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October 12, 2012

Conan Speaks At The Dublin University Philosophical Society @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Trailer: Donkey Love, A Documentary About Colombian Donkey Sex

At first I thought this trailer for Donkey Love, which is about Colombians having sex with donkeys, might be fake – you know, something the Venezuelans or Mexicans made to make fun of Colombians, the way Australians and New Zealanders are always acc…

Kentucky Horse Bettors Give Obama The Edge

"The odds favor Obama, but just very slightly. I'm voting for Romney," says Miller. The view from the track.

Easy Halloween Treats For Kids

Make snack time frightfully fun for your kids with these spooky sweet treats and healthy Halloween nibbles.

Why Did This Store Make Conan Furious? @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Stinky Poo Dumped On Ohio Political Campaign Headquarters // Current TV

"A pile of political pranking was dumped on an Ohio Democratic headquarters early Tuesday morning. Volunteers at the Warren County Democratic headquarters,

The 26 Best Amazon Reviews Of All Time

"As a unicorn myself, I am quite satisfied with the authenticity of this particular item."

Can You Find The Meerkat?

I don't know the back-story behind these dog and meerkat besties, and I think I'm okay with that. Just 22 seconds of weird, wonderful interspecies cuddling bliss.

The Most Horribly Awesome Horror Movies On Netflix

It's October, which means it's time for horror movies. These are the weirdest, most horrifying ones we could find on Netflix.

Unmasking The Ultimate Troll

A great companion piece to our story on the Reddit co-founder's political ambitions. The site can be a dark, dark place.

Courtney Stodden Forced To Sleep Alone While Filming Her Reality Show Due To Child Labor Laws

Your parents can sign papers that marry you to a washed-up actor, but California child labor laws still have your back, Courtney Stodden! That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.

The Best Of "The Claire Danes Cry Face Project"

This tumblr has a simple mission: "When Claire Danes cries on film, we document it."

An Illustrated Guide To Conquering Social Anxiety

How to deal when you show up to a party and don't know anyone.

A Guide To Conquering Social Anxiety At Parties

How to deal when you show up to a party and don't know anyone. For the full details, click here.

Katie Holmes Casually Ran Into Ethan Hawke On The Street

So cool how celebs have magnetic fields that just pull them towards each other.

Like No One Ever Was: What Makes Pokemon A Great Competitive RPG From 1UP.com

Is Pokemon really as deep as everyone says it is? We break it down.

Clinton Breaks Silence On Benghazi

Clinton gave her first major remarks on Libya since Oct. 3 this morning. House Republicans still not satisfied.

Joe Biden Says Planned Parenthood Can't Perform Abortions Under Law

The Vice President said Planned Parenthood under law couldn't perform abortions while campaigning in Wisconsin. A spokesperson says he was referring to federal funding, which the ban only applies to.

Stunning Photos Of Abandoned Homes And Other Links

Taking portraits of Mid-Century Modern Homes that have been left to deteriorate was a project started by Swedish photographer Mikael Olsson. Plus, FYI you've been pooping wrong.

Diane Von Furstenberg Distances From Ann Romney Association

The designer once told a group of people in her store at an event: "Everyone here better be a Democrat; no Republicans!"

Snoop Dogg Wrote A Song About Hot Pockets

It's called "Pocket Like It's Hot." You're welcome.

Behold The World's Worst John Lennon Statue

Colombian drug lord Carlos Lehder commissioned this statue of a nude Lennon wearing a Nazi helmet and carrying a guitar. Oh, and there's a huge hole in his chest, just to make it extra tasteless.

The 45 Best Pictures Of Scared Bros At A Haunted House Of 2012

These hidden camera shots from Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA are amazing. It's the return of the Scare-Bros!

Liam Neeson Admits He Has A Huge Dong

This happened the other day on Watch What Happens Live. He said, "I'm told Willam Dafoe and myself are kind of [similar]."

How The Giant Eyeball Made It To A Florida Beach

The discovery of a giant eyeball in Pompano Beach, Florida, has raised questions about its origins. We have the (fictional) answers.

44 Reasons Hugh Jackman's 44th Birthday Party Could Be Amazing

Mr. Jackman turns 44 today, and he has all the resources to throw an incredible shin-dig.

