"Tired of always boiling water for your pasta? Just boil a big load in the beginning of the week and freeze it for later use!"
Sometimes it's hard to see the truth.
"Cut my life into peaches / They are a healthy snack"
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but empty the lint trap in your clothes dryer."
You should goof off and read these!
"It's better to be alone than with the wrong person."
"My kid can tell me about a 24-minute episode of Paw Patrol in 76 minutes."
"You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter."
"We need a Nintendogs app, I'm sick of living like this."
Who do you want to see on the Iron Throne?
You've got sweet, sweet layers.
It's important to remember there is good in the world.
"Have you ever looked at yourself and been like, 'Nope'?"
Have you met your soulmate already? The answers lie within this quiz.