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25 Things People With Big Butts Can't Get Away With

Ever tried to buy jeans online?

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6. Keeping a pair of jeans longer than a year or so. You wear through jeans long before they get to their first birthday.

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Do fancy jeans not do this? Someone please advise in the comments.

7. Pulling on jeans quickly without popping the button off.

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8. Or even just leaning over too fast.

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Literal RIP.


15. Finding shorts that actually fit.

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You could fit a whole other person in that gap around your waist.


17. Plopping yourself down in a small chair with armrests.

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Ease yourself in, or live to regret it.

19. Wearing leggings outside the house without checking.

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They will DEFINITELY be completely see-through after all that stretching.

20. Walking up stairs with someone right behind you without feeling very aware of yourself.

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Their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt.


25. And finally, getting through LIFE without comments about your big bum.

i'm losing my mind over these buttcheeks ... this raccoon DUMB thicc

It's not your fault you've got a great ass, OK?