Tumblr's getting ready to ban the NSFW stuff from their site, but they won't get rid of the weirdness that easily.

Cates Holderness • 22 hours ago

Tumblr has been a safe harbor of delightful, weird, and deeply human stuff, free of the algorithms that have made social media dull and conformist.

Cates Holderness • 4 days ago

"2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely."

Cates Holderness • 8 days ago

I love you, Arwen.

Cates Holderness • 13 days ago

Why yes, I also want an 8-foot-tall sword-wielding girlfriend.

Cates Holderness • 15 days ago

I had to read the words "Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish," so now you do too.

Cates Holderness • 24 days ago

Let's see what kind of spooky boy you're like.

Cates Holderness • 29 days ago

Never change, Tumblr. Never change.

Cates Holderness • 29 days ago

Y'all, festivals in Finland sound WILD.

Cates Holderness • One month ago

"Just yeet a goose."

Cates Holderness • One month ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Cates Holderness • One month ago

"Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie."

Cates Holderness • One month ago

"Victor Hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years."

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

*swirls wine glass* Ah yes, another beautifully bizarre week on Tumblr.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

The best of my dashboard, curated just for you.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

The Marvel fandom is absolutely losing it right now on Tumblr and it's beautiful.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

It's astounding that a group of people can be so funny yet so, so weird.

Cates Holderness • 4 months ago

Thank you, animal side of Tumblr. You're the best.

Cates Holderness • 4 months ago

Classics and new stuff included.

Andy Golder • 6 months ago

It's been AN ENTIRE DECADE since we were introduced to the world's favorite genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Cates Holderness • 7 months ago