"As we chatted at the game, I found I was enjoying her company more than I should have," Woody Allen wrote about Soon-Yi in his autobiography.
"Being young and beautiful isn't a crime, you know."
EXPLAIN THE GLASS SLIPPER, DISNEY!
"W Magazine said 'ugly, but in a tree.'"
The apple does not fall far from the tree...
Un lugar donde los asesinos en serie paseaban casualmente en las escaleras...
BRB, gonna go grab some Razzles.
"It's always 'wyd' and never 'yhbmbas [you have bewitched me, body and soul].'"
Can this woman promote her music and not rehash her past traumas?
"For the longest time, I've been trying to set the record straight. Because no matter what you think you know, it's just the tip of the iceberg."
This message is for Justin Timberlake: KEEP. BRITNEY'S. NAME. OUT. YA. MOUTH!
"The Cecil was a place where serial killers let their hair down."
Can this woman promote her music and not rehash her past traumas?
"LOL, Justin Timberlake, take yourTrolls song money and cry me a river."
"So uh you wanna watch some Netflix after?"
Alexa, play Pachelbel's "Cannon in D."
Can someone say, "Hot, hot, hot!"
I'm at a loss for words.