WHY CAN SOMEONE LOOK AT ME WHILE I POOP?!
*Puts on "Chasing Cars" and weeps*.
Sometimes "c*nt" is a term of endearment.
SO MANY PALS.
“In a galaxy not so far away…"
It can always be worse.
Singing + feeding = parenting goals.
Grey’s Day is the best and worst day of the week.
"I'm hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
That Hubba Bubba smell tho.
MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
Chicken salt is life.
Deep V neck t-shirts just seemed like a good idea at the time.
*Sighs* Bring back those '90s mags.
Andy Warhol + Mad Max: Fury Road = genius.
Turning real life into fiction.
Seriously, how many episodes of MKR can there be?!
When your number two has the number one view.