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October 22, 2012

The Final Presidential Debate EMOTIONAL EATING Game @

The only way to deal with presidential politics is to carbo-load.

Chris Matthews Has Entertaining Chat With Boca Raton Voters

Chris Matthews gives lucky 18 year olds the Hardball treatment.

Romney's Tough-Talking 2008 Foreign Policy Views

The candidate seems to have toned down his rhetoric a bit since his first campaign.

Obama Promised In 2008 Debate To Restore America's Standing In The World

A promise from the 2008 foreign policy Romney might use to attack the President tonight.

20 Questions With: Chris Manzo Photo

Most of you may know Chris Manzo from Bravo's 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey'. Some may know of him as an employee of  blk. beverages. I know him as my cousin. The rest of you may not know him at all. None the less, he is a very entertaining…

Taylor Swift’s Analogies, In Order Of Incomprehensibility

23. You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard. 22. The moon like a spotlight on the lake. 21. Today was a fairytale. 20. I need you like a heartb

32 Things You'll Find At A Sheep And Wool Festival

The New York State Sheep and Wool Festival takes place annually in New York's Hudson Valley; it's pretty much the best place to go if you're at all interested in cuddly animals, adorable children, sweaters — or more yarn than you've ever seen in your entire life.

Jeremy Epstein Is (Still) Famous

The 20-year-old "old soul" was the unexpected star of Tuesday's presidential debate — and despite the flood of well wishes, he's never had any trouble with the ladies. His little sister translates the internet: "IM FAMOUS HES FAMOUS WERE ALL FAMOUS."

The Presidential Debate Drinking Game, Foreign Policy Edition

Make a very sober discussion about foreign policy very unsober! Obama and Romney square off in their third and final presidential debate. Let's make sure it's one to not remember! Pourin' policy debate!

Debate Provokes Lynn University's Best Pool Party

"I feel like I'm on MTV Spring Break, you know what I mean?" Still raging.

Little Boy Wants To Be A Princess For Halloween

Boxing kids into gender stereotypes is alive and well in 2012. ABC went undercover with child actors to see how customers react to children who want to buck conventional costumes.

The Dog Parody Of Brad Pitt's Chanel No.5 Ad

I think this handsome pooch is probably a more effective pitchman than a rambling incoherent Brad.

GChats Show Love Doesn't Always Conquer All

Matthew and Erica had always been attracted to each other, and while that wasn't enough to make their relationship work, they found out they could still be loving friends.

Quarterbacks Uber Alles: The Definitive NFL Power Rankings

The NFL is defined by its quarterbacks. And now that we're solidly into the 2012 NFL season, let's see how those football-tossin' fools stack up.

The Monsters Of Classic Hollywood

Part of a series about monsters and other scary things happening here through Halloween. An incomplete survey of actual and arguable monsters, broadly define

Breitbart's Inheritors Battle Over His Legacy

"A happy cult" no more as internal friction stresses the conservative website. "I think he would detest what it's become," says one staffer.

This Is Not A Photograph

It is a pencil drawing. Diego Fazio sure fooled me (and you too I bet).

Romney Warned In 2003 Of "Temptation" To Use National Security To "Take Political Shots"

The former Massachusetts Governor has hammered President Obama for Benghazi, but in 2003 thought partisan politics should be avoided when dealing with nation security. Romney said at the Republican Governors Association "I hope that we will not fall into the temptation to establish political policy or take political shots based on what we find out after the fact.”

22 Cool Examples Of Hair Chalking

Chalk isn't just for sidewalk art anymore. Temporarily coloring hair with the stuff is all the rage in the online hair community.

27 Ways To Make Your Groceries Last As Long As Possible

If you love cooking but are tortured by the cruel, limited shelf life of fresh foods, these tips are for you.

Chevy Chase Drops The N-Word On The Set Of "Community"

That unfortunate story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.

The Goofiest Villains In Horror History And Other Links

Seriously, was that an evil Gingerbread Man?

Lena Dunham, Sia, Tavi, And More Unite For "You Don't Own Me" PSA

A bunch of women celebs to lip sync Lesley Gore's song to encourage women to vote Obama on November 6.

Robert Pattinson Is Currently Brooding In Australia

These gloomy photos are from a Breaking Dawn: Part 2 photo call in Sydney. Why so sad, RPattz?

You Don't Have To Be Naked On Halloween

Ladies, we don't have to freeze our buns off wearing sexy costumes on Halloween. After all, do you want to date someone who's attracted to sexy cats?

The NFL's Saddest Team, In GIFs

Things are bad in Cleveland. They are very, very bad.

The Ultimate 3-Step Social Media Cleanse

Do you use Google? Facebook? Twitter? Then there are three things you need to do right now.

Beyoncé Wears Obama Earrings

She supported the President while on a dinner date in NYC with Jay-Z over the weekend.

Alicia Silverstone Is Promoting Sex Toys Online

Guess she's not so clueless about how to do a great celebrity endorsement. Haha! Right?

23 Scary Photos Of Zombies Lumbering Across The World

A zombie walk is when people put on zombie costumes and do things in an organized fashion. To that end, the zombie apocalypse has hit Mexico, Chile, Serbia, and France.

