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October 2, 2012

Pigs Eat 70-Year-old Oregon Farmer

COQUILLE, Ore., Oct. 2 (UPI) -- A 70-year-old farmer in Oregon was eaten by 700-pound pigs, but how he died is a mystery, authorities said.

Is This The Video Drudge Is Teasing?

It's from an Obama speech at Hampton University. It has been online since 2007, and was widely circulated in the conservative blogosphere at the time.

Britney Spears' Niece Dresses Up As Her

THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT.

Bad Lip Reading Does Paul Ryan

"This is my band's new single."

Lindsay Lohan Reveals To Katie Couric That She's Been Bullied

Today on Katie Couric's day time show she interviewed Whitney Kropp, the 16-year-old girl nominated for homecoming queen as a joke to raise awareness about bullying. Lindsay must have been watching because she opened up to Katie on twitter about her bullied past.

Stop-Motion Lego Dr. Strangelove

Two sequences from Dr. Strangelove done in Lego. This is really well done. (via bb)

Mitt Romney Deft Debater Vs. Mitt Romney Derpy Debater

Which one will show up tomorrow night for his first round with President Obama?

Introducing Sad Natalie Portman

Why so sad Natalie?

Nail Biters Now Are Officially Diagnosed As OCD

The American Psychiatric Association is now classifying nail biting in the same category as obsessive compulsive disorder. Uh oh.

Dwight Howard Is An Amazing Farter

This may be the only thing that could torpedo the Lakers season.

The Ginger Bread Man

AKA costume of the YEAR.

The 26 Weirdest Photos From NBA Media Day

It was a strange, strange day filled with costumes, green screens, and dancing.

What A Crappy Evening In 1998 Looked Like

Are you ready to be infuriated?

Dead Or Alive 5 Review For PS3, 360 From 1UP.com

For the best Reviews of Dead or Alive 5 for PS3, 360, check out this page on 1UP.com

What Happens When Cats Trip?

They think they're the best thing since sliced bread. And other groovy stuff.

Jennifer Lopez Sat Her Completely Bored Daughter In The Front Row Of A Fashion Show

In Paris. She's four. That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Obama Campaign Misspells "Congressional"

About 1:56 into the Obama campaign's new video they cited the "Congrssional" Budget Office.

23 Moments From Your Childhood That Always Made You Cry

WARNING! They may just make you cry again.

Where Googlers Get Sassy

Where Googlers hate on their own kind — and pay respect to Steve Jobs. An exclusive look at more images from Google's secret mockery machine.

News Anchor's Emotional Response To Viewer Who Called Her Obese

"If you are at home and talking about the fat news lady, guess what? Your children are probably going to go to school and call someone fat."

Interspecies Hookups

What happens when a lion and a jaguar get together? Or a horse and a zebra?

Shhh: Reporters Can't Talk About The Secret, Fun Mitt Romney

Off the record, he's loose as a goose and sort of endearing. "We can't show a side of him that exists," complains a member of his press corps.

"Breaking Dawn" Horrible Final Poster And Other Links

Did they let the producer's teenager photoshopped this together as a prank? Plus, video game villains who were secretly victims and America doesn't know who killed Lincoln.

11 Handmade Vibrator Cozies You Can Own

Made by crafters who really put the "do-it-yourself" back in DIY.

A Chat With Fran Lebowitz

Since the 1970s, writer Fran Lebowitz has been one of New York City's most important social critics. In 2010, HBO aired Public Speaking, a Martin Scorsese-directed documentary in which Lebowitz opines with characteristic trenchancy on everything fro…

Rapper Kicked Out Of Microsoft Store Event After Yelling "F*ck These Computers And Sh*t"

"Suck my dick! Fuck these computers and shit! Let's gang bang these hoes!" Try Windows 8?

Tremors Are Real

Scientists have discovered something called "The Devil Worm" deep beneath the Earth. This sucker is the deepest living animal known to man. It can withstand extreme heat and pressure, and also chew through your dreamcatcher.

What Did Lady Gaga Wear Today? (Elizabeth Hurley Edition)

She wore a dress made famous by Liz Hurley decades ago in Milan today. Fab or drab?

Obama Campaign Removes "Lady Parts" Image

The campaign took down the e-card referencing voters' "lady parts" from its Tumblr after conservative media outlets noticed. The item "did not go through our regular review," says an aide.

Louis Farrakhan's Grandson Was Just Signed By The Milwaukee Bucks

Mustapha Farrakhan, Jr. can both orate (we assume) and dunk all over your face.

