Waddling like a penguin because your thighs are chafing.
TL;DR: Lock your pets outside when you're getting it on.
Have you ever been walked in on, or watched by a concerned dog?
Is your soul a spotted dick?
Answer some questions and we'll make the decision for you.
Are you a valuable member of your pub quiz team?
There are 29,160 possible meal deal combinations at Sainsbury's. Choose wisely.
Vaginas: They're just like us.
Is it better to have a few close friends, or loads of them?
Trust your sninstincts (snail instincts).
Hope you didn't have plans.
You secretly loved homework.
Daydreaming about holidays is the best form of procrastination.
It's not true love if you haven't sent a toilet Snapchat.
Because we really haven't had enough elections lately.
Things would be a bit less whimsical.
Do you barbeque like a teenager, or a middle-aged person?
You may be stressed about exams, but at least there are loads of flowers!
"Mondays, amirite?" – A person whose job it is to shovel human shit