Waddling like a penguin because your thighs are chafing.
TL;DR: Lock your pets outside when you're getting it on.
Have you ever been walked in on, or watched by a concerned dog?
Answer some questions and we'll make the decision for you.
There are 29,160 possible meal deal combinations at Sainsbury's. Choose wisely.
Is it better to have a few close friends, or loads of them?
Daydreaming about holidays is the best form of procrastination.
It's not true love if you haven't sent a toilet Snapchat.
Because we really haven't had enough elections lately.
Do you barbeque like a teenager, or a middle-aged person?
You may be stressed about exams, but at least there are loads of flowers!
"Mondays, amirite?" – A person whose job it is to shovel human shit