Project Runaway Toddler
Moms get enough sleep already, right?
And no, we didn't pay them to like it.
Why are period symptoms the same as pregnancy symptoms? WHY?
Things to think about at the top of the roller coaster...
Everything you want to know but are too embarrassed to ask.
Watch and find out.
Tip #1 - Don't listen to Third Eye Blind if you don't like Third Eye Blind
Anyone else craving ranch dressing?
Oh you wanted me to wait to watch Game Of Thrones? WHOOPS.
No foreplay is like sliding down a dry Slip-n-Slide.
Calling you out, wine snobs. We all know it tastes the same.
Put together before you get together.
Parents don't have to be perfect.
"Your. Vagina. Goes. Back. To. Normal."
We need pacifiers for adults.
Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
"Pee in the sink!"
Take me off this group text!
Snickerdoodles + Cheesecake = OMG