Kentucky Coach John Calipari Has A Stranglehold On College Basketball

Calipari just landed one of the best recruiting classes of all time, and he's not done yet.

World's Fastest Baby Stroller

When gizmo-maker Colin Furze became a dad, he decided to add a little speed to a baby stroller. He's trying to break the top speed record (because of course there's one of those) by hitting 50mph.

The Internets Most Popular Uppercut Has Arrived

If you’re a teenage girl, and there’s a video of a grown man shuffling over to you like Fred Sanford then landing an uppercut after the most dramatic windup outside of a Bugs Bunny cartoon, and the reaction to it is almost universal applause, I th…

The Rosemary Plum Refresher

Sounds weird, tastes great. Do it before plums go out of season.

Kobe Bryant Caused A Multi-Player Feud Before The Season Even Started

This bodes well for the Lakers' team chemistry! Not like they need to please four different All-Stars or anything!

Meet Casey And Brutus: The Man/Bear Bromance

Naturalist Casey Anderson adopted a grizzly bear named Brutus and brought him home. Now, the two are best friends, and Brutus has become part of the family.

Twitter Trolls Hijack Lindsay Lohan's Energy Drink Party

An energy drink company hyped up its celebrity attended launch party by promoting a hashtag for the event. A handful of hooligans swarmed the hashtag, livetweeting a fake version of the worst (and funniest) party ever.

The Yankees Just Benched Their $29 Million Man

Alex Rodriguez might be a future Hall of Famer and 14-time All Star, but he won't be in the starting lineup for tonight's deciding Yankees-Orioles Game 5.

58 Vintage Ads For Alt-Rock Classics

Did you have any of these pinned to your bedroom wall?

Photographer Terry Richardson Posted New Outtake Photos Of Kate Upton

Richardson, who is beloved by celebrities for being an artistic perv, decided to clear out the ol’ memory card on his camera and posted some new outtake photos from his last shoot with With Leather’s 2011 Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year and model K…

How To Tell People They Can't Borrow Your Phone

Seriously, has this ever happened to you?

Pokémon Anatomy

Anyone else want to see a complete series of these?

Nobody Quite Knows Why They Were at the Vice Presidential Debate

The press isn't really sure why it's here. Something to do with the atmosphere.

Yankees Tickets Are Getting REALLY Expensive

I think I'd rather use the money to buy a small house.

Why Amy Poehler's Kids Are Still Cooler Than You

It must be pretty cool to have Amy Poehler as your mom.

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Got Twin Tattoos

They are fraternal twin tattoos though, because they are similar in that they are both in a difficult to read font and on their left arms, but different because they say different things.

First Look: R.L. Stine's "Grampires" With Christopher Lloyd

Good news for fans of both grandparents and vampires: the latest installment of R. L. Stine's The Haunting Hour: The Series returns tomorrow night with Grampires, starring Christopher Lloyd!

Watch Pixar's Digital Short "Partysaurus Rex"

With its latest look into the world of Toy Story, Pixar shows us what happens when Rex wants to up his cool factor.

Patent Trolling: It's As Bad As You Think

A new study provides the data to what many knew anecdotally: The rise of patent trolls has gotten out of control. And they're killing innovation.

The Best/Worst Sports Movie Cameo Of All Time

Let's just say Sammy Sosa knocks it out of the park. And by "knocks it out of the park," I mean that a park bench could give a better performance.

Joba Chamberlain Got Nailed By A Broken Bat And Had To Leave The Game

Getting hit by a ball hurts. How about getting hit by a shard of a broken bat? Let's ask Joba Chamberlain.

Jay Carney: Biden Was Speaking About Himself, The President, And The White House, Not The Administration

The White House press secretary said the Vice President didn't contradict the State Department last night because he was not speaking about the Administration as a whole.

Cat And Guinea Pig BFFs

We take a very short break from our continuing hedgehog coverage to bring you this cat and guinea pig who are best friends. They are called Skitty and Bagel, and they love each other very much. (via lovemeow.com)

30 Easy And Cuddly DIY Ideas For Recycling Old Sweaters

Instead of throwing them out or throwing them to the moths, use them for things like home accessories and slippers.

A Leading Frat-Culture Writer Talks Hazing, Rape, And Demeaning Women

One of the frat dudes from Total Frat Move sits down for an interview.

