Behold the most Mancunian drawl you will ever hear. And it's from a man sat in a bin, for some reason.
The original video was viewed more than 100,000 times in 24 hours. But wait, why is he living in a bin? What is he saying?
The video was uploaded to Facebook by Garry Stanley, and the man in the bin is Dave, one of the dancers who can be seen alongside Gaz Stanley and the Piccadilly Rats in Manchester City Centre on weekends (as pictured above).
As the Manchester Evening News reported, Dave climbed into the bin for the purpose of the video – he doesn't actually live there, you may be relieved to hear.
As for what Dave says, no one really knows – including Stanley.
The closest your Mancuian correspondent can get is: "With Victoria (station) now they come out and they throw it in me mouth ... I get grapefruit, steak, all sorts."