“I want to see this heist movie.”
“I was thinking, fuck this guy, dude. Because he did it like a bitch.”
“When you go to Fyre Festival expecting Ja Rule, but it turns out to be Ashanti town.”
“If she can’t hear the cat callers, how will she know to smile?”
“Forget princess. I want to be a scientist.”
“They should cast the dog for Conjuring 3.”
“If you die on 4/20 you become stuck in weed purgatory with Seth Rogen chanting lines from Pineapple Express for the rest of eternity.”
Large protests bookended alt-right leader Richard Spencer’s speech at Auburn University on Tuesday evening after the Alabama school originally canceled his event.
From New York to DC and even Mar-a-Lago, thousands of people came together to show Trump they haven’t forgotten about his taxes.
People confused the sound of a taser with gunshots.
Students are fighting back at what they say is a rise in anti-Semitism on the Alabama university campus, where a “White Student Union” has also been distributing material.
You’re too big for that bed, Kenny!!!!
“Frankly, I mistakenly used an inappropriate and insensitive comment about the Holocaust and there is no comparison,” the White House press secretary said.
“Being a straight man sounds exhausting.”
A total of 1,278,791 people took the survey (and Team Giraffe won by a landslide).
The manager was originally transferred to another Chili’s location, but has since been fired.
“I don’t even look like this.”