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October 10, 2012

7 Ways Women Affect Male Behavior

Women can make a man's exercise routine feel easier, for instance — but they can also cause them to show up late to the bus stop and do more dumb things on skateboards.

If Billy Joel Really Hated Obama

ForAmerica, a conservative 501(c)(4) group, has released a very elaborate anti-Obama version of "We Didn't Start the Fire." "They just keep on lying as our freedom's dying."

Two Baby Walruses Find New Homes

Two little tusky orphaned pinnipeds, Mitik and Pakak, from Alaska have found homes in New York Aquarium in Brooklyn and the Indianapolis zoo. Someone get these two some saxophones, stat.

Why Washington Won't Get Better

Romney and Obama each promise a cure — but the poison is already in the blood. "If you think ... things are going to change next year, you need to have your head examined."

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