Spite every polar vortex. And smell good while you do it.
Your parents are showing up in two hours. YOU'D BETTER GET GOING.
The internet never lies, right?
It's not passive-aggressive to copy and paste this on your roommate's Facebook wall, I promise.
Congratulations on your first apartment! Time to suck it up like the rest of us.
Because you don't want to be sifting through a messy fridge when it's time to EAT.
Here are the absolute basic necessities, adaptable for families and experienced campers alike.
Everything you touch is gross. Here's how to clean it. All of it.
You're still going to have to get rid of that sweater you haven't worn in three years.