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19 Reasons Matt Kemp Should Be The Only Man You Think About

Well, for starters, because he's Matt Kemp.

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1. Because even when he's dancing like a granddad, he's hot.

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No one on Earth comes close to his two-step game.

2. Because he makes you want to be inanimate objects basically all the time. Case in point: these cups.

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YASSSS, HOLD ME PLZZZZ.

3. Because even when he's filthy on the field, he's still irresistible.

I've never wanted someone so dirty in my entire life.
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I've never wanted someone so dirty in my entire life.

4. Because his beard game is ON. FLEEK.

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And so is his eyes game, tbh.

5. Because when he runs, he turns into a mythologic Greek god that you want to save you from all of life's struggles.

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#MATTKEMPTHAGAWD

6. Because even though he's busy being the flyest baseball player in history, he still manages to make time for his loved ones.

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Cuteness overload.

7. Because when he's happy, you can't help but be happy yourself.

His joy is contagious.
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His joy is contagious.

8. Because when he's not on the field, he's a killer model who gives Tyson Beckford a run for his money.

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Oh, NBD.

9. Because you still find him sexy even when he wears an earring like this:

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All is forgiven, Matt.

10. Because the way his triceps flex when he grips the bat is the ONLY reason why you can endure a three hour game.

Among his other lovely body parts.
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Among his other lovely body parts.

11. Because when he smiles your heart literally skips a beat, or just stops beating altogether.

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Can't ~even~ right now, or ever, really.

12. Because during his downtime he looks like a damn Details magazine ad come to life.

Whatever you're sellin', I'm buyin'.
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Whatever you're sellin', I'm buyin'.

13. Because he's a mama's boy in the cutest way possible.

A man who cares this much for his mother is a keeper.

14. Because his "ugly" face is actually his sexy face.

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Is he angry? Hyped? Ready to fight? We don't know or care because he's just so fine.

15. Because when he wears glasses, you find it extremely difficult to carry on with daily activities.

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JUST LOOK AT THOSE FLAWLESS SPECS ON THAT FLAWLESS PROFILE.

16. Because he genuinely cares about the ~youths~ and making a major difference in their lives.

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Mr. Kemp loves the kids!

17. Because seeing him hold a baby is the greatest thing you've ever seen a man do. Ever.

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Total daddy material right here.

18. Because he can wear a fedora without looking like he did it on purpose.

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Aka without looking like a douche.

19. Because even when he's next to the most influential people of the world, all you see is him.

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Bill Clinton WHO???

Ohhhh, Mr. Kemp. How thankful we are for your existence.

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