1. Where is Mr. Kim ever?
2. Did Taylor Doose ever press charges against Rory for stealing the cornstarch?
3. Did Rory and Lorelai ever have to go on, like, any sort of diet or exercise regimen because of the sheer amount of junk food they ate?
4. Was Stars Hollow ever hit by a recession?
5. Who did Rory end up with?!
6. How many children with different women did Chris end up having?
7. Was Kirk ever a convicted felon for anything? It just really seems like he would be.
8. Was Rory successful on Obama's 2008 campaign trail?
9. How did Liz and TJ afford a nice house in Stars Hollow on a Renaissance faire jewelry makers wages???
10. Did Logan's many startups ever succeed?
11. Or did he go bankrupt and crazy in Las Vegas?
12. How many maids did Emily end up firing?
13. Were Lane's twins terrible boys or decent humans?
14. Did they ever go to church growing up??
15. How did Lorelai afford to buy Juicy Couture sweatsuits and Marc Jacobs bags but had to borrow money from her parents for actual important things like SCHOOL FOR HER DAUGHTER?!
16. Was Taylor Doose married?
17. Did the town troubadour ever get a record deal?
18. Did Hep Alien ever get a record deal?
19. How many more books did Jess write?
20. Did Lorelai ever sell her inn to a bigger company? Or move on to become a consultant with that one firm that sent her a basket that made Luke freak out?
21. So, like, is Michele gay or not?
22. Where DID all the anvils go?
23. Did Lorelai ever get a new car other than the Jeep?
24. Do Paris and Doyle get married and have kids? Or does she devour them à la Cronus?
25. Whatever happened to Alex, that coffee dude Lorelai dated?
26. Does Al's Pancake World actually ever serve pancakes or not so much?
27. Also, who is Al and what does he even look like?
28. Did Lorelai and Luke have a kid and then hide them from April for 12 years?
29. Lorelai didn't kill Paul Anka, right? She learned how to take care of a dog?
30. How many jobs did Kirk actually do?
31. WHERE IS MR. KIM, THOUGH?
32. IS HE IN THE ATTIC?
33. IS IT KIND OF LIKE THE MOM IN PSYCHO?
34. DOES HE JUST NOT LIKE PEOPLE?
35. IS HE JUST CONSTANTLY ASHAMED AND THEREFORE HIDES HIMSELF?
36. IS HE A GHOST?
37. ARE WE ALL GHOSTS?