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April 29, 2013

Wisconsin Woman Calls Cops On Kittens

On a bar bet, Ernest Heminway once proved that he could write a short story in six words: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” However, he’s posthumously been rivaled by a Wisconsin police blotter, as printed in the Rapid Tribune (via Yahoo News): At 11:06 a.m. Wednesday, caller reported a neighbor’s kittens were having sex in her yard. Does this mean the po-po in America’s Dairy Land can also write The Sun Also Rises? That remains to be seen. Anyway, yes. Some completely insane woman called the cops to report two kittens having sex in her backyard. First of all, how young can cats even have sex? Is it possible they were just engaging in horseplay? Second of all, if it were drunk teens… LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE. That’s like executing the Pillsbury Dough Boy, or Photoshopping a penis on top of a happy cartoon sun. I simply won't have it. Unless the woman was yelling at them to wait until they were in love, or at least old enough to understand the consequences. I guess that would be okay. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via iStockPhoto post your comment comments Permalink Email Print Comments Share Tags: sex, weird, wisconson, cats, kittens Cory Monteith and Lea Michele: Reunited and It Feels So... Conversation Starters Jason Derulo's New Single "The Other Side" Is... related STORIES Predictions for Kate Middleton's Royal Pregnancy Kate Middleton Maternity Style Inspiration Kate & Wills: A Royal Wedding Guide 12 Ways to Steal Kate Middleton's Style Special Offers start a CONVERSATION about this blog Conversation Starters

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