"Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout."
Dunder my Mifflin.
"The Truth About Your YouTube Knowledge (Exposed)"
Arthur who?
Petition to make Valak ambassador to Genovia.
Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.
FYI, Hopper will be there. 😍
Don't look at me while I'm pooping.
"Meredith, your boob is out."
*Deletes Tinder*
It's not delivery, it's Oprah.
"DOES THIS THING REALLY WORK?!"
"Macklemore will hear about this."
Your childhood self is counting on you.
Banana and garlic sandwich, anyone?
Am I a chihuahua?
"[First date] Are you mad at me?"
“Follow your nose, it always knows…but then listen to your teeth.”
"Which one of the Spice Girls is that?"
"I can and I fucking will."
