Drinking sure ain't like it used to be.
Well, for starters, because he's Matt Kemp.
There's more to it than just getting special treatment from your parents.
Oh, how easy it is to mess with the minds of the gullible youths.
The trapezius is perfect in every single way.
*Looks on shoulder and sees sock that you've been looking for for an hour*
So do they eat burgers every day or...?
There's no such thing as just taking one selfie.
*Keeps phone open and watches as the other person types their response*
Passing by the snack aisle is the hardest thing you've ever had to do.