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October 23, 2012

Iranian Leaders, Nukes Feature In Jersey Mailer

The Republican Jewish Coalition is all in for Rabbi Shmuley Boteach's unlikely bid for Congress.

Empires Of The Deep Trailer: The $100 Million Chinese Avatar

Two years ago it was announced that Bond girl Olga Kurylenko would star, along with no one else you’ve heard of, in a $100 million-budgeted, 3D Chinese ripoff of Avatar (the largest Chinese 3D production ever), called Empires of the Deep, whose…

6 Things We Learned From Facebook's Earnings Report

Mobile makes money, Zynga isn't a very good friend and Sam's Chowder House loves Facebook.

The 11 Types Of Sports Fans On The Internet

They're loud. They're opinionated. They'll type at you in all caps.

Woman Made Up Story About Being Attacked And Burned Alive, Police Say

A Louisiana woman is accused of fabricating a KKK-affiliated attack.

Who Had The Facts On Foreign Policy?

We fact checked the candidates on foreign policy and the final debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney gave us plenty to look into.

Bravely Default Preview For Nintendo 3DS From 1UP.com

For the best Previews of Bravely Default for Nintendo 3DS, check out this page on 1UP.com

's Walking Dead Roundtable: Spoilers, Reactions, And Wild Theories From 1UP.com

We discuss the tough choices and dangling plot threads of Telltale's Zombie adventure.

Donald Trump To Reveal ¿divorce Papers Of Michelle And Barack Obama¿, Claims Respected Financial Pundit

Douglas Kass, a Florida-based investor who appears on CNBC’s talkshow ‘Squawkbox’ where Trump is often a commentator, tweeted to his 48,000 followers: 'High above the Alps my Gnome has heard that Donald Trump will announce that he has unearthed…

How To Stop Your Neighbors From Having Loud Sex

Or, alternately, how to get the living crap beat out of yourself. One NSFW word ahead.

"Misleading" Natalie Portman Mascara Ad Banned Because Of Retouching

But, hello! All mascara ads are retouched to oblivion.

Sooty Owl Chicks Are Way Too Fluffy-Tiny To Actually Exist

The Taronga Zoo in Australia claims to have a pair of sooty owl chicks named Phoenix and Dragon. Are we really supposed to believe that?

What Male And Female Scientists Say About Women In Science

"Physics is more difficult for girls," says a male grad student.

32 Of Your Childhood Crushes Then And Now

So, do you still have the hots for them?

Here Is Anderson Cooper Covered In Blue Goop

It's for his Halloween episode, so i'm guessing he's going as a blue man from blue man group. But that's just a guess.

Vincent Kartheiser Has A Bit Of A Potty Mouth

I feel like this is what Pete Campbell would be like if Mad Men existed in today's universe instead.

Honey Boo Boo Fakes Sleep During Interview With Dr. Drew

Never change, Honey Boo Boo. That and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Denny's To Launch 'Hobbit'-Inspired Menu

Because who doesn't want a heaping skillet of "Shire Sausage"?

Wheelchair Bound Body Builders And Other Links

Living proof to never let anyone tell you you can't achieve your dreams.

iPad Mini PSA: You're Already Holding It Wrong

Apple says one of the best things about the iPad Mini is that you can hold it in one hand. Cool. But why is everyone holding it like a mechanical claw? It looks painful. Learn from the past, people!

Battleship: "We Are Glad The President Has Played The Game"

In Monday's foreign policy debate, President Obama quipped to Romney that the Navy was not a simple "game of Battleship." Hasbro is happy to be mentioned regardless of context.

College Football Player Busted For Plagiarizing 11-Year-Olds

Student athletes are the best and brightest.

A Rogue Extra Player Was Just Discovered In A Twenty-Year-Old NBA Game

The Rockets and Supersonics were at the crucial juncture of a playoff Game 7. Then something truly strange happened.

It's Time To Retire The Term "Women's Issues"

Everything is a women's issue, and nothing is.

The Only Apple Event Post You Need To Read Today

Apple just announced a pile of new gadgets on stage in San Jose. Here's everything you need to know.

The Worst Video Game Science, Pt. 1: Physics From 1UP.com

Think games are a little too unrealistic? You have no idea.

Obama Contradicts Clinton At The Debate In Calling China An "Adversary"

The President said China was an "adversary" during the foreign policy debate in Boca Raton, but contradicted his own Secretary of State who said China was not in a 2009 speech.

iPad 3 Customers Screwed By Apple

Apple just announced a 4th generation iPad, just 6 months after releasing the iPad 3. It's better in nearly every way. Not everyone is thrilled.

