"Assistance on aisle one — there's someone here crying tears of joy."
Because we want things done and we want them done NOW (for very, very cheap ty).
Please fix all my problems in life, but for under $10. Thank you, thank you.
Your new ~number two~ won't take any crap with Unicorn Gold bathroom spray!
Less than $2, makes cat eyes easy, AND lasts all day?! I don't remember doing a good enough deed to deserve this.
Fashion, but make it as cheap as possible, please.
More than one reviewer fit a whole bottle of champagne into these leggings' pockets, which is definitely more impressive than any workout.
"Is there going to be food there?" Me, going to work.
If you combined all the review photos for this Delomo grooming brush, I'm confident we could make everyone on this planet a sweater.
Seriously, one second of looking at the *hundreds* of amazing review photos for Miss Jessie's Pillow Soft Curls styling cream and I am SOLD.
This ZeroSweat roll-on will tell your armpits to ~chill~ faster than it takes to change your freaking shirt AGAIN.
Because we should have our cake and eat it too...actually, we are just here for the cake.
Honestly why go through the annoying trial-and-error of trying things to clear your skin? These people have already done it for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Support, comfort, AND sweat-control?! My heart is beating faster than when on the treadmill.
Did I mention BuzzFeed readers get ~15% off~ regularly-priced and new items?! Be still my heart.
Because sometimes we have to play tough with breakouts — but like in a super nice way to our skin.
Love is sending a shit ton of fruit, chocolate, wine, spa necessities, and so much more.
Cheap as hell, but make it feel ~high end~.
I never pegged myself as an emotional person, but when I saw these before-and-after photos for this TreeActiv cystic acne spot treatment, I may or may not have been sent home for sobbing.
We have enough problems — going broke doesn't have to be one of them.