Are you going for a traditional turkey?
Some foods just aren't made for human consumption.
There are only two types of people in the world: those who find Diplo hot and those who don't.
No gravy or no alcohol?
Honestly, where did you come from?
Have you jammed the printer and then walked away?
Going from a Disney Channel star to an award-winning porn director is quite a jump.
You just ~know~.
What will the Sorting Hat think of your Christmas opinions?
You already know your mood, but do we?
How are you going to spend the next 10 years of your life?
Bookmark for when you want to escape society.
Two words: Dough. Balls.
Including the best "Drag Race" impression of all time!
Mo' money, mo' problems (sometimes).
They don't make it easy.
"Ladies, this is important: sex isn't supposed to be rubbish for you."
Spoilers ahead, kitty girl!
Getting someone's Nando's order wrong is a fineable offence.