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Hot man vs. hot sandwich: The ultimate Would You Rather.

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  1. 1. Chris Messina vs. Chocolate Chip Cookies

    You arrive for your checkup and discover Chris Messina is your doctor.
    THE CHOCOLATE IS SO WARM AND MELTY
  2. 2. Channing Tatum vs. Chocolate-Peanut Butter Milkshake

    Channing Tatum goes undercover as a sexy cop in your high school.
    TOTALLY DRINKABLE.
  3. 3. Sendhil Ramamurthy vs. Fresh-Baked Pretzels

    Sendhil Ramamurthy is on the treadmill next to you at the gym.
    YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
  4. 4. Alexander Skarsgard vs. Mozzarella Sticks

    You end up seated at a table at a wedding with Alexander Skarsgard.
    SOOOO STRETCHY.
  5. 5. Simon Baker vs. Oysters

    Simon Baker explains the meaning of all your favorite paintings at the Met.
    SO FRESH AND SALTY.
  6. 6. Joseph Gordon Levitt vs. The Cronut

    JGL offers to help you with your chemistry homework.
    YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE.
  7. 7. Harry Shum Jr. vs. Reese's Cupcake

    Harry Shum Jr. subs in for your regular dance class teacher.
    THAT'S RIGHT: IT'S A REESE'S CUPCAKE.
  8. 8. Robert Pattinson vs. Blueberry Buttermilk Pancakes

    You wake up to see Rob Pattinson watching you sleep.
    TAKE THEM DOWN SLOW OR FAST IT'S UP TO YOU.
  9. 9. James Marsden vs. Reuben

    You finally meet the person you’ve been flirting with on Twitter and it’s James Marsden.
    EXACTLY HOW YOU LIKE IT.
  10. 10. Zac Efron vs. Double Cheeseburger

    Zac Efron asks you to prom.
    NOT A SINGLE CHEESEBURGER, A DOUBLE.
  11. 11. Blair Underwood vs. The Perfect Cold Beer

    Blair Underwood asks you how you like the book you're reading.
    SO COLD AND REFRESHING.
  12. 12. Michael Fassbender vs. Blueberry Pie

    Michael Fassbender chases a puppy around the park and into your lap.
    THE BLUEBERRIES ARE HOT AND OOZING.
  13. 13. Russell Wilson vs. Mac 'N' Cheese

    Russell Wilson teaches you how to throw a football.
    IT'S THE CHEESIEST.
  14. 14. Jon Hamm vs. Garlic Bread

    John Hamm brings you coffee in bed.
    BREAD + GARLIC + BUTTER = WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR IN A FOOD?!
  15. 15. Gael García Bernal vs. Biscuits and Gravy

    GGB pulls over on his motorcycle to help you change your tire.
    DON'T FORGET THERE'S SAUSAGE IN THERE.
  16. 16. Matt Bomer vs. Lobster

    Your blind date ends up being Matt Bomer.
    LITERALLY DRIPPING IN BUTTER.
  17. 17. Justin Timberlake vs. Ice Cream Cake

    JT and crashes your birthday party, feels bad, serenades you with an apology.
    IT'S ICE CREAM ~AND~ CAKE.
  18. 18. Pedro Pascal vs. Crème Brûlée

    Pedro Pascal wins a fight defending your honor.
    CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE BUT GOOEY ON THE INSIDE.
  19. 19. Idris Elba vs. Bacon

    Idris Elba moves into the apartment next door to you and wants your help painting.
    SIZZZZZZLING.
  20. 20. Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lasagna

    Cristiano Ronaldo becomes your nephew's new soccer coach.
    PASTA AND CHEESE AT THE SAME TIME.
  21. 21. Paul Rudd vs. Chocolate French Toast

    You get bumped to first class and seated next to Paul Rudd on a five-hour flight.
    THE CHOCOLATE IS DRIPPING ALL OVER YOU.
  22. 22. Ryan Kwanten vs. Burrito

    Ryan Kwanten asks you to rub sunscreen on his back.
    IT'S ~ALMOST~ TOO MUCH.
  23. 23. Taylor Kitsch vs. French Fries

    Taylor Kitsch rubs sunscreen on your back.
    CRISPY AND GREASY AT THE SAME TIME.
  24. 24. Ryan Gosling vs. Grilled Cheese

    You and Ryan Gosling end up alone for 15 minutes in a stopped subway car together.
    MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH.
  25. 25. Diego Boneta vs. Fried Chicken

    Diego Boneta offers to take you on a private tour of Mexico's sexiest beaches.
    DON'T FORGET A NAPKIN.
  26. 26. George Clooney vs. Double Chocolate Brownie a la Mode

    Over a romantic dinner on Lake Como, George Clooney pops the question.
    HEATS YOU UP AND COOLS YOU DOWN ~AT THE SAME TIME~.
  27. 27. Hemsworth Brothers vs. Pizza

    Chris and Liam are totally fighting over you — before deciding they will share.
    A GOD AMONG FOOD.

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU LOVE FOOD.

Well done. You know that a hard body is fleeting but a delicious sandwich will never let you down.

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So you'd take a hot bod over a hot slice. OK. That's your decision and you need to live with it. I'll be over here with my pizza.

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