21 Things You Can Eat Out Of A Pumpkin

Bowls are boring. Now you don't have to eat out of one until spring.

Scott Brown's Message To A Five-Year-Old

Brown was endorsed by five-year-old Olivia, and responded by recording a thank-you video flanked by stuffed animals — a nice break from a toxic Senate campaign. "I'm asking you and all of your friends and parents and everybody you know to get out and vote on November 6th."

Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Are Best Friends

And Chris Martin is their sad third wheel.

Strip Clubs Have No Artistic Value, Court Rules In Awkwardly Hilarious Decision

A New York strip club was denied a "dramatic or musical arts performances" tax exemption in a ruling Tuesday. But the court was split 4-3, making for some awesome responses from the judges.

Welcome To Joplin MO Photo - Buzznet

For the past week I have been in Joplin, MO & I must say, I luvvvv it here. Everyone is so friendly & it is definitely relaxing. While I've been here I got to go to the Silver Dollar City in Banson, a Halloween party in Springfield & much more!…

Bachelor's Roost - Travel - Los Angeles

What's the only place in the world you can hang out with sexy snow bunnies, world-famous film directors, and Mitt Romney's relatives? That's right: Park City, Utah. And if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it while staying at Bachelor's…

Do You Have What It Takes For A Badass Job in the CIA?

Does "Homeland" have you thinking about a career change? Well, at the Central Intelligence Agency even the librarian jobs sound cool.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Is Going To Be A Sitcom

Sadly, it's not going to be about a mulatto, an albino and a mosquito sharing an apartment in Seattle.

Tila Tequila's Rant Aganist The Illuminati

With added GIFs to make it a bit easier to digest. The following is verbatim from her website.

The Best Marching Band In The World Does Dancing Aliens And A DeLorean

The Ohio State University Marching Band once again proves why they're called “The Best Damn Band In The Land."

9 Haunting Then-And-Now Photos Of World War II Europe

Dutch historian Jo Teuwisse creates these images by combining digitized photo negatives from the war with painstakingly framed photos of the same locations as they are today.

Gillibrand Raises Money For Female Candidates — And Builds A Power Base

More than $1 million this cycle. Refighting old battles over women's rights "is not only frustrating, it's demeaning," she says.

In Defense Of The Douchebag. Yes, Defense.

It's the insult of our time. And there's a reason for that.

Quiz: What Sexy Halloween Costume Should You Be This Year?

With so many choices, how do you decide? Take this quiz to find out what suits your personality best.

What Would Classic Literary Characters Leave As Their Away Messages?

BRB Books imagines what would happen if your favorite literary characters were 13-year-olds on the internet.

Kristen Davis And Sarah Jessica Parker Went Out Dancing Together

So this means they're basically living Sex And The City in real life, right?

Meet The Most Incredible 8-Year-Old Football Player In The World

You'll be drafting this kid to your fantasy team in a few years.

Fashion At The 2012 Angel Ball

KimYe was there, which is kind of all you need to know.

Fernwood Resort's Adventure Tent

For just $100 a night, these off-the-ground Big Sur pitchables each come with a queen-sized bed, indoor wood-burning fireplace, and daily changed linens and towels (!). Plus, booking one'll get you access to Resort events like live music Saturdays,…

Brian Wilson Plays A Song On His Teammate's Heads

There should never have been any doubt that the Giants would get to the World Series with this kind of magical music happening in their dugout.

Bat For Lashes's New Record Is Emotionally Devastating

British songwriter Natasha Khan explores compassion, self-sacrifice and desire on her excellent third album, "The Haunted Man."

Reviewing The "Vintage" Lisa Frank Stickers Being Sold At Urban Outfitters

One person's account of rediscovering the Lisa Frank stickers of her youth as a grown-ass person.

Come Watch The iPad Mini Event With Us!

It's a semi-liveblog! Apple is streaming the event, and we're here to talk about it with a panel of our favorite tech/non-tech luminaries.

Twisting, Impossible Buzzer-Beating Threes Mean The NBA Is Back

John Lucas III, playing for the Toronto Raptors, did something decidedly un-John Lucas III by hitting this crazy three at the end of the first quarter last night.