Biden Vs. Ryan, But Without Any Sound!

Liveblogging the 2012 debate between VPJoe Biden and candidate Paul Ryan.

Kourtney Kardashian's Butt Exposed By The Wind

Here are photos of Kourtney dancing on a terrace when the sly old wind decided to lift up her skirt to get a looksie. We've all seen her pull a baby out of herself on national TV so this is hardly scandalous, but, commence butt pics!

Laughing Joe Goes All The Way Back To 1904

"The Laughing Philosopher."

9 Things You Need To Know About Moderator Martha Raddatz

The story behind the Chamillionaire ringtone, and more.

Swing State Front Pages: No Clear Winner In The VP Debate

Swing state papers emphasized the aggressive tone, but declined to come to a consensus on a clear winner in the vice presidential debate.

Why Is This Man Running For President Of The Internet?

Alexis Ohanian started Reddit, the self-proclaimed "front page of the internet." Then he helped kill SOPA, the bill that threatened to destroy it. Now he's running for President. Of the whole thing.

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Voting For Mitt Romney

First Stacey Dash, and now Lindsay Lohan. WHO'S NEXT?

CNN's O'Brien To Erick Erickson: "I Think You've Lost Your Mind"

Soledad O'Brien goes after Redstate blogger Erick Erickson's opinion that debate moderator Martha Raddatz did an 'atrocious' job moderating the vice presidential debate in Kentucky. Erickson: "I think you're a journalists and journalists are going to give her cover. I thought she was horrible."

5'0'' 76-Year-Old Is Dubbed The "Basketball Grandma" In China And Other Links

The unlikely basketball star has gained attention on the court because of her 'solid form' but maybe also because she is a tiny old woman. Plus there is a planet made of diamonds somewhere out there and I want to be best friends with it.

Giant Mysterious Eyeball Washes Up On A Beach In Florida

An unidentified eyeball washed up on Pompano Beach in South Florida this week. OF COURSE it happened in Florida.

Paul Ryan Still Wears Everything Huge

Is it because his hobby is "getting huge" via P90X?

Adam Scott And Jon Hamm Star In The "Greatest Event In Television History"

Finally, the answers to why Jon Hamm had a mustache and why he and Adam Scott were wearing those lime green onesies. Do not click if you don't want to see the Greatest Event In Television History!!

Lance Armstrong's Anti-Doping Commercial

From 2001. For Nike. Just Do It.

6 Outfits Ann Romney Definitely Needs For Her Wardrobe Immediately

Enough with the red shirt dresses. If Ann really wants to elevate her election style, she really needs to dip into lamé.

LiLo Hits The Red Carpet Following Family Drama

The actress was all smiles last night at the launch of Mr. Pink's ginseng energy drink in LA following a very public battle with her parents.

Lana Del Rey Plays An Indian Chief Prostitute Biker Chick Torch Singer

Or something like that? The 10-minute video for her new song "Ride" looks amazing but makes no sense.

Interview: Chris Avellone On Project Eternity From 1UP.com

Of course, it didn't hurt to have designers from many of those classic games on Obsidian's staff. Alongside Tim Cain (Fallout, Arcanum), Josh Sawyer (Icewind Dale 1+2) and many others whose resumes read like Best CRPG Of All Time candidate lists, Ch…

The Whole Vice Presidential Debate In 164 Seconds

Pretend you saw the whole 90 minutes by watching this.

Cop Breaks Up Battle Between Two Members Of Congress

Rep. Brad Sherman lays hands on Rep. Howard Berman in the bitter Los Angeles race. They're both Democrats!

Why Did Mitt Romney Pick Paul Ryan, Again?

Medium-sized ideas, and not too much detail, on display in Kentucky.

Joe Biden And Paul Ryan On Abortion In 159 Seconds

A central focus of Thursday's debate.

On Twitter, Team Romney Casts The Entire Debate As A Biden Gaffe

Romney aides fought to define Biden — and the smile that dominated the debate stage — as condescending and totally insane. "Bordering on unhinged."

Martha Raddatz Wins The Debate

Raddatz not only upstaged last week's lackluster performance by Jim Lehrer, she was the debate's star.