Famous "New Yorker" Cover Reimagined Using Apple Maps

Hilarious. Mad magazine wins the week.

The World's Largest Fritos Chili Pie

635 bags of chips, 660 cans of chili and 580 bags of shredded cheese. That's 5,000 servings and a whole lot of America.

Adorable Baby Red Pandas Reveal Themselves For The First Time

The rare red pandas were born in June at the ZSL Whipsnade Zoo just outside of London. The twin little girls decided to show themselves to the world today, and they did NOT disappoint.

Bar Refaeli Seeks Random Dude To Join Her In A Sex Tape

Or girl! But I'll stop you right there — it's a Funny Or Die video for a fake Kickstarter account. (I suppose you can still dream about it, though!)

Tyler Hoechlin Is The Grumpy Cat

Tyler and Tard are doppelgängers.

11 Virtuoso Violin Pieces You Must Hear Before You Die

There's a reason why classical music has stuck around for so long. This takes slightly more practice than dubstep.

14 Easy Ways To Recycle, Repurpose, And Revive Your Old Makeup

Admit it — you hardly ever use up a makeup product anyway. So why not save a buck and turn your eyeshadow into nail polish, and fix that cracked bronzer palette instead of throwing it out or spilling it everywhere?

Benghazi Could Be Debate Focus

On the day before the first presidential debate, Chairman Darrell Issa drops a letter claiming the administration didn't respond to a "pattern of security threats" in Benghazi. Will Lehrer ask? He can, says the Commission.

Allen West's Opponent Accuses Him Of Torture In TV Ad

Democrat Patrick Murphy runs an ad about West's controversial handling of an Iraqi prisoner. A slugfest.

Can A Cookie Contest Predict The Election?

In four of the last five elections, the husband of Family Circle's First Lady cookie contest winner has become president. Will Michelle Obama's latest victory over Ann Romney continue the trend, or did Cindy McCain's 2008 win break the streak?

A Fan Art Guide To "Supernatural"

In honor of Wednesday's premiere of Season 8, we've put together this handy guide to the fandom's ships.

Human Flesh Meat Market Opens In London

It's to promote Resident Evil 6. The meat is edible.

Hockey Player Celebrates Goal, Accidentally Jumps Through Glass

He seems totally okay...well, except for his ego. But otherwise totally okay.

"Republicans Needed" — for $50 And Free Lunch — For Virginia Town Hall

The group Comeback America, which encourages citizen engagement, posted this ad to Craigslist. Just another sign that Northern Virginia is solidly blue, and a challenge for the GOP in the state.

Batman And Spock Playing The Drums

Live long and rock out! Leonard Nimoy and Adam West were some hip cats.

Foo Fighters Announce Indefinite Hiatus

I mean, let's be real, they'll probably get back together, but for now they're on a break.

The Very Best Of The 2012 NBA Media Day

Yesterday marked the first meaningless burp of the 2012-13 NBA season, as players casually took their time arriving to their respective arenas to be prepped for clichés and generic positive statements about their chances this year, as part of the 20…

Slutty Bee Evolution

This lady really needs to get a new Halloween costume.

The Best YouTube Comments EVAR!!

Usually Youtube comments are horrible, but sometimes something magical happens and a comment changes the whole video.

Indiana Jones: The Animated Adventures

Oh how we wish the charming concept art by Patrick Schoenmaker was a real show.

Sam Rockwell And Colin Farrell Attend Movie Premiere In Matching Christopher Walken Shirts

Walken buzz! The best part is when the actual Christopher Walken posed alongside Sam Rockwell.

Joe Biden: The Middle Class "Has Been Buried The Last Four Years"

Speaking in Charlotte, North Carolina the Vice President said the middle class "has been buried the last four years."

The 5 Craziest Things Metta World Peace Said On NBA Media Day

The NBA's craziest player wasted no time reasserting his stranglehold on that title.

First Look! Smorgasbord Of New "Lone Ranger" Stills

Plus the official teaser poster! Never take off the mask.

6 Things You Should Know About Macklemore And Ryan Lewis

The indie rap phenoms behind the viral hit "Thrift Shop" obviously like bargain shopping, but did you know they also love pizza parties?

K-Fed Out Shopping At Whole Foods

What Kevin Federline looks like today. Fab or drab?

Aaron Paul For "Manhattan"

He is the gift that keeps giving.

How Social Inequality Could Screw Up Your Sex Life

A new study reveals that endorsing social hierarchies make people less likely to ask for what they want in bed — and this could impact what kind of protection they use.

Quiz: Which Is Cuter?

