May 8, 2013
Things are pretty ugly when you look at the numbers. Ugh.
You are what you tweet. And like. And... um... LinkedIn.
Eyewitnesses from Cornwall to the Scottish Borders describe seeing a green flash in the sky.
The Great American Novel meets the Great American Family in "Arrested Gatsby." (via Bottom Shelf Books)
The King of the North was just cast as Prince Charming in Cinderella, and it's delicious.
The Star Wars production crew built Tatooine in the Tunisian desert, only to abandon the sets after filming. Years later, photographer Rä di Martino captured their decay.
But it's still the greatest.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Some people really did not like F. Scott Fitzgerald's book.
Here's what happened in the celeb twitterverse today!
The Vampire Diaries' father figure is gone but not forgotten. In honor of Matt Davis' birthday, here's an ode to Mr. Saltzman.
Well, if any food could make you immortal it'd probably be bacon.
Wouldn't it be nice if life were like the movies?
But that's just the beginning. Double the arrests means double the mugshots!
I wonder how UR-SHER feels about this?
Be your own hero. Jonathan Coulton's twist on the classic fairy tale arc looks adorable in the hands of elementary school artists.
Hey, you're not sushi. You're just a sneaky banana!
His secrecy has led to the cancellation of his Parsons class. Will he ever speak to the public about his scandal?
Muppet Magazine scored an interview with Leonard Nimoy in 1984. This publication deserves far more credit.
The 52-year-old is suspected of keeping Michelle Knight, Gina DeJesus, Amanda Berry and Berry's child locked inside his Cleveland home for years.
Fans of the Ender's Game book should feel slightly reassured (and perhaps even optimistic) about the upcoming movie, if the first trailer is any indication. SPOILER ALERT: do not look at this post if you haven't read the book.
Also known as "deal breakers".
"Biden is known for speaking his mind and speaking the truth, and I think that's what he did here," an activist says.
It's not easy being perfect. Trust me, I know.
The Teens Have Spoken. And they like Vine.
The most surprising thing about this is that it hasn't happened before.
From cats to owls to Alice in Wonderland motifs, these lipsticks are just absolutely delightful.
It's been 20 years since the original "Power Rangers" cast made their television debut. 20 YEARS. Find out what they're all up to today.
David Vitter says Gina McCarthy isn't responding to his questions. But she's answered hundreds he submitted in writing.
Plus a supercut of Leo DiCaprio yelling, the worst things Abercrombie's CEO has ever said, and a Kickstarter for glow-in-the-dark plants.
"How many lesbians fit in a Subaru?"
The man credited with saving three women from their kidnappers reportedly has a troubled past.
Before there was Gaga or Dello Russo or wacky street style period, there was Isabella Blow. And she was wonderful.
Welcome to Hollyweird.
The Miami Marlins are hopeless and their fans are nowhere to be found.
Kim Kardashian might be destined to be interchangeable with a couch for the rest of her life.
Oscar’s wit and wisdom is even better if you imagine it being said by our favorite Miami ladies.
For those of you who didn't know, Lil BUB consults for BuzzFeed. She's become a big part of office life...
They're cute! They really are! But yeah, they're also HORRIFYINGLY GROSS. Cue emotional crisis.
The tabloid-ready trial is finally over.
He probably should have just kissed her...
Presented with their descriptions and no other commentary.
Couples break up, "YOLO" goes out of style, but the literature you love is forever.
These "athletes" are why participation trophies were invented.
The Donald gave out about $180,000 to people who showed up to his tower Wednesday.
If he were the president, he'd be Baberham Lincoln. Chyea!
Game Of Thrones has infiltrated Vine. And it's Finn Jones AKA the Knight of Flowers wearing flowers IRL.
Hard to breach, easy to defend. Everything you need to survive hordes of the undead.
When you feel like hell, this band knows exactly what you want to hear.
Rule of thumb for warm weather: Don't eat anything unless it's frozen and on a stick.
The wonderful ABC Family show isn't renewed or canceled —it's been months of waiting, and it's frustrating.
Because having two moms makes the day twice as special.
Deputy chief of mission for the U.S. in Libya Gregory Hicks testified Wednesday that the anti-Muslim YouTube video initially blamed for the Benghazi attacks was a "non-event" in Libya. Hicks said that it was clear from the beginning that there was an attack on the consulate, not a protest over the video.
The most dangerous crowdfunding game on the Internet.
No offense to Lana but this video is too funny not to post.
And oh my god are they horrible.
What's old is new again. Honestly, I'd go see it.
Gina DeJesus gives the best thumbs-up ever.
The ultimate debate.
As it pertains to the Brooklyn Nets.
These dogs were revolutionaries.
Time to break out the gold nail polish and Scotch tape. Even if the Great Gatsby movie leaves you feeling empty inside, at least your nails will be gilded.
Scandal's so-wrong-it's-right relationship is absurdly appealing. Admit that you can't get enough of the forbidden love between fixer Olivia Pope and hottie president Fitzgerald Grant. Warning: sexy SPOILERS ahead.
They even let him drive the space car!
They're the sonic equivalent of a curtsy!
The movie stars Forrest Whitaker as a butler who served in the White House through eight administrations. How do Robin Williams, John Cusack and James Marsden stack up as POTUS?
"We're trying to get a commercial break. We're getting lopsided Democrats versus Republicans. We'll try to rectify that."
The Law of Distraction has held true for the last 40 years of tech: The more distracting a gadget is, the more successful it will be.
Deputy chief of mission for the U.S. in Libya Gregory Hicks testified Wednesday that he was told not to meet with a congressman sent to investigate the attack on the American consulate in Benghazi. Hicks said a State Department lawyer accompanied the delegation and attempted to be in every single meeting he was involved in.
