February 12, 2014
A fortress of lust filled with gold lamé and mauve bedding.
Relive ALL the (recently released convicted drug smuggler's) memories!
The White House and Pentagon remain optimistic they can reach a deal to maintain a limited troop presence in Afghanistan after the withdrawal later this year. U.S. diplomats aren't so sure, according to a newly released State Department report.
Plus 5 of the greatest Derek Jeter moments ever, 19 insanely great insults from around the world, and a 90s slow jams playlist to conquer Valentine's Day.
The drug is currently listed as Schedule I, the same category as LSD and heroin.
Possibly the first of many leaks.
Wanderlust: It's a real thing.
If it doesn't include twerking, you aren't doing it right. Read, take notes.
William Hart stomped out the words "Hi mom God bless u!" huge in the snow next to his mom's hospital room.
The great escape.
Deborah Liu has nurtured the social network's Mobile App Install Ad product from concept to hundreds of millions of dollars in estimated annual revenue.
Which one you choose says a lot about who you are. (H/t for the idea @thebluehoodie)
OkCupid brings out the worst in everyone. An exclusive peek into Liz Prince's new book of comics!
MMMHot. Sorry, I'm not sorry.
To put it bluntly, he thought this apology was "Wack as Fuck."
Move aside, everyone else, meet the new snow queen of cosplay.
Mario Batali can "comfortably meditate" on his Vespa. Batali, Ray Dalio, Andrew Ross Sorkin, Dr. Oz, and other famous practitioners make the case for Transcendental Meditation.
Thinking of the right words to say to your sweetheart? Forget Taylor Swift and take notes from the man behind the most romantic music around.
Author Susan Straight on writing books and raising daughters in a world of beauty and burns.
Because he's the hero you need, and the goofball you deserve.
You're welcome, friends.
High school: Where it isn't always cool to be cool.
Miami offensive lineman claims he was betrayed by his "best friend," whose accusations of bullying led to Incognito's suspension.
"Men on earth are not all the same. Black people are called negroes." I'm sorry, what year is this?
UPDATE: Jerry O’Connell exclusively talks to BuzzFeed about starring in his own art exhibit, #IAMSORRYTOO, that looks eerily like Shia LaBeouf’s #IAMSORRY right next door.
Porque no hay realmente nada mejor que alimentar tu pasión por viajar.
This is what the Olympics are all about. Right?
What do sharks and vaginas have in common?
Canada has a heart of gold. And also just a lot of gold.
They're super easy and they'll never wilt.
For all the smart, strong, sensual people in your life.
Ghost Cow Films dubbed farting noises over American Olympian Jason Brown as he figure skates and oh my God, it's fantastic.
Estos son algunos de los talentosos artistas maquilladores responsables de preparar a tu celebridades favoritas para la alfombra roja.
Provided you live in a state where marijuana is legal.
Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun has been criticized by the media and government alike for nearly nude photos taken at a photo shoot three-years ago. The Internet thinks differently.
The Fair Healthcare Pricing Act would cap how much hospitals could charge and would reduce hospital costs in California by at least $3 billion annually. A state hospital organization argues the initiative is an attempt by a union to increase its membership.
EVOLUTION: procreate! EXISTENTIALISM: live authentically! ECONOMICS: you can't afford to :(
Ranch will always be the inferior condiment.
Youth Obamacare Enrollment Groups Surprised To Learn Obamacare Website Won't Work On National Youth Enrollment Day
"Obviously, it's unfortunate," says one youth enrollment leader. The Obama administration is giving applicants who save applications on Feb. 15 extra time to work around downtime on the site.
"I know they say that when you dream you eventually wake up. Well, for some reason, I've never had to wake up. Not just because of my time as a New York Yankee but also because I am living my dream every single day."
Giant Pharrell Williams hat alert!
Plus, how to negotiate V-Day when you've just started dating! “Ask A Dumb Cat” is a weekly column offering advice, consolation, and life lessons to real people from A Dumb Cat. Send your questions for A Dumb Cat to PrincessCuteyface@buzzfeed.com.
Being single on V-Day is 100% UNDERRATED.
It's like when Kirk tried to get the Enterprise out of that black hole, but, like, with a basketball.
Alright everybody, commence Valentine's Day trolling.
Some people are really cool. Some people.
Today, air hockey. Tomorrow, Skynet.
Because we all get nervous sometimes.
"Why be confined to be hiding behind true love? Enough."
Love is a sexually transmitted disease you're better off without.
I'll offer you $100K for 35% of your result.
"Just because a person isn’t in favor of gay marriage doesn’t mean that one is homophobic — let’s be very clear on that.”
You might be surprised to find out who this is. #Beefcake
Ray Nagin, who served as mayor from 2002 to 2010, was convicted of taking bribes before and after Hurricane Katrina.