Are you good at figuring out what's cute and what's cuter? Take this quiz to test your skillz.

46 Ideas For DIY Jewelry You'll Actually Want To Wear

The world of do-it-yourself jewelry has really stepped up its game. Thanks to all the creative craft bloggers out there, you can learn how to make the kind of jewelry you see in boutiques — and start sporting arm parties in no time.

Big Ear Of Corn: Then & Now

It's like she hasn't aged at all!

Scott Stapp Quasi-Endorses Romney

Though he voted for Obama in '08, this crucial tastemaker says he's embracing Mitt Romney with arms wide open.

"Lilo & Stitch" Deleted Scene Took On Racism

If you lived here, you'd understand. Living your life as a tourist attraction takes its toll.

Sony Continues To Expand Its Strong Digital Sales Push

The simultaneous PSN release of October's biggest games isn't all Sony has up its sleeve.

How Ernest Hemingway Probably Got Free Beer For Life

He wrote a letter from Cuba to Ballantine Beer. Whoa, ease up on the hyperbole there, Papa.

11 Of The Nerdiest Winter Storm Names

The Weather Channel has announced it will name this winter's noteworthy storms. Here, their dorkiest picks. (And yes, we're aware many of these are historical/literary/mythological figures.)

Cartoon Network Turned 20 In The Best Way Possible

Because everyone knows that classic Cartoon Network > classic Nickelodeon.

"Mittformer" Action Figure Mocks Romney Flip-Flopping

"Mittformer, the power to change at super-speeds. / Mittformer, the ability to say whatever he needs."

Who Showed Up To The Obama Fundraiser In Paris Last Night?

A truly random assortment of celebrities, that's who. I like to imagine them all in one room talking about the weather.

Photographs Capture What Birds See Tops The Morning Links

A "bird's eye view" has never been so literal. Plus, monsters you never knew were real and extreme oatmeal.

How To Plan Your Divorce On Pinterest In 17 Steps

It's not just for weddings anymore, you guys!

Fashionable Jumping Spiders

Haven't you heard? Dew-drop hats are all the rage this season!

Watch An Entire Stadium Celebrate A Win In Song

It's chill-inducing, and I don't even like this song.

Obama Gives Adorable Crowd-Surfing Kid High-Five

This new king of the playground is never washing that right hand.

All The James Bonds Cover British GQ

The six most suave British men to have ever lived all get a cover on one of the six GQ James Bond special editions.

Kids In The Hall Fans Confess Their Weird Secrets

The Tumblr Kids In The Hall Confessions collects fans' secret fellings about the best TV show ever. Turns out a lot of people found the guys really hot in drag.

Tim Gunn The Grouch

Or at least I assume that was the look he's going for in this picture he posed for when he was on the set of Sesame Street.

Massachusetts Front Pages: No Clear Winner In Senate Debate

The front pages didn't give the Brown-Warren Senate debate to either candidate as the horserace enters October.

How To Melt Your Brain With A Single Piece Of Paper

IT JUST KEEPS FOLDING. Meet the Hexaflexagon.

Seth Meyers Could Use A Nap

I think having two Saturday Night Live shows in a week might be taking a toll on the host of "Weekend Update."

Godspeed You! Black Emperor's New Album Already Leaked

The Canadian band announced their first record in a decade, and then almost immediately, it turned up online. It's as atmospheric and epic as you'd expect, so that's good.

Christina Aguilera May Have Taken A Little Inspiration From Beyoncé

Aguilera's new song, "Your Body," has gotten a lot of attention as her long overdue comeback single. But wait — haven't we seen a few scenes in the song's music video before? There are no new ideas, after all.

Liam Neeson Strips Down On "Ellen"

The 60-year-old star of Taken 2 helped raise over $20,000 for breast cancer awareness.

Sunnunu: "I'm Not A Big Believer In Zingers"

"...unless they're fact based."

Stephen Colbert Reporting On "Good Morning America" In 1997

I'm sorry, Steve Colbert. ...are we in some kind of bizzarro universe?

Rebel Wilson Sings "Edge Of Glory" On The "Tonight Show"

Watch as Bryan Cranston is invited to join in but clearly doesn't know the words.

Why I Needed To Witness The Greatness Of Prince

I felt compelled to buy a pricey ticket to see Prince in Chicago — even though I struggle to pay my rent.

13 International Landmarks Spectacularly Lit Up In Pink

From New York to New Zealand, buildings light up for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

New Anti-Obama Ad Cites Out-Dated Economic Figure

The president got a symbolic boost from revised jobs numbers. Not official yet, however.

