Sometimes you just can’t even.
And no, you can’t choose “all of them.”
A little humblebragging never hurt anyone.
Mornings never stop being the enemy.
Considering a pint of ice cream a single serving size.
We are delicate creatures.
Even candy corn lovers have their limits.
Why can’t teleportation be a thing yet?
Being human can be confusing.
If only life came with cheat codes.
Not exactly what we bargained for.
Humans are a fascinating species.