WHY CAN SOMEONE LOOK AT ME WHILE I POOP?!
*Puts on “Chasing Cars” and weeps*.
Sometimes “c*nt” is a term of endearment.
“In a galaxy not so far away…”
Singing + feeding = parenting goals.
Grey’s Day is the best and worst day of the week.
“I’m hungry.” “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
That Hubba Bubba smell tho.
Deep V neck t-shirts just seemed like a good idea at the time.
*Sighs* Bring back those ’90s mags.
Andy Warhol + Mad Max: Fury Road = genius.
Turning real life into fiction.
Seriously, how many episodes of MKR can there be?!
When your number two has the number one view.