Solange's New Song "Losing You" Is Fantastic

Beyoncé's little sister hung out with the "Society for the Advancement of People of Elegance" in Capetown, South Africa for the video. They are, indeed, quite elegant.

Two Cats In A Frying Pan

A conceptual piece by the the legendary Shironeko and a member of his entourage. And a frying pan.

Sesame Street Parodies Boardwalk Empire, Adorably

Sesame Street, that most cutting purveyor of cultural critique, has released a new parody of HBO's violence-and-sex-soaked gangster series, Boardwalk Empire—but with birds! Birdwalk Empire features all of the gritty drama of the source material, onl…

Interview: The Resident Evil 6 Masterminds On Zombies, Remakes And The Nature Of Horror From 1UP.com

1UP: I'd like to read a quote: "It's not like you can just open fire and have fun here. You have to think a lot. Chris can only carry six items, and Jill eight, just like the old games. You have to think about whether you should bring your ammo or h…

James Bond Skyfall Theme Song By Adele Audio Clip

Word that Adele would be singing the theme song for Skyfall, the latest James Bond movie, hit late last night/this morning, and was of limited importance to me as I’m not a 15-year-old girl or a 30-year-old mopey cat lady, but now there’s an audio c…

The Only "Doctor Who" Recap You'll Ever Need @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Kristin Cavallari Tweets About Filming Guest Spot On The League

While the show's producers are being sued, FX's The League promises to feature plenty of NFL cameos, including Jay Cutler's girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari.

Before Resident Evil, There Was Sweet Home From 1UP.com

f you were to map the genome of the Resident Evil series, the most obvious starting place would be George Romero's seminal horror film Night of the Living Dead. The cinematic masterpiece created the language that nearly all zombie fiction after it …

Suspicious Package Found To Be Board Game

SUNDSVALL, Sweden, Oct. 1 (UPI) -- Swedish police responding to a report of a suspicious package in an airport trash can said they discovered the object was found to be a board game.

8 Religions That Use Psychedelic Sacraments

Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see.

Super-Rich Private Equity Crybabies Vs. Obama

In this week's New Yorker, Chrystia Freeland writes about how the ultra-rich have taken a dislike to President Obama and his anti-business policy and rhetoric, even though the President "has served the rich quite well". This article is infuriating, …

Lena Dunham Is Utterly Adorable For ASOS

High marks, all around! But we must ask, fab or drab?

Romney Mocks Debate Punditry

"In my view, it's not so much about winning and losing," he says. But he'd still like to win.

Brown And Warren Tear Through The Oppo Book

In their second debate, the Senate candidates attack each other on all of the non-policy issues. David Gregory fanned the flames.

Christina Aguilera Billboard Interview: I'm A "Fat Girl, Get Over It"

Christina Aguilera is no longer letting record executives decide what she looks like. The pop star, who has recently been flaunting a curvier figure, first faced backlash for gaining weight when she was 21 years old. At the time, she was told that h…

Anne Hathaway Marries Adam Shulman In Big Sur

It's already been quite a year for Anne Hathaway, but the star of Dark Knight Rises and the upcoming Hugh Jackman film Les Misérables has more than box office numbers to be happy about. The 29-year-old actress married her beau of nearly four years, …

'Dexter' Postmortem: Who's Dexter's Biggest Threat? Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter Sound Off (Video)

[Warning: This story contains spoilers from the seventh season premiere of Dexter.] "Are You …?" "Yes." After muttering those words, Dexter's Debra Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter) learned the full truth about her foster brother: that Dexter Morgan (M…

Anne Hathaway Marries Adam Shulman In Picturesque Big Sur Ceremony

It comes following news that the Dark Knight Rises star had hired Natalie Portman’s wedding planner to help her hash out her perfect nuptials.

Seth MacFarlane Breaks The Exciting Oscars News To His Dad [VIDEO]

Seth MacFarlane's dad is not that impressed.

Looper A Hit, Hotel Transylvania Breaks Records, Box Office Up

There was a feeling that Sandler’s brand was weakened following the underwhelming performance of Jack and Jill ($74.2 million) and the disastrous run of That’s My Boy ($36.9 million), but that appears to have been overblown. The product, not Sandler…

Debate Prep Day One: Keep It Simple, Stupid

Obama’s basically too smart for us, so goes the campaign’s pre-debate spin. Carney: POTUS tendency to explain a “liability.” Psaki: he's “shortening” answers.

Brilliant Craigslist Ad From A College Kid

The student wants you to pay for the privilege of naming her Wal-Mart fish (pictured, watching fish porn).

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