Get in my mouth right now.
It’ll be BUBBLING with fun!
Wi Spa is a giant 24-hour Korean Spa in Los Angeles, CA.
Why would you ever leave!?
Drink up—and up and up and up…
Women don’t realize what little legal control they have over their bodies.
It literally is a cage of death.
Get ready for some cheesy goodness.
Another way you can sh*t your pants in Vegas.
It’s a surreal experience.
I.e., who else would order pizza with me at 2 a.m.?
“I’m pretty sure I’m going to throw up.”
“It is often described as the closest thing to a black hole humans will ever see.”
“It looks like a rip in space.”
Bubble clay mask? Don’t know what the hell that means.
Kiss your lipstick naiveté goodbye.
A clean sponge is a happy sponge.