May 16, 2013
Well played, Jarron.
Can you even keep count?
Mike Wilkins, a partner at Kingsford Capital Management, paid for about 100 of his hedge fund buddies to spend an afternoon at AT&T Park. Meanwhile, concession workers at the stadium are without contracts and facing a three-year wage freeze.
President to appear at Ellicott Dredge Enterprises the day after company head testifies in Congress on behalf of controversial oil pipeline. Update: White House refers Keystone questions to State.
Because of scheduling issues, some actors were edited into group scenes in post-production, according to two sources close to the Arrested Development reboot.
It's been one year since we lost the legendary "Godfather of Go-Go," Chuck Brown, but his legacy lives on.
Plus the seamy world of Netflix adultery, 8 awesome illustrations of female pop culture characters as saints, and Jared Leto's new hobby.
Here's what you missed in the celeb twitterverse today.
Cut out the painfully hip and ambivalent salesperson and get the ironic look you crave.
If you didn't know, now you know. Act accordingly.
Despite cries from the left, Obama's grassroots arm says they won't get involved in the pipeline debate. "OFA is not going to change its mission," says an official.
Which of these things are not like the others? Which of these things just do not belong?
We need your help, loyal BuzzFeeders! Add that one picture, GIF, or video that always makes you cringe in the comments. We'll take the best/worst responses and turn it into a definitive list!
You know Megan Fox is hot, but did you know she's also terrifying? In honor of her birthday, here's a celebration of her best (and scariest) role.
I'm not saying other people don't have it worse, I'm just saying being a girl is kind of a hassle.
The legendary George Takei responds in the best way possible to the protesters who gathered during March Prop 8/DOMA hearings outside the Supreme Court. I went there to ask them to express their opinions on a pad of paper; now George is weighing in. Can he be any more amazing?
British designer J. W. Anderson presented his new collection for Versace's diffusion label Versus last night. It was androgynous to say the least, so let's make a game of it.
Come on, now.
The woman is a fashion genius and there's no two ways about it.
Both so wise.
For starters, always leave a note.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
In the wake of the Rana Plaza factory collapse, many retailers are (finally) committing to an agreement to improve conditions for workers in the apparel industry.
Singer throws J.R. Smith under bus.
You only need to go to one concert with these cats to know you'll never take them again. Unfortunately, every concert you go to will have these guys. Just try to avoid them.
The renowned driver was found near his pickup truck.
All dinosaurs are freaking awesome, but some are better than others.
These imaginative posters from the 1960s encouraged kids to (gasp!) explore the library.
NSFW: Some people are really great at having sex with no one.
An unconventional way to hit it out of the park.
Callie and Arizona's relationship is up in the air, just like everyone's emotional well being this season. Jesus, take the wheel.
Who knew they had been performing together for so long? This "lost" clip comes just in time for The Hangover 3.
The president had an umbrella today, but who else has?
America: Land where rich people can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a piece of old cardboard. God bless, America. God. Bless.
Well, at least so far. These people are masters of the art form.
And she hoped one day to have a big weapon room. You are so cool let's hang out.
In light of ABC's upcoming Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, let's look back on the trauma of the Disney classic. You never forget your first bad trip.
They may have the world's highest taxes, but it's totally worth it.
Be careful with your hands while overseas! You might accidentally insult a whole country.
Can we call him Lil' Creezy? Too far? Fine.
Pour one out for the '80s & '90s.
In 1933, Fitzgerald wrote an adorable letter to his daughter, who was away at camp. In it, he provided the secret to happiness.
Republican leaders hope to revive the tea party spirit. "Why aren't you impeaching the president?"
So Ellen Degeneres tried to make him cry on her show today.
New Jersey authorities are currently looking for the YouTube celebrity in connection with the murder of Joseph Galfy Jr.
Which includes Houdini's insane prop list (which kind of makes Beyoncé's rider look like a piece of cake).
A small-claims case over a toilet. It was settled out of court.
Blasphemy? Yes, but also all sorts of amazing.
Cool story, bro!
Today was the final day of the New York City Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand. To celebrate they asked fans to come as Nevernudes.
Crocheted too. It's like getting a hug from the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
As we head into warmer weather, certain businesses and organizations can get pretty particular about what women should be wearing. Here are some of the most famous (and most severe) examples from recent years.
The amiable Scrubs actor's crowdfunding project has resulted in both major fan support and some serious criticism. So, what's the truth?
Of course not, but some of these other athletes might be.
Google showed off lots of new stuff yesterday. But this is the one thing you'll use the most.
