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October 11, 2012

Literally The Only Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game You'll Need

It's simple and it might hospitalize you. Drink responsibly, kids!

What She Said: When You Shit Yourself In A Canyon

Shit goes down in a canyon. Or maybe more like explodes. Shit explodes in a canyon. And on some shoes.

This Halloween Mask Looks Like A Raw Turkey

It's officially called the "Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask." But "Whimsical Serial Killer Turