They have no idea. They are simply fluffy dogs.
Try to answer the question a Sky News presenter actually asked this morning.
A guide to Inauguration Day for confused British people.
There’s a great big world of Richard Ayoade merchandise out there.
The prime minister has laid out her 12 objectives for negotiating Brexit. But what do the stars have to say about it?
Because sometimes Brexit things sound like sex things. (H/T to Jon Worth’s Euroblog.)
Which precious swear will you sacrifice?
After Michael Gove’s interview with Donald Trump this week, it’s time to take a fond look back at Gove jokes old and new.
Everyone knows the worst thing you can do as a woman is show any signs of ageing ever.
Are you more of a Puente Hills Landfill or a Pacific Trash Vortex?
Find out if you’re more or less married to the principles of freedom of movement than Labour.
A choose your own adventure.
Before you get too comfortable thinking 2017 will be better, let’s take a quick look at some of the European drama in store.
Does your town have the saddest Christmas tree in the country?
Just some nice things, big and small, that happened to people in this hell year.
Make Christmas Victorian again.
Britain’s had some shitty times.
Everybody’s SOME kind of twat.
In a year when the right has won basically every election, let’s pause to remember the right-winger who managed to lose two.