As evidenced by this page from the Washington Post.
I don't know if I can handle this.The red-headed royal has returned home, but these glorious images will serve as a testament to his time in the colonies.
"He's like, 'Come over to the house! Let's work out!' And I'm like, 'No.'"
May has been one historical month for marriage equality, but Fox News only had one minute of coverage on the subject. That's like... 20 seconds per state.
If it's not a Halloween race, and you're running in a costume — and you beat me —I HATE YOU.
An adorable 7-year-old Joseph Gordon-Levitt got one his very first roles on this classic ‘80s sitcom.
Kudos to this guy for putting his $1500 glasses on a tiny clumsy human.
Nothing goes down like a perfectly sweet-tart, pretty pink drink.
He also performed a song that might be called "You're So Awesome."
Shonda Rhimes will have you dead three times over anyway, so why not just drink to your death? JK, please drink responsibly — there are tiers, people. Tiers.
An impressive look at the work and detail that went into creating the iconic Autobot leader.
"LEATHER OR LACE?!" the young fashion blogger shrieks as she sets the Alexander Wang boutique on fire, her screams rising above the flames.
They're both just two brave men, trying to save the world. But can you tell who said what?
Jason Mewes — perhaps better known the first half of the dynamic duo Jay and Silent Bob — is back in Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. We caught up with the actor and discovered a disturbingly hilarious secret about him along the way!
Same as the old Batman game.
Before Posh, before PSG, before the cornrows.
Feel the pain, mate.
So close AND so far.
And by "criminals," I mean chicken stealers. The crimes are the best part.
The law also bans high-capacity magazines and gun ownership for people who have been involuntarily committed to a mental health facility.
As Golden Balls bids goodbye to professional football, a look back at his finest moments.
Advice on encountering women, dude hugs, and the mystery of the handshake, from the internet's startup watering hole.
Very creative, Fox.
BRB, I have something in my eye.
So you want to get fit. It's a long, painful road, but these tips will keep you on track.
Democrats have put the tough Senate primary behind them, a new PPP poll finds. Ed Markey's up seven over Gabriel Gomez, according to the poll sponsored by the League of Conservation Voters.
Thank you for your brilliance, Amy Schumer.
UPDATED: From main Big Bads to secondary evildoers, I've ranked all 24 villains from every Trek movie (including Star Trek Into Darkness). Obviously, MAJOR SPOILERS abound.
A mile-wide tornado devastated the area around Granbury, Texas, last night. It's still unclear how much damage the storm has actually done, and the sheriff's department is saying fatality numbers could climb higher.
Are you pampered, talked to and celebrated? Chances are, your human thinks you're a human too.
FromThe Great Gatsby's cast to a gaggle of top models and, um, David Hasselhoff. Quite the eclectic guest list, then.
Written by Offerman himself, The Rainbow Song was dedicated to his wife. And also Nick's hair is really long.
The ceiling of a factory near Phnom Penh collapsed this morning, killing three workers and injuring eleven. The factory was contracted to produce footwear by Japanese athletic brand Asics.
But also kind of offensive? I don't know, you decide.
A slow start to the former congressman's comeback attempt.
Smelled her good and hard, he did.
The note claims that the Boston Marathon bombings were retaliation for crimes against Muslims, according to a former FBI official.
For the first time in his career, Malina is on a big hit show, and he's reveling in it. Here, he talks about Scandal, his friendship with Aaron Sorkin, and why both John Cusack and Jon Favreau hate him.
Spotted in T-A-P Coffee in London.
An eight-part lesson.
After reading this, you'll know more than Jon Snow. Which isn't hard.
An interactive guide to some of the capital's most iconic film scenes. Mouse over the tags to reveal the clips.
The New Orleans Police Department late Wednesday evening arrested Akein Scott in connection with the Mother's Day shooing that left 19 people injured.
A mile-wide tornado as well as a line of smaller tornadoes have damaged homes and injured multiple people in North Texas. UPDATE: Sheriff says six people were dead on the scene and the number could climb higher.
OK so apparently this is not a real shark.
Check it out on youtube.com
The only thing we know for sure is that it's everywhere.
Every day should be Daughters' Day. Because they make the world a better place.
WARNING: You might feel the need to stare at these thing for a while. Produced in association with the BBC's Earth Unplugged.
What sick fuck created this thing?
Check it out on youtube.com
Check it out on youtube.com
"People did not understand what we were trying to do," Brock tells BuzzFeed after a talking points controversy. Media Matters plans to spin "Message Matters" off into a separate organization.