"Ladies, this is important: sex isn't supposed to be rubbish for you."
Spoilers ahead, kitty girl!
Getting someone's Nando's order wrong is a fineable offence.
Impress us with your big beautiful brain.
Long story short: person falls for person. They kiss.
The office loos are a lawless land sometimes.
*Backs away and closes cubicle door in disgust.*
You may have been a New Yorker in a previous life.
The accuracy is scary.
*Shivers with the memories of past embarrassment.*
I promise you'll leave this quiz feeling more confused about yourself than you were before.
There's method in the randomness.
Please, for the love of god, stand on the right-hand side of the escalator.