Romney And Obama Watch The Vice Presidential Debates

Both candidates took time to watch their running mates debate tonight.

Onion Joe Biden Is On Vacation

"My father was my father," says Beau.

House Democrats Restart Effort To Tie Vulnerable Republicans To Ryan Budget Plan

No longer the 'Ryan Budget," Democrats start tying controversial entitlement cuts directly to down-ballot Republicans.

Time Releases Paul Ryan Beefcake Photos Before Veep Debate

Paul Ryan is fit, but how fit is he to be our next VP?

Shailene Woodley To Play Mary Jane In Amazing Spider-Man Sequel

Woodley has been offered the role of Mary Jane Watson, the perennial red-headed love interest of Pater Parker in the Spider-Man comics. The role was previously played by Kirsten Dunst in the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man trilogy.

Team Obama “Psyched” As Biden Performance Energizes Campaign

“Absolutely psyched,” says Jim Messina, the night gives “energy” to the campaign. “Arrogant Cheshire Cat with a big smile,” fires back Ryan ally Senator Rand Paul.

Which Debate Moderator Got More Words In?

Widely slammed Jim Lehrer, or well-liked Martha Raddatz?

Laughing Joe Biden Can't Stop Laughing

Maybe Paul Ryan was just really funny.

The Vice Presidential Debate (As Told By GIFs)

Joe Biden might have the most GIF-able smile in politics.

Chris Matthews Gives The Debate To Biden

MSNBC host avoids a freakout.

Chris Wallace: Biden "Disrespectful" To Paul Ryan During VP Debate

"I don't believe I have ever seen a debate in which one participant was as openly disrespectful as the other as Biden was."

The Many Gesticulations Of Joe Biden

Joe Biden appeared to be doing interpretive kabuki pantomime while sitting next to Paul Ryan.

What Do Joe Biden's Debate Notes Say?

"No apology." And more scribbles caught on camera.

Biden Dominates Debate

It's forceful Joe Biden versus gesticulating Joe Biden as Ryan moderates. "Oh, now you're Jack Kennedy?"

21 People Who Want To Vote For Martha Raddatz

The Vice Presidential Debate's moderator is so popular that people are asking why we can't just vote for her in November. "I plan to write in Martha Raddatz for vice president."

The Best Line Of The Vice Presidential Debate

When talking about foreign policy, Joe Biden almost said "shit" on live TV.

Pokemon If They Were Drawn By Tim Burton Photo

These are so cute! All of these were made by an artist named Hat Boy. He deicded to take Pokemon and reimagined them as if Tim Burton created them! Which one is your favorite Pokemon?!

'Clueless' Star Stacey Dash Attacked On Twitter For Supporting Mitt Romney

In a town that usually leans to the left, Clueless actress Stacey Dash is proud to go right. Dash has been playing defense on Twitter since Sunday, when she tweeted a message endorsing Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. "Vote for Rom…

Report: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson "Officially" Back Together

Looks like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson won't need separate hotel rooms while they're promoting Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The Twilight stars are officially an on-again couple, according to People magazine. Multiple sources reportedly confi…

Video: Soccer Player Lukasz Piszczek Slides Groin First Into Goal Post

In the spiritual successor to a soccer ball ricocheting into a goalie’s crotch, Borussia Dortmund’s defender Lukasz Piszczek slides to stop a goal and slides testes-first into the goal post.

Cereal Recall: Some Mini-Wheats Recalled

WASHINGTON, Oct. 10 (UPI) -- The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said Kellogg Co. is voluntarily recalling millions of boxes of its Mini-Wheats cereal for possible metal fragments.

Jurassic Park 4 Almost Had Humanoid Dinosaurs Shooting Guns

The Jurassic Park franchise had pretty much run its course by 2001′s Jurassic Park III, and since Hollywood is incapable of letting a franchise die, it was in serious need of a reinvention if there was going to be a fourth movie, which of course the…

This Man Wants To Debate Paul Ryan More Than Joe Biden Does

Rob Zerban, Paul Ryan's congressional challenger, is down in Danville to counter-program his debate.

37 Things You May Not Know About Saturday Night Live

The sketch comedy and variety showed debuted this week in 1975. Thirty-seven years later we're still watching, even if you bitch it's not "funny" anymore.

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