
Only Someone Who's Seen "Elf" At Least 3 Times Can Successfully Recreate Buddy's Spaghetti
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups."


“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups."

Relationship status: listening to Taylor Swift alone.

"There's no such thing as fate."

¿Soy una culera si me robo la comida de alguien del refri, me hace daño y le reclamo?

解き終わったら、お腹がすいちゃうかも🥄

"I wanna be hot! Not cute, not adorable. Hot."

De la viva voz de dos personas bisexuales cansadas de tus tonterías.

Am I the a-hole for interrupting my neighbor's clarinet practice with my caroling?

"It's sweeping the nation!"

"Serena, you're the most beautiful, amazing, alive person I've ever known."

Am I the a-hole for refusing to concede the game simply because I hate the other team?

Did we really need to see Jackie and Fez together?

Be our guest!

Am I the a-hole for interrupting my neighbor's clarinet practice with my caroling?

"Lucky I'm in love with my best friend..."

Am I the a-hole for not letting my husband have a Best Buy card?

Please not Charles.

It's for science.

I'm so glad I'm single.

"But Mom, everyone ELSE is bringing a charcuterie board for lunch!"