabetes from all the sh*t I’ve just eaten from your country.”
Just two more minutes...
Nothing like a hot steam to unwind. H/T: Tastefully Offensive.
We all have a creepy side.
Michael Dunn, 47, will be sentenced to life in prison for the November 2012 fatal shooting of 17-year-old Jordan Davis.
Às vezes você é um introvertido. E em outras você é um extrovertido.
Tout est horrible.
Você sabia que alguns animais têm pênis ou vaginas múltiplos? !
What were you saying?
The Sopranos' David Chase and Mad Men's Matthew Weiner have both struggled in their recent big screen ventures. Maybe TV and film aren't so similar after all?
Dos trajes, doble amor.
Food is meant to be swallowed, not heard.
(Not counting the three slices of pizza you ate last night.)
Can you imagine a Wes Anderson Universe/Gilmore Girls crossover though?
Clerics are reportedly condemning the latest "selfie fever" at Islam's holiest sites.
On a scale of one to gourd-tastic.
Julia Pierson will be replaced by Joseph Clancy, a retired director of the Secret Service's presidential protection division.
Always a (baby) step ahead.
Sabrina Allen was 4 years old when she went missing in April 2002.
¿Sabías que cuando las mujeres ovulan, sus orejas son más simétricas? ¡Es verdad!
An appeals court panel ruled 2-1 that a provision eliminating same-day voter registration and one eliminating the counting of ballots cast on election day outside of a person's home precinct could disenfranchise black voters.
It was announced this week that Threshold Entertainment (whose CEO is best known for his 1995 big screen adaptation of “Mortal Kombat”) is making a Tetris movie. Believe it or not, this isn’t the craziest thing to ever happen to the iconic puzzle game.
They're almost too gourd to be true.
One Canadian couple learned this lesson the hard way, thankfully with a very happy ending.
In a Facebook post, the company's chief product officer apologized to "the affected community of drag queens, drag kings, transgender, and extensive community of our friends, neighbors, and members of the LGBT community."
As the heated battle between Darden Restaurants and hedge fund Starboard Value comes to a head, an Olive Garden employee representing the restaurant's workers spoke exclusively to BuzzFeed News about what life at the chain is really like. "There are things that need to change."
¡OH DIOS MÍO! ¡¡Están tocando mi canción!!
Let's get weird.
The Doctor is bae. And the thirst is real.
Your kids want to go to there.
Astronauts fart... like, a lot.
There's a method to the knicknacks.
When Bub comes to town, everything gets infinitely better.
Stars Hollow, everyone's favorite fictional town, is actually based on a real small town in Connecticut. And it's just as charming and beautiful.
Acorde la Organización Mundial de la Salud (OMS) ha habido 3,083 muertes causadas por el virus del Ébola este año. Pero honestamente, debes temerle más a los mosquitos.
We have a planet full of baby animals, so you should never be TOO sad.
Los aterradores veinte segundos que llegan cada año, y en los que seguimos sin saber qué hacer.
"Our conference has been under attack by the forces of liberal tolerance," organizer Richard Spencer told BuzzFeed News.
As told by Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
The place where awesome and delicioso happens.
The fund, Kerrisdale Capital, will be be making a presentation on a "multibillion-dollar" company that "should be worth zero."
Cierra la boca del asombro. El fútbol es mucho más que dar pataditas a un balón. Numerología para asustar.
"Privatiza, meu amor."
*sells kidney to buy textbooks*
Scientists have sequenced the genomes of 101 monarch butterflies to find the secret to their thousand-mile migration.
Finally, a woman host.
WHERE DID ALL THE ANVILS GO?
Texas Gov. Perry said this "case is serious" but the system is working as it should. The hospital said doctors first identified the patient's symptoms as low-grade viral fever and sent him home.
An inside look at how Twitter, Instagram, and other social media channels are being used today.
Attention clowns: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
The Fred Hollows Foundation recently organized the first free eye clinic aimed at the transgender community in Comilla, eastern Bangladesh.
"It’s our goal to start the conversation by presenting ourselves in a culturally relevant way," College Republican National Committee chair Alex Smith told the Wall Street Journal.
C'est un peu comme voir le pape en bermuda.
Hey, do you remember when I asked you for your two cents? 'Cause I sure as hell don't.
Dance it out.
See below and beware.
Just goes to show that they're the greatest pets ever.
“Meu Deus você vai explodir”
Los momentos incómodos en el trabajo que no te matan te hacen más fuerte.
Besties for the resties... Of your life. You get it.
"This is going to be really, really tight."
In August, Wisconsin lost 4,300 jobs. That's why in September, Scott Walker is attacking my jobs plan, saying it takes ideas from other states. Well, of course it does..."
“You thought it was cute to ditch with your friends. Now let's see how cute you think it is to sit with mom during class.”
Ellas están posando bien sexy "pal' Facebook".
Bom dia por quê?
They could be under the bed right this minute! Sooo romantic.
"Etiquette is the weapon of an experienced commander of the house and the serving staff are her army."
A spoof Motherwell Times story is one of the paper's most popular articles since the death of Margaret Thatcher. But no one would tell BuzzFeed News what to do if we encounter an actual zombie.
If there's a god, she's pleased.
"You will pay for this, human."
The poor pooch was stuck to the ground before being freed.
It's like seeing the pope in cargo shorts.
It's a whole new world.
This is quite extraordinary Tindering.
Which, for a sexy-as-heck, well-acted time-travel adventure that takes place in beautiful 18th century Scotland, is really saying something.
UPDATED (4:18 p.m.): A White House official told BuzzFeed News that the president's remarks do not include a reference to waiting "40 days."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Numbers are abstract symbols. They’re not capable of feeling emotions.
Because who says you CAN'T get sucked down the drain?
Lembre sempre dos três C antes de sair: Carteira, Chave e Celular.
I sent this email to BuzzFeed's editorial staff this morning.
¡¿Sabías que algunos animales tienen varios penes o vaginas?!
As news comes that police are targeting LGBT people through Facebook in countries like Egypt, a Facebook spokesperson tells BuzzFeed News the "real name" policy applies to Facebook users everywhere.
Why so many red trousers?
The Central Perks of Being a Wallflower. Inspired by #FriendsBookTitles.
You only get one shot to prove how much you know about the cities of the world.
The U.S. agency administering the exchange program confirmed to BuzzFeed News that one student did not return to Russia.
Que vous soyez un adepte du ruban ou du trapèze, vous n'avez pas besoin de faire partie du Cirque du Soleil pour savoir que le cirque, ça fait mal.
The one man you can rely on.
Wait, does this mean horoscopes might not be 100% accurate?
He put his self-taught skills to the test with the legendary Roots crew for a late night jam sesh.
If you're not watching Amazon's touching original series, there's just no hope for you.
Mind-bending GIFs via this Reddit.
Les chats essayent de vous faire croire qu'ils ont un sale caractère, mais la vérité, c'est que ce sont de gros tendres.
Time to get back to your roots.
Reuters photographer Yannis Behrakis explored Norway to create this wonderful group of images, ranging from roads and lakes to light trails.
We're done when I say we're done.
The jazz-vocalist-turned-stylish-pop-singer has a new EP out 10/28.
La sal de mesa parece una aterradora nave espacial. Fotos tomadas con un microscopio electrónico, a través de "ZEISS Microscopy".
Anyone fancy a dip? No?
Don't be shy.
Just how much tea do British people drink anyway?
Cassetteboy's latest skewers the prime minister with a bit of help from Eminem.
Forge & Co is hosting Modern Toss: A Decade in the Shithouse to celebrate 10 years of the irreverent cartoons. The exhibition will feature original drawings and artefacts from the Toss archive, showcasing the work of artists Jon Link and Mick Bunnage.
Can I get gravy on that?
Share parents, share absolutely everything.
The prime minister chucked everything he had at wavering voters.
Haider al-Abadi said he is against Arab states in the international coalition against ISIS joining airstrikes in the country.
"Nao sei se e bom vou ver se for dou 5 estrelas"
35.000 morses forcés à se reposer sur la terre ferme à cause de la fonte des glaces.
Because in Hollywood, sometimes people attempt to contact the dead to advertise a DVD.
¿Realmente acabo de decir eso?
Designers, time to test your typeface knowledge.
Les frites avant les bites.
Larry Evans, you are incredible.
Special recommendation: Rekindling your relationship with pizza.
Bikini, burka, sari -- no dress is a 'yes'.
Not man-hating, people.
Fune es tu nuevo perro favorito de Instagram. Al menos, creo que es un perro.
I for one welcome our new bee overlords.
And some people seem to agree.
He was channelling William Hague.
Porque el planchado en tu casa es demasiado convencional.
Do you even lift, bro?
Parce que se déguiser à plusieurs, c'est beaucoup plus drôle.
Queue up for your snap with David Cameron, Iain Duncan Smith, or Michael Gove.
This post contains four shocking revelations.
They're pure barry like.
When he was down on his luck, Scott Laufer returned to his childhood passion. He spoke to BuzzFeed News about how he turned his life around.
Auntie is saying goodbye to its famed Television Centre in Shepherd's Bush after 54 years, and you can bid on a whole heap of memorabilia – and a forklift truck – in an online auction.
N'oubliez jamais : la pizza est un aliment sacré. Elle ne méritait pas ça.
35,000 walrus forced to rest on shore after sea ice melts.
Are you brave enough?
Here we go again. This post contains swears.
Post-it protest covers the Hong Kong government office in Sydney.
He told BuzzFeed News: "She is a great, kind person, and I will never forget her visit."
Reality TV expert Tom Ballard talks Orgasm Wars, Ex on the Beach, and other reality shows you'll want to hate watch.
Giant bugs, crabs, monsters. Stay indoors.
Moving its set-top boxes and DVRs to a cloud-based delivery system positions Comcast to eventually offer a streaming video package with a smaller bundle of networks both inside and outside of its markets.
We can all ship #Spoby on Pretty Little Liars, but your real life OTP should be #TROIRICK.
Wait, there's a difference between bread and toast?!
The owner of the Washington Redskins has vowed not to change the NFL team's name, but action by the Federal Communications Commission could effectively ban it.
Pour tous ceux qui paniquent dès qu'ils doivent passer un coup de fil.
Australia's new Federal Police Commissioner says the burqa does not represent a security threat.
The Australian DJ tells us how she prepares for a busy tour schedule.
Patented projection technology and white frosting are expected to live happily ever after.
Talking to things is easy, talking to people can be hard..
Long story short: It pissed off everyone in one way or another.
It ain't easy being a bridesmaid.
Daniel Crespo, the mayor of Bell Gardens, died Tuesday after he was shot in what appears to be a domestic dispute, officials told the L.A. Times. His wife was taken into custody for questioning.
Here's what happened today!
"How much longer?"
Time not well spent.
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
You might not agree with everything he says, but at least he keeps it real.
Personas de las fotos: su vida es un misterio.