"Fun underwear that high-fives you for being a woman and serves as a warning to others!"
¡Feliz Día de San Miaulentín a todos!
Gus Kenworthy is not only an Olympian, but while in Sochi he has become a hero for the stray dogs that need homes.
Students from UCLA's law school shared their stories in this video to "raise awareness of the disturbing emotional toll placed upon students of color" in predominantly white institutions.
Who run the world? Girls.
Are they all sex-related? No. Are most of them? No comment.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your vegetarian partner doesn't eat meat, and tonight, neither do you!
A rose by any other name would sound totally effing stupid.
"I'm underrepresented. In your pants."
An appeals court has upheld a three-year sentence against Evgeny Vitishko, who was found guilty of hooliganism after spray-painting a fence in a case widely believed to be politically motivated.
Dawn the fox was rescued by someone who thought she was a dog. She's been living at the Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Centre ever since and seems pretty happy about life these days.
February 14th is National Donor Day. These inspiring stories demonstrate the true heroism of donating.
A comprehensive list.
The staff at the Georgia Aquarium set up an adorable treat for some adorable otters. Or shall we say, awww-ters.
54 Photos Proving The U.S.A.-Canada Women's Hockey Rivalry Is Becoming The Best Part Of The Olympics
It was only a preliminary game, but it proved that this is quickly becoming the best rivalry in sports.
"Hola, mi nombre es ___ y me haré cargo de usted esta noche lo quiera o no".
Opponents of the legislation say it is an attempt to keep the LGBT community relegated to "second-class status."
Erik Blegvad, the famous illustrator of over 100 children's books, died on Jan. 14. In 1979 he wrote, “Illustrating a children’s book gives me a role which seems natural, accompanist rather than soloist."
Kentucky's constitutional marriage ban treats gays and lesbians in a "way that demeans them," U.S. District Judge John G. Heyburn II wrote in his ruling.
Yoncé gets her freak on.
ABANDON ALL HOPE.
The Olympics has always needed more lasers if you ask me.
“God bless Putin for his stance on homosexuals."
With 99 mph winds and nearly 100,000 people without power, Ireland is facing a quickly escalating severe weather crisis. Update: Wales is facing similarly crippling severe weather and strong winds.
Los artistas españoles nos demuestran por qué nunca deberías ir a ningún lugar sin tu pequeño bloc amarillo.
Thanks to the Tumblr Shoshi Games 2014 for bringing this unknown dream to fruition.
Unputdownable books that speak to Chicano politics, identity, and culture.
Moon Prism Power, make up!
Flooding has always been part of British life. From damsels in distress being rescued in bicycle baskets, to Brits playing tennis in waterlogged courts - we look at photographs of floods as far back as 1877.
Comment le CIO a-t-il pu laisser passer ça ?
It is wet and windy in Britain right now. And your brolly is no match for it.
"We have no gays and many broken toilets." Turn it up!
*whispers terrifyingly* Happy Valentine's Daaaaaay.
But don't just take my word for it. Let the sweet strains of KeytarJeff take you to the moon and back.
All of these involve food because it's the only thing that matters.
And they want you to know that neither does anyone else.
Estar en forma es super lindo quitando la parte de hacer ejercicio.
These "parents" will make you feel like a freaking Huxtable.
“You go to Brooklyn, everybody’s got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart but they kind of all look alike to me.”
The two were seated next to each other at the State Dinner and I think we are all now rooting for a Biden/Louis-Dreyfus ticket.
Now 36, the former teen star continues to make bold career choices without shying away from his Dawson's Creek past.
The trial for accused Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is scheduled to begin Nov. 3.
Davis finishes eighth as the Netherlands' Stefan Groothius takes the title.
And it's all thanks to Facebook.
“I thought the tests were history," said one of four women who spoke to BuzzFeed about the revival of the practice.
Damn nature, you scary.
Conference season is upon us - here's all you need to know about the most boring way to spend a day.
Spoiler: probably not.
Trata bien a tus gemelas.
Hey, IOC, get your shit together.
Aqui estão alguns dos talentosos maquiadores responsáveis por preparar suas celebridades favoritas para o tapete vermelho.
¿Perdiste la moral? Más bien perdiste los calzones.
Nihal was judging The MC Rap Battle at The Jump Off in London when the threat was made, so he stepped in. (Contains NSFW language.)
And we're excited.
And no, you don't need to sign up for a bunch of credit cards to do it. (Though that will help you get free travel faster.)
SES London is a conference about "Converged Media" running 10-13 February in London. Some very deep things have been said there.
All parties are banking on social media playing a massive role in the 2015 general election. The battle's already underway.
This is getting surreal.
Cute as a cucumber.
Slovenia, Switzerland women's downhill skiiers share gold to make history.
Body art with a difference.
But don't worry guys, nobody noticed a thing.