Hotel Cape Charles - Travel - Washington DC

With harbor and bay views from private glass balconies, its 16 pet-friendly rooms sport custom-crafted bamboo beds with mattresses handmade in Norfolk, rain showerheads, and access to an artfully minimalist third-story veranda & two kitchenette wet…

Vegas Police Identify Chips Heist Suspect As Akingide Cole Of Calif.

LAS VEGAS, Oct. 23 (UPI) -- Las Vegas police said they were looking for a California man suspected of stealing $1.6 million in chips this month from the Venetian Casino.

People Who Really Want Justin Bieber To Vote

Um, guys, if you're fans enough to tweet at Justin, you probably know HE'S CANADIAN. But hey, at least they're interested.

Help Mitt Romney Restore America To The 18th Century

Romney's got a new campaign ad that's trying a little too hard to embrace the horses and bayonets meme from last night's debate.

Cee-Lo Sings With The Muppets

On "All I Need Is Love," a track from Cee-Lo's upcoming Christmas album. The song uses a classic Muppet Show number as its hook and features plenty of awesome guest vocals.

The 18 Most Amazing Hats At Luxembourg's Royal Wedding

The main reason to get excited about European royal weddings: HATS!

The Sprouse Twins Today

Woah AGE, stop blowing my mind!

Yvette Nicole Brown Starred In A '90s Music Video

The Community actress appeared in the group East Coast Family's video for "1-4-All-4-1" singing, dancing, and all around looking pretty fly.

How To Make Delicious Caramel-Apple Jello Shots

Just like the sticky treats of your youth, but with a hint of frat house. (Also: They're not sticky!)

Rihanna Loves To Wake 'N' Bake

The singer tweeted a photo of herself enjoying "breakfast in bed." Nom, nom, nom.

20 People Bored Out Of Their Minds By The Debate

Even Donald Trump managed to be funny about how dull it was.

Coloring For Grown-Ups - Entertainment

You may get a few disapproving looks when you show up to the local middle school book fair in search of some sweet Ferrari posters and Choose Your Own Adventure books, but what do diabetic children know? They probably don't even have that poster of…

2012 Fall Travel Guide

Make like a tree and get the heck outta here!

Final Fantasy's Hiroyuki Ito And The Science Of Battle From 1UP.com

hen people think back to the early days of the Final Fantasy series, they tend to dredge up names like Hironobu Sakaguchi (the director), Yoshitaka Amano (the artist), Nobuo Uematsu (the composer), and even Akitoshi Kawazu. But one of the most…

Should Men Be Allowed To Moderate Debates?

Two moderators provoked lively, interesting debates this cycle. Two did not.

Everything You Need to Know About the Biggest Threat to World Peace

Iran wants nukes. Even Obama & Romney agree that's bad news.

21 Reasons It's Time To Retire Technology's Favorite Phrase

The evolution will not be revolutionized.

How Sublime Got Me Through A Nightmarish High School Experience

I was bullied and harassed in my small town until their music helped win me a small measure of social acceptance.

noPhoto - Cars

Somehow not illegal... yet, noPhoto's innovative license plate frame prevents traffic cameras from capturing your car's digits by temporarily blinding them with flashes of light, allowing you to speed through red lights with little risk of receiving…

Upstate New York Brewery Tour - Bars

Sure, Brooklyn Brewery is fun and smack in Williamsburg, and Six Point is probably fun but in Red Hook so nobody would ever be able to prove it. But upstate NY also offers a wealth of breweries ranging from micro to macro, many of which you can hit…

The Internet Responds To The Final Presidential Debate

Horses and bayonets! Plus a little bit of Battleship thrown in.

Mitt Romney Runs on Peace

Another debate, another move to the middle — this time on foreign policy. "We can't kill our way out of this mess."

Mysticism Vs. Science In Metroid From 1UP.com

That isn't necessarily to say that we think that the developers have actually designed the games to go beyond what we know as sci-fi. But if the next Metroid title were to incorporate such elements into it, would they really have come out of left…

27 Wonder Woman Nip Slips/Sideboobs [SLIDESHOW]

"[T]his is really what happens when a 27-year-old guy is behind a desk and he has to take instruction from a larger conglomerate with concerns that aren’t really his own.” —Once again, blogging is over.

President Obama Shakes Hands With Mitt Romney's Grandson

A moment of sweetness and comity following a rancorous debate. Miles Romney is a perfect little gentleman.

The 17 Happiest Photos Of The Giants Winning The Pennant

It's hard not to be romantic about baseball.

