The "other messages" folder is best kept closed.
You'd think a $40,000 education would get you double-ply toilet paper.
Say "I Do" Or "I Don't" To These Wedding Cakes And We'll Predict What Your Future Spouse Will Be Like
Let the cake do the talking.
Angel food cake is made in the pits of hell.
"Gay rights!" —Mr. Ratburn, probably
We stan our future pop queen!
Being in love is fun, but at what cost?
We don't deserve her.
And 45 has always looked this good!
Looking this good doesn't come cheap.
"Cinco de drinko" is a cursed phrase.
The show's lighting is brought to you by an iPhone flashlight.
There's no place more exciting than an empty parking lot.