The best and weirdest of my dashboard, curated just for you.

Cates Holderness • One month ago

Y'all, this took some serious dedication.

Cates Holderness • One month ago

Thanks to Tumblr I now know which member of the Fellowship of the Ring I should fistfight.

Cates Holderness • One month ago

Any time someone asks "are you ok" on Tumblr, the answer is probably "no."

Cates Holderness • One month ago

You're guaranteed to have either a bizarre or incredible experience at Waffle House at 2 in the morning.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

Tumblr's getting ready to ban the NSFW stuff from their site, but they won't get rid of the weirdness that easily.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

Tumblr has been a safe harbor of delightful, weird, and deeply human stuff, free of the algorithms that have made social media dull and conformist.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

"2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely."

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

No.

Katie Notopoulos • 2 months ago

I love you, Arwen.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

Why yes, I also want an 8-foot-tall sword-wielding girlfriend.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

I had to read the words "Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish," so now you do too.

Cates Holderness • 3 months ago

Let's see what kind of spooky boy you're like.

Cates Holderness • 3 months ago

Never change, Tumblr. Never change.

Cates Holderness • 3 months ago

Y'all, festivals in Finland sound WILD.

Cates Holderness • 3 months ago

"Just yeet a goose."

Cates Holderness • 3 months ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Cates Holderness • 4 months ago

"Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie."

Cates Holderness • 4 months ago

"Victor Hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years."

Cates Holderness • 4 months ago

*swirls wine glass* Ah yes, another beautifully bizarre week on Tumblr.

Cates Holderness • 4 months ago