How To Easily Turn Your Hair Into Cat Ears

If you can't stand the thought of procuring a Halloween costume, just do this. It's maybe the easiest non-costume costume ever.

H&M's New Line Is A Straight-Up Copy Of "Zoolander"

If the menswear from H&M's new collaboration with fashion house Maison Martin Margiela looks ridiculous, maybe that's because Hansel and Zoolander wore it first. "So hot right now."

Naomi Campbell: Twitter's Premiere Self-Help Guru

Everyone on Twitter thinks they have great life advice, a quotable quote, a reason for putting 140 characters or less into the world. Well, Naomi has all those things in SPADES — and she is touching people. One tweet at a time.

Beluga Whale Mimicked Human Speech For 30 Years

Parlor trick or first contact? Scientists believe it was the latter.

12 Wildly Offensive Arabic Cartoons About Obama, Romney, And Israel

The Anti-Defamation League has compiled newspaper cartoons depicting what they describe as "the Arab media's demonization of the 2012 presidential election and the US-Israeli relationship."

Lindsay Lohan Asks A Serious Question On Twitter

WTF is this supposed to mean?

This Is The YouTube Comment The Slow Loris Deserves

Who could say no to a slow loris?

This Cat Wins At Camouflage

Just don't step on him.

Why Moist Is The Worst Word Ever

Can we please stop using it?

The Most Outrageous Romney Spoof So Far

This one goes out to everyone who ever wished that Mitt Romney had Ol' Dirty Bastard's mic control.

Big Gay Ice Cream Truck - Food - Los Angeles

The whole point's to start with the old-school soft-serve basics (so they only have chocolate and vanilla), but then doll them up with specialty cones including the CocoCone w/ curried coconut, the 'nilla-wafer-laced Bea Arthur, and a vanilla one…

How The Romney Campaign Has Helped Planned Parenthood

Election-season challenges to abortion rights (and the organization's future) have led to a surge in donations.

Bizarre Gardening Photos Of Fidel Castro To Prove He's Still Alive

The most menacing yet strangely pitiable photos of an 86-year-old in a garden you'll ever see.

24 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Halloween

Surprise! There's more to this holiday than wearing a slutty costume.

Ke$ha Has A New Boyfriend

It's not a ghost, but it is NSFW.

This E Ink Smartphone Might Actually Be A Great Idea

Sure, it can't show video, or scroll that well. But as a long-lasting alternative to a dumbphone, it sort of makes sense!

Philadelphia Is Bad For Your Appearance

Avoid the city of brotherly love battery throwing at all costs.

Natalie Portman Causes Stir During Texas Longhorns Win On Saturday

While filming a scene for the upcoming, untitled Terrence Malick film, Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender enjoyed Texas' 56-50 win over Baylor.

Robocop Is Riding A Motorcycle In New Set Photos

Jose Padilha's Robocop remake, which was supposed to open next summer, recently got bumped all the way to February 2014, which might be a good thing, because after already taking knocks for the black suit and body armor looking like The Dark Knight,…

Emma Stone Politely Asks For The Paparazzi To Leave Her Humble Abode

All things were said in a British accent and she absolutely said all of these things.*

Is Taylor Armstrong Checking Out Camille Grammer's Goods?

This photo is proof that she did, in my humble opinion. They are perky!

Lady Liberty Is On Cloud Nine Tops The Morning Links

She's floating in clouds of freedom...or water molecules. Plus foods you should never eat and group Halloween costume ideas.

Pussy Riot Sent To "Brutal" Prison Camps

The two remaining jailed women will serve time at the most "brutal camps of all possible options," the band says.

Obama Promised To Be Open About Foreign Policy Decisions

Issues like the aftermath of the Benghazi attack and talks with Iran will be a central topic at the final foreign policy debate in Florida. In 2007, then-Senator Obama promised an open foreign policy and to be transparent about decisions made by his administration.

Dwight Howard Is In A Doppelgänger Twitter War

It didn't take long for Dwight to make friends.

Stephen Colbert To Cameo In "The Hobbit"

I am Middle Earth and so can you. Sometimes it pays to be friends with Peter Jackson.

Heidi Montag Is Back

And showing sideboob. Am I the only one who's absolutely thrilled?

Ewan McGregor Looking Adorable In GQ Italia

Don't you just wish these roses were for you?

Ann Romney: Closet Shopper

Shopping one's closet instead of stores is a celebrated, frugal pasttime of Michelle Obama, Kate Middleton and now, Ann Romney.

The Most Offensive Costume In The World

The pun on "King Kong" wasn't bad enough, so they made sure to recommend the blackface makeup. Nice work, Jokers' Masquerade.

9 Ways To Disguise Food As Other Food For Halloween

By the time they realize the cupcakes are made of meatloaf, it'll be TOO LATE.

5 Weirdest Questions On Scientology's Sea Org Application

Former Village Voice editor-in-chief Tony Ortega has obtained a copy of the application people must fill out who want to be part of the Sea Org, Scientology's strict religious order for which members sign billion-year contracts. "You can't be shot for what you have done, you can only be shot for what you haven't told us."

