Don’t be a briefcase wanker.
Help yourself to as many Yorkshire puddings as you like.
Or do they belong in the trash?
Who wouldn’t want to buy some demonic socks for a £1?
“To define is to limit.” – Oscar Wilde
No one understands food better.
It would be nice to watch TV without World War III breaking out.
There’s a lot more shitting in stranger’s tents, for a start.
Pour, shake, and learn something new about yourself.
It’s never too early for a bit of summer lovin’.
Please stop hiding in the closet.
The world was a simpler, more beautiful place, until I learnt this fact.
Potato smilies just look so unsettling.
Let’s finally settle this.
Time to find out the truth.
Sit back and let these tweets wash over your beautiful soul.