You’re in the great game now and the great game’s …so damn real.
Software updates: a thousand nopes.
Wipe that Cheeto dust off your fingers.
♫ Somewhere… over the rainbow… death awaits. ♫
FACT: Food doesn’t have calories on your birthday.
Hey, I found you on Tumblr!
Everything is just the worst, okay?
Ah, the trials and tribulations of owning a cat.
♫ Every now and then I kick the living shit out of me.♫
Brought to you by BuzzFeed Comics.
You’re in control of your own life, for better or for worse.
Unlock the adulting achievement.
I am totally going to get work done over the weekend.
There’s nothing out there for you.
You can always count on them to get through your whole Snapchat story.
Don’t let this week be another same old boring week.