I have said "I love fall" out loud to another person.I have said "I love fall" out loud to no one.I have whispered "I love fall" in private fit of passion.I'm ready to get so autumnal.I think fall is better than all other seasons.Winter is stupid.Spring is stupid.Summer is stupid.I love gourds!I've never been more ready to stab a pumpkin with a knife.I have baked my own pumpkin seeds, like a boss.Just seeing a tiny pumpkin causes a tightening in my chest.Sweater weather is my religion.I have developed a serious strategy for eating caramel apples.I would fight someone for some hot apple cider.I would commit a murder for a piece of apple pie.I would commit several murders for a piece of pumpkin pie.Every leaf that changes color is a personal friend to me.I am pro Halloween.If I saw a pile of leaves I would jump into it.I feel like people owe pumpkin spice an apology for being so rude to it.I would seriously consider making a human sacrifice if it meant perfect fall weather year-round.I'm really into throwing on a light jacket. LIKE REALLY INTO IT.I JUST WANT EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE TO BE CRISP.IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
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