1. Learning about drugs and alcohol from a giraffe in a van.
2. Putting a yeast spread on toast.
3. Attempting to claim pavlova as an Aussie invention.
4. Giving iconic ice creams progressive names.
5. But then eating lollies that look like little brown babies.
6. Pouring hundreds and thousands on to buttered bread.
7. Adding chicken ~flavouring~ to salt to make it even more delicious.
8. Drinking a milk beverage through a Tim Tam.
9. Improving burgers with the addition of beetroot.
10. Making edible chocolate versions of the adorable wildlife.
11. Eating both animals on the coat of arms.
12. Selling sausages in bread outside hardware stores.
13. Spending five days playing one game of sport.
14. Awarding a point for a missed shot on goal.
15. Drinking goon from a clothesline.
16. Changing the prime minister at the drop of a hat.
17. Wearing thongs... everywhere.
18. And always checking each shoe before putting them on.
19. Shortening the names of EVERYTHING.
20. Saying things that don't really make sense.
21. And using "cunt" as a term of endearment.
