“This experience wasn’t violent, but it was violating…”
Spoiler alert: Lots and lots of “OMG…WTF?!” moments ahead!
“It’s so hot. Maybe it’s oppression I feel.”
“I’m wearing my pregnancy like a gown.”
The longer your kids are outside the less mess you have to clean inside.
“For other couples out there going through this, you are not alone.”
Like that Target discounts clothes on Tuesdays, toys on Thursdays, and home decor on Fridays.
A nice Malbec pairs great with Cheese Nips.
I don’t think you’re ready.
OMG, when did the Backstreet Boys become an oldies act?!