Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
Take me off this group text!
Snickerdoodles + Cheesecake = OMG
Forget the winged eyeliner. There’s no time.
“Joe sucks. Steve rules.”
“Sleep when the baby sleeps.” Yeah right.
A clueless boss brings judgement to the company’s Halloween costume contest.
Damn you, Neil Patrick Harris!
They discover the best wines to pair with your kids’ crappy behavior.
Warning: This video contains sensitive material related to sexual assault.
“You’re basically a live vagina exhibit…”
“Life is way too short to spend another second hating your body.”
Use the same tactics as the FBI.
“We’re all on this crap rocket ride of parenthood. Let’s be nice to each other.”
“I’m not opposed to drinking wine in the shower.”
What’s the best pairing for pizza crust?
“Just got sh*t all over my arm. Who cares?”