Their petitions to White House: Take official stance on tofu, extradite a student, liberate Hong Kong — and China. "If we vote, will we be asked to drink 'coffee'?"
We already knew Zachary Quinto was amazing, but it turns out his crotch has magical powers.
In Oahu, Hawaii.
CAN. NOT. WAIT.
The conservative group's immigration expert, Jason Richwine, wrote in 2009 that immigrants have lower IQs than "white native" Americans. Heritage says that's not their view. Another bad news cycle for immigration opponents.
Sometimes the best thing to do is abandon any hope of dignity and just leave.
Turns out her hips don't lie.
He's shaped like a giant pair of testicles, and holy cow is he terrifying.
Amanda Berry, 27, and Gina DeJesus, 23, returned to their childhood houses Wednesday after spending a decade in captivity. Michelle Knight, the third rescued missing woman, remains hospitalized.
In streets across the country, taxis, rideshare companies, and regulators are locked in a fight to the death. To sort out the confusion and controversy, I got behind the wheel.
A rendered front page image asks, "Our New Governor?" How the local papers covered the governor's secret weight-loss surgery.
It turns out village life has its perks.
Gregory Hicks, the deputy chief of mission for the U.S. in Libya and the highest-ranking U.S. official in Libya after the Sept. 11th attack on the consulate, said Special Forces were told they were not authorized to board a flight to Benghazi. Lt. Colonel Gibson, the the lieutenant colonel in Tripoli who commanded the Special Operations team told Hicks he "had bigger balls than somebody in the military," according to transcript of an interview released by congressional investigators.
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These ladies are basically ninjas. Any time the Olympic committee wants to make this official would be totally cool.
Gregory Hicks, the deputy chief of mission for the U.S. in Libya and the highest-ranking U.S. official in Libya after the Sept. 11th attack on the consulate, described loving every day of his 22-year foreign service career until the attacks on the consulate.
No holes barred, no safety pins unpinned etc etc.
The actor discusses his role in the new Star Tek Into Darkness and his feelings on being gay in Hollywood. He also plays the banjo beautifully.
Ranking Member Of House Oversight Committee Calls Benghazi Investigation A Plot To "Smear Public Officials"
Rep. Elijah Cummings accuses committee chairman Darrell Issa of making false accusations against top officials.
In honor of International Clitoris Awareness Week (it is, look it up).
Selena Gomez is so hot right now.
Have a lovely day!
Iman Shumpert tore up his knee a year ago. As this primal tomahawk dunk showed, it clearly isn't bothering him anymore.
Sometimes the success of your hockey team means more to you than the deliciousness of a pizza.
But the seven GIFs that go with this are even better than the video itself.
A special effects wizard who inspired George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Tim Burton, and Peter Jackson, passed away Tuesday at the age of 92. His stop-motion creature creations were the stuff of dreams and nightmares for an entire generation of moviegoers.
Artist Lauren Dicioccio preserves an endangered species one stich at a time.
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa comes out August 7th. We're already "Aha"-ing with excitement.
I mean, if that's what you're into.
The proof is in the pudding.
In a list of 88 best-dressed Met Gala guests, Kim was noticeably cropped out of Kanye's photo.
Look at him attempting to be an adult! Spoilers for last night's New Girl.
British Arrested Development fans rejoice.
Who needs a zone blitz when you have the supernatural?
Very clever. Both James Franco and Ed Norton appear in this as well — and they ALL get gay married!
Don Ennis, a producer at ABC, announced today that she is beginning a new era in her life as a woman.
Or, how to make a healthy and filling dinner with a bunch of the stuff sitting in your fridge.
Have a question? Need help with something in your life? Ask the magic Vine 8-Ball!
If you didn't already like John Krasinski, prepare to fall in love.
Saying farewell to Sir Alex the way we know best.
So, naturally, the first few sentences in a new profile of the rising model discuss her infamous "big sis," Lindsay.
The Who's the Boss actor says he grew up reading comics. And, he's a bit of a purist.
Now with gifs! BuzzFeed's new Community section is finally here! Here's everything you need to know to get started.
Warning: Quite sweary.
That thing you saw on Pinterest looks so easy. And fun! A child could probably do it, you think. And then you begin.
Whoever said "the best things come in small packages" was probably talking about children's furniture design.
Important answers to important questions — asked by you! — as well as the scoop on the season finale of Glee.
Croeso i Gymru!
The man trusted by Scorsese and Hitchcock to illustrate their films is remembered. Here's round up of the best quotes, clips and celebrations.
This sea puppy acts oddly human, rubbing its own face with its tiny hands.
Why nobody watched Howard Kurtz on Howard Kurtz on Reliable Sources.
Labor rights groups plan to launch a new campaign against Gap even though it wasn't producing clothes at the factory that collapsed in Bangladesh last month. A new website called "Gap Deathtraps" launches Wednesday.
Someone invented a jacket made out of Zip-loc bags that holds ALL THE SNACKS. Let's hope this becomes a Kickstarter project so we can finally own one someday.
Stop what you're doing and post the one thing on the Internet that makes you laugh every time.
Victory has a thousand mothers.
The Toronto pitcher was taken off the field on a stretcher.
In a video produced by his office for the annual N.J. Legislative Correspondents dinner, the governor pokes fun at his national prominence, and a possible 2016 bid, with cameos by Alec Baldwin, James Carville, and Jon Bon Jovi. "But you hate getting press coverage in DC!"
Plus 20 of the best songs ever written for movies, a sea otter who knows how to relax, and the continued survival of the Rolling Stones.
Show the world you love your job, and hate your life.
Chuck is the man.