Here Are Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel's Wedding Rings

Jessica's ring is a pretty massive rock.

Cher's New Single "Woman's World" Leaked

The singer took to Twitter to make sure everyone knows that this isn't the final mix. Thoughts?

Here Is Stefon Spraying Vodka In Paul Rudd's Face

In what might be the best image from Comedy Central's Night Of Too Many Stars.

Gadget Ads Are Written By Twitter, Now

"We are literally pulling conversations that are happening in our category and reflecting them in our ads," says a marketing exec at Samsung, somehow calling into question his his profession, the entire advertising industry, and Samsung's position against its primary competitor, all at the same time.

The Bungalow Lakehouse - Bars - Washington DC

The Bungalow Lakehouse is about to make you as passionate about Sterling, Virginia as Keanu & Sandra were about each other in that movie, The Lake House Speed. With 20,000sqft of prime, waterfront real estate and the former executive chef of…

Thuzio - Bars - Soho - Thrillist New York

Considering that all your Fatheads are terrible conversationalists, you should really hang out with the actual athletes rounded up by Thuzio. The service, co-founded by former New York Giant and current karaoke enthusiast Tiki Barber, will hook you…

Top 10 Mustache Styles - Style

In honor of Movember -- the monthly celebration of manly mustaches, all in the name of a very worthy cause -- Thrillist rounded up 10 ‘stache options for your consideration. Before you join our Movember team and start growing in some awe-inspiring…

Willow Smith Hates Everyone

At least that's what her jacket says. Oh, the joys of teenage angst.

Romney Campaign Toughens Website's Iran Language

The campaign updated the language of the Iran section of their "on the issues" page in early October, expanding what's "unacceptable" and including adding a section hitting the President for "his willingness to talk without preconditions or pressure." The White House recently said they were prepared to meet Iran for one-on-one talks but denied a Times report that they had agreed to sit down with the country after the election.

Watch How McDonald's French Fries Are Made In Canada

Bonus: Potato farmer who is handsome and talks funny.

Socrates Socks - Style

Since the only thing worse than worn-out dress socks is standing in line waiting for a worn-out cashier to ring up a new pair, Socrates Sock Co. is making pairs that'll never need replacing, because they're made from freakin' Kevlar. Inspired by…

BuzzFeed Announces Los Angeles Bureau

Richard Rushfield To Lead Team As Los Angeles Bureau Chief, Kate Aurthur To Serve As Chief Los Angeles Correspondent

How To Pick Up Chicks At The Gym

Sir, you're doing it perfectly.

Mark Sanchez Was Hanged In Effigy Before The Jets-Patriots Game

It isn't clear whether Jets or Patriots fans hung the Sanchez puppet — which had "LOSER" written on its head — outside of Gillette Stadium, but either way, it's pretty disturbing.

Romney Spokesman Denies Campaign Outsourcing

A spokesman dismisses a widespread Twitter rumor that they were employing canvassers in the Philippines.

Allen West Is Too Controversial To Lose

The Florida congressman loves the attention, and welcomes the press. "What is there for me to apologize for?" Has Favorited Four Very Strange Tweets

Just four. They seem to have something in common. Looks like they were researching for this story. Update Forbes has unfavorited the tweets.

Jewel On Redefining Her Marriage After Her Son

The singer-songwriter writes in her exclusive blog for iVillage about what she and husband Ty Murray had to do when they realized a “subtle drift begin to take place” in their marriage after having their 15-month-old son Kase

Katy Perry And John Mayer Dressed Up For Halloween Together

Katy Perry is basically Bella Swan and I think John Mayer is a zombie hunter but it was her birthday, so she can Twilight if she wants to. Then it got kind of weird.

"SNL" Takes On The Brad Pitt Chanel Ads

It stars Taran Killam and has him hawking Taco Bell and dog condoms. Sounds about right.

Obama Campaign Denies Report It Had Conference Call With Jeremiah Wright

The campaign quickly pushed back against claims by former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown they had a conference call featuring the President's controversial former pastor.

Hiro Ramen - Food - Center City West

Not just what Masi Oka cried into after Heroes was canceled, Hiro Ramen's also a blond-wooded Center City noodle bar hidden behind a sign-less storefront on Chestnut, and manned by a Chinese dude who's done time at all of the big noodle shops in…

Selena Gomez Wears No Make-up As She Makes Low Key Visit To The Steven Spielberg Pediatric Research Center

As the darling of Disney, Selena Gomez is always preened into peak condition for her TV appearances.

Nic Cage To Star In Left Behind Reboot For Cloud Ten

Nicolas Cage is in negotiations to topline “Left Behind,” a mainstream reboot of the Christian-themed movie trilogy that will mark the first film from Stoney Lake Entertainment, a new production company led by Paul Lalonde of faith-oriented banner…

Kris Jenner Had A Nip-Slip In Her Wonder Woman Costume

It happened in a photo she uploaded to her own Instagram account. I know she just got new boobs and all, but... no thanks.

The NFL Is All About Gangnam Style Right Now

It's the only way to celebrate.

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