23 Best Twitter Reactions To The Final Presidential Debate

The best quips, 140 characters at a time.

5 Moments When Bob Schieffer Wasn’t Silent During The Debate

Watch as #silentbob strikes back… but not too often.

British Beverage Company - Food

Offering Dallas 50 draughts instead of comedies of manners set in drafty country manors, BBC comes from the folks behind Sherlock's, who've created a sprawling, wood-floored slice of Jolly Ole equipped with two stone bars, a stage for live music,…

Cocotte - Bars - Nob Hill - Thrillist San Francisco

The interior’s set up like a Marie Antoinette-hating peasant’s kitchen thanks to hanging copper pots n’ pans, dark wood framing and beams, and le patio seating. The food will remind you of that time you accidentally went to rural France, since the…

Obama Drives Romney To The Center On Foreign Policy

George W. Who? Forgetting the neocons, Romney slides to the center in the final debate.

Glenn Beck Might Not Vote For Mitt Romney

Or anyone else for that matter.

The Last Presidential Debate (As Told By GIFs)

This is it people, the last live-GIF'd debate until 2016!

Why Mitt Romney Kept Talking About Mali

The West African country — likely obscure to most watching the foreign policy debate — just entered the national conversation.

Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweeted The Final Debate

It made her very nervous. "@billmaher... would you please DM me?"

Enjoy Ian Somerhalder's Funny Faces While Filming A Fight Scene

Serious. I mean serious faces while filming a fight scene. The movie is called Time Framed and the killing of this particular bad guy takes place on a tennis court.

It's Up To You, Florida! @ TeamCoco.com

Once again, Florida may decide the presidential race. Luckily, Floridians are 100% sane, thoughtful people!

Obama Closes With Hope

Remember this guy?

The Biggest Zinger Of The Night

Even snappier than The '80s Are Calling. In response to Mitt Romney criticizing the president for allowing the Navy to have too few ships.

Michelle Obama And Ann Romney Fail To Match At Last Debate

Following the hottest pink coincidence of the last decade, Michelle and Ann evidently received different fashion memos before Monday night's debate.

The Terrible 20: Subreddits @ TeamCoco.com

Get ready to upvote, weirdo.

The First Zinger Of The Night

And thus far the most exciting moment of the Boca Raton debate. President Obama drops an "oh snap" in regards to Mitt Romney labeling Russia a primary global adversary.

What 30 College Students Want From The Next President

I asked college students at Lynn University to write on a piece of paper what they want to happen in the next 4 years. Spoiler: they want JOBS (and legal weed.)

25 Things Obama Supporters Like About Mitt Romney

I asked 25 college students at Lynn University to say ONE genuinely good thing about the person they're voting against. Politics doesn't have to be so mean after all.

25 Things Romney Supporters Like About President Obama

I asked 25 college students at Lynn University to say ONE genuinely good thing about the person they're voting against. Politics doesn't have to be so mean after all.

The Ultimate Tailgate Party - Bars

Just because Lee Corso likely isn't visiting Chestnut Hill in the next infinity years doesn't mean you can't get your GameDay tailgate on, or better yet, let 12 of the Hub's top chefs do it for you at The Ultimate Tailgate Party: a three-hour,…

Bubba's Texas BBQ - Food - Fishtown

Somehow not serving shrimp kabobs, or shrimp creole, or shrimp gumbo, or pineapple shrimp, or lemon shrimp, or coconut shrimp, or pepper shrimp, or shrimp soup, or shrimp stew, or shrimp salad, or shrimp burger, or shrimp sandwich, Bubba's Texas BBQ…

US Drone Attacks: CIA Chiefs Face Arrest Over Horrific Evidence Of Bloody 'Video-Game' Sorties

A damning dossier assembled from exhaustive research into  the strikes’ targets sets out in heartbreaking detail the deaths of teachers, students and Pakistani policemen. It also describes how bereaved relatives are forced to gather their loved…

Could Google Disappear? Analysts Warn Of The Search Engine's Demise If It Fails To Improve Mobile Advertising

As Google suffers a catastrophic nose-dive in its market value, analysts are already predicting its demise as the world's lead Internet search engine.

Press Cheers Romney's Recovery

Elated in Boca. "The media is always rooting for drama," says Costa.

Presidential Debate Pool Party

This is how they celebrate democracy down at Lynn University in Boca Raton. Photographed today within a water noodle's distance of the hall where Romney and Obama will debate foreign policy.

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