"Hello did you get eaten by a shark?"
Forget stuffed crust, give me all crust.
Cakes were definitely harmed in the making of this.
"Told my boyfriend i was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"'
Don't stir my drink with your finger.
A cake that says "You're dead to us" is true friendship.
"Blasting music at Walmart lmao."
"Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything."
*Silences phone that's already on silent*
"To every single mom who has had their child taken from them at the border, I am fighting for you."
"My cat was right about you!"
Make way for Princess Belle-calis.
Prince Carl Philip is here to Sweden your day.
"Farting boyfriend causes neighbors to call police."
"I'll just sit here."
The pozole knows you better than you know yourself.
#BBQBecky is back at it again.
"Can you take a photo of our toilet seat?"
They'll leave you feline good.
"Hey beautiful let's test out your birth control."