Sniff out your pup personality.
It's a fact.
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."
You need read these right meow.
Bless these sweet, dumb kids.
Summer's the season for fun, sun, and a really good book.
Take a walk on the wild side.
"A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America."
Kids are great, but they're also bonkers.
"As everyone knows, women were invented in 1990."
🎵Summer readin', had me a blaaaaast...🎵
"Legend has it, if you say 'I don't want children' three times in a mirror, an old person will appear and tell you how you secretly do."
"That awkward moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything and you tell yourself, 'Act natural, you're innocent.'"
Trust us, don't eat it. (H/T to r/ForbiddenSnacks)
Are you an anagram master?
"'But you don't look depressed.' Yeah, sorry, I forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today."
Creepers, creepers everywhere.
"Thor is the friendly jock middle kid in a family of bitchy drama club goths."