October 21, 2014
The price of your vice... could be 25 pounds of fat!
Vous ne vous identifiez pas vraiment aux chansons de Nicki Minaj.
Wait, can you be deported from your own country?
Spoiler alert: No preparation will help.
Si alguien les ofrece una habitación, tómenla.
Maybe walk next time?
"There’s probably going to be blood, a lot of blood."
In July, the Wall Street CEO said he had been diagnosed with throat cancer. "It knocks the hell out of you," he said today, discussing his weeks of radiation and chemotherapy.
Citing a case revealed by BuzzFeed News, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee said it's "appalling" that a Drug Enforcement Administration agent created a fake Facebook page using a real woman's name and photos — without her knowledge.
A red coat is not just a garment to keep you warm in winter. Warning: spoilers ahead.
Por favor, no me hagas comer berenjena.
It's an article about a proposed overhaul of VA health care.
“We are sick of Smith bureaucracy refusing to recognize the urgency of this matter, or to make trans women a priority."
"Drought my ass..."
XxscenexX for life.
A civil rights fight that was thought to have been eradicated years ago is nevertheless taking place in the entertainment industry. So why is Hollywood still "painting down" stuntpeople?
They would make terrible best friends.
Django Unchained actor Daniele Watts was handcuffed during an encounter with police in September after witnesses said she and her boyfriend were having sex in a car. The couple pleaded no contest to disturbing the peace.
McDonald's said its profit for the third quarter fell by a whopping 30% to $1.07 billion, missing analysts' estimates of $1.5 billion. The fast food chain has been struggling to retain customers amid competition from Chipotle and others.
The teen girls from Colorado were stopped in Germany on their way to Syria to join militant groups, including ISIS, according to the FBI.
The man said he was fleeing extortion from local Jordanian officials and the threat of ISIS invading Jordan.
"I wasn't sure why they didn't stop tourists visas a week ago from Africa. I wasn't sure about that, why that hasn't happened?"
Uber drivers across the globe plan to protest on Wednesday but The Uber Drivers of New York decided to schedule a tri-state work strike instead.
“With the civil war, you can tell your family: Run to Ghana, or run to Nigeria, or run to the Ivory Coast. You could know where the rebels are coming from, and you could run the other way. With Ebola, you don’t know.”
If you don't agree, you can always rerank the list.
These habits are good for people of all ages, of course. But the sooner you get on it, the sooner you can reap the sweet, sweet benefits of healthy living.
Sam to resume quest to become the first out gay player on an NFL roster.
It's the company's first earnings report after Alibaba went public. Naturally, all eyes are on Yahoo's massive $35 billion stake in the Chinese Internet giant.
And it could decide the heated Senate race between Democrat Mark Udall and Republican Cory Gardner. But is Udall's outreach too little, too late?
It’s estimated that 12% of adults claim to be afraid of clowns. And now you’re one of them.
Vamos todos a mudarnos a Perú, ya. Y a los que ya están allá: felicitaciones por la belleza en la que viven.
Don't worry. Help is on the way.
Clinton brings in $2.1 million for the DSCC. Katzenberg co-hosts.
It's plastic surgery shaming, yes, but also about how we think Renée Zellweger is supposed to age.
Eight-year-old ChengWu ShuQin is among the youngest of the girls training at the Shaolin Exquisite Kung Fu School in the Central Eastern Chinese Province of Henan.
"Who said women don't know how to drive?" the Uber blog post asks. The post was deleted after an inquiry from BuzzFeed News.
“What's more offensive? A little girl saying ‘fuck’ or the fucking unequal and sexist way society treats girls and women?” NSFW language (obviously).
Ordering the poop emoji mask as I type this.
Gov. Jay Nixon announced the creation of an independent group to study the unrest that followed the shooting of unarmed teenager Michael Brown and make recommendations for how to improve the St. Louis area. This commission will not investigate the death of Michael Brown, the governor said.
Probablemente hubo muchos arañazos y mordiscos solo para obtener unos cuantos "me gusta" en Instagram.
Because of the movie's LGBT content. UPDATED.
"I go to places where we can win." The New Jersey governor campaigns, while people eat pancakes, for Maryland's gubernatorial pick.
This despite the U.S. spending more than $7.6 billion trying to eradicate poppy cultivation, according to a new report.
Zach Dasher is challenging incumbent Rep. Vance McAllister.
Looks like someone is going to get lots and lots of candy this year.
¿Por qué no todos los niños pueden ser así?
Because sometimes buying delicious things in jars can get expensive!
Nearly 10 years after her last leading role, the beloved actress looks back at her career, her self-imposed acting hiatus, and why she's back with the riveting Nightcrawler — for now.
Jeffrey Edward Fowle landed in Ohio early Wednesday morning. He was released after five months of captivity yesterday.
Please take everything on this list and do the exact opposite.
Her heart was four times its normal size when she died.
Más cosas, más problemas.
The New York Fed's president tells bankers: reform your culture or get broken up.
Warning: There is a lot of swearing in this video. Oh, and a moth being pulled out of a man's ear.
"If anybody can mess this up my side has the total capacity to here at the last minute to figure out how to turn 65% into 25%," Sen. Roy Blunt says.
Pershing Square Capital has orchestrated one of the biggest turnarounds in railroad (and, arguably, corporate) history. Now, as the question of rail mergers looms large, here's a look back at how the hedge fund pulled it off and raked in billions.
Es tu vo-cafe-lario.
This man sat in a bin is so Mancunian, no one can understand a word he's saying.
The country has removed the special screening procedures implemented for travelers from the U.S. and Spain.
Of the 56 cases of assault on LGBT Jamaicans documented in a new report from Human Rights Watch, police made only four arrests.
Hari Kondabolu suggests the Washington Redskins change their logo to a severely sunburned white person. If they insist on keeping the name, that is.
Keeping your heart healthy and eating delicious things should not be mutually exclusive.
We have a way to go yet in terms of gender equality.
"What's your biggest weakness?" Definitely interviews.
El provincianismo puede amuermar pero hay a gente que le gusta. Si lo tuyo es sentarte en casa a ver la tele y ver el tiempo pasar desde tu ventana, entonces esta es tu lista de ciudades 'must'.
Usa esmalte de uñas transparentes cuando estén listos.
Raid your closet (or your kid's) to look like Elsa, Anna, Olaf, and friends!
Les clowns ont toujours été glauques.
Twitter tiene mucho que decir sobre su nueva apariencia.
Si vous n'arrivez pas premier, vous pouvez toujours feindre votre propre mort et commencer une nouvelle vie.
Darek Fidyka is the first person ever to recover from having his spinal cord sliced in half.
The latest from BuzzFeed News on the response to Ebola in the United States. Previous coverage of the outbreak can be found here.
***Apaga el botón de la alarma***
Stores in New York, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey may have been targeted by hackers. A lot of businesses get their goods from the company.
"¡Es una mierda! Pero te gustará".
Fail of the day.
The World Health Organization said Tuesday that a vaccine is in clinical trials and results will arrive around December. If all goes well, it will be put to use in early 2015.
Leeo, a WiFi-connected device, listens for smoke alarms and sends notifications to the owner's smartphone. But it isn't trying to market to the Silicon Valley crowd.
Si no eres el primer lugar, también podrías fingir tu propia muerte y empezar una nueva vida.
*regarde l'heure qu'il est à New York pour la 12e fois de la journée*
The athlete was found guilty of culpable homicide, after shooting his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.
Zoe Sugg spoke to BuzzFeed News about success, taking a break to escape trolls, and the pressures of being a role model to millions.
Me estoy hartando de tus estupideces, humano.
« Je suis déguisé en Moldu. »
You might not know it, but this week a new hereditary peer will be voted into the House of Lords. Welcome to the UK's most exclusive, and most utterly bizarre, election.
Effrayantes malgré elles. Des trésors trouvés sur Awkward Family Photos.
On n'est pas en colère, on a juste beaucoup, beaucoup de questions.
Voters picked from four finalists in the Lay's Do Us A Flavor contest, and the "creator" of the winning flavor will win $1 million or 1% of the flavor's sales this year.
An in-depth look at a skin-deep phrase. Or well... North Face deep.
The legendary designer died Monday, but his fashion legacy lives on.
We all have those days where we just cant focus on school or work. Well, that happens to be my everyday, so I snapchat.
The famed fashion designer has died at the age of 82. He was diagnosed with cancer in 2006.
Break me off a piece of that red bean sandwich!
Change is coming to the pay-TV business. It's going to be a bloodbath — and not everyone will survive.
"The bottom line is though, these are all folks who vote with me."
The 63-year-old CEO of Europe's third largest oil company, Total, died in a plane accident at a Moscow airport on Tuesday.
Jones, who has been writing for the show since January, will be SNL's second black female cast member this year, after Sasheer Zamata was hired earlier in January.
Aprovecha tu somnolencia de la tarde.