October 10, 2014
Better luck next time.
Wash your hands, wear gloves, disinfect your work station. "The precautionary measures are measures that are already in place. They're just redoubled now because of the Ebola."
No one knows you better than your sibling. But that's not necessarily a good thing.
The attack began in September and involved the use of malware. A separate hack reportedly targeted Dairy Queen.
¿Qué tal te viene un embarazo de un año?
Hounding women for answers.
Are you very lazy? But you still want to appear clever?
The Texas hospital prescribed antibiotics and Tylenol for Thomas Eric Duncan's first visit to the ER.
¿Cómo terminaron así?
The ad begins with a narrator announcing, "A tree fell on Greg Abbott — he sued and got millions." Abbott, who is expected to win by a wide margin next month, has been a paraplegic since 1984.
Se supone que en Halloween debes asustar, no verte lindo. Así que este año cambia esas calabazas ombré por algo de tripas y sangre que parezcan de verdad.
A hair-raising message.
Esta semana Paulina Rubio filmó escenas para una serie de televisión mientras que Rafael Amaya se relajó en la playa.
"Puede que oigamos tu pregunta pero prefiramos no contestar". Un escritor con autismo da su perspectiva.
"It is a crisis in West Africa and that is where our concern needs to be," one Democratic lawmaker says.
Los elefantes son unas de las criaturas más brillantes del mundo y nosotros podemos tomar unos cuantos consejos de ellos.
[Insert couldn't keep it up joke here.]
Its creator says he wanted to challenge how people thought about memorials.
I wasn’t staring AT you, I swear.
Though not as well-known as Malala Yousfzai, Kailash Satyarthi is widely recognized as one of the world's foremost advocates against child labor. He embodies a tradition of non-violent activism that stretches back to Mahatma Gandhi.
A lot happened this week. The Hong Kong protests are slowing down, the Ferguson, Missouri, protests are picking back up, there was a "blood moon," and the Ebola scare is becoming increasingly scarier. Here's a recap of some of the best images brought to us by dedicated photojournalists all over the globe.
¿A dónde se fue toda la tela? Gracias a Imgur.
SPOILER: Tenemos más sentido común.
*applauds Peter Hessler*
"Apparently we got the Kremlin really pissed," an aide to the fired governor told BuzzFeed News.
All your favorite drinks have been missing an essential, neon-green ingredient: SURGE.
Pour fêter l'arrivée du week-end ! Vous l'avez bien mérité.
The prime ministers of India and Pakistan praise the Nobel committee's decision, but conspiracy theories continue to abound. Update: The Pakistan Observer says that Khattak, who claimed to be an editor there, was fired years ago.
The pair of tweets came before University of Florida quarterback Treon Harris was accused of sexually assaulting a female student.
Quizás estas personas están destinadas a brillar durante la Navidad.
A third-party application that can send and receive snaps (something the company forbids in its terms of service) is responsible for the photo leaks, a Snapchat representative said.
The actress's family adopted the wild cat, named Neil, back in 1971.
The star of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day takes our Q&A!
In what was almost a foregone conclusion in the days leading up to the Darden annual shareholder meeting, Jeff Smith's Starboard Value successfully replaced all 12 of its board members.
Por siempre, siempre, siempre y no habrá marcha atrás.
Here's why the author of the just-released novel Reunion should be on your radar.
Hank Greenberg's bid to become a populist crusader against the government's actions in the financial crisis has not convinced The Daily Show.
The prison renovated its entire execution complex following the botched execution of Clayton Lockett in April.
Ser sarcástico con los inocentes también es divertido para los padres.
♫ I put a spell on you, and now you're mine. ♫
Même Miley Cyrus était adorable.
Si esto es algo tiene ALGÚN valor, por mínimo que sea, por favor apártenlo de mi camino.
C'est fou tout ce qu'on peut faire avec une canette de bière.
Tú eres el primer maestro de tus hijos. Sé también el mejor.
Comme quand vous empilez les canettes sur une poubelle déjà pleine plutôt que de la sortir.
Adelante, mira a estos perros bailando. Te lo has ganado, campeón.
The male host of the party invited Bristol Palin to punch him in the face. She did. Five or six times.
The two nations exchanged machine-gun fire across the border Friday after North Korea shot at balloons carrying anti-Pyongyang propaganda leaflets. The incident came as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was absent from a key anniversary ceremony.
The UKIP leader's comments, coming on the day the party gained its first elected MP, unsurprisingly provoked a backlash.
11 ans. JE RÉPÈTE : 11 ANS !
Attention, la consommation excessive d'Eric Zemmour nuit gravement à la santé.
They won "for their struggle against the suppression of children and young people and for the right of all children to education."
La morale de l'histoire : ne faites pas de blague sur Ebola dans un avion. Ne faites pas de blague sur Ebola tout court d'ailleurs.
♫ I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately ♫
The demonstrations came a day after an officer shot a man, sparking street clashes between police and protesters. Eight protesters were arrested.
The actress hosted a big-dollar Democratic fundraiser at her home Thursday night that featured the president.
"We've already dealt with this."
Douglas Carswell returned triumphant. But it was a terrible night for the Conservatives and Labour.
The new Tesla will change lanes for you, though.
Les Français ont le droit de savoir.
Working families are the focus at a rally for Tom Wolf in Philadelphia — her first big political speech since last year. "It is past time for a fresh start."
How do I tie a tie as quickly as possible and not look like a crazy person?!
Nevada county clerks began issuing marriage licenses Thursday afternoon, and the first Las Vegas weddings took place Thursday night.
"What if there was a place where nothing was impossible?"
Seriously, don't skip any of these steps.
"No you can't borrow my f@#&^� stapler!"
The Department of Homeland Security says there is no evidence that ISIS fighters have infiltrated the U.S. through the southwest border, but that hasn't stopped the Border Patrol union boss from repeating the rumor.
The answers were to particular questions about Xiaomi, often referred to as the "Apple of China." And it's often a line pulled by Steve Jobs.
Our Facebook fans showed us how they say hello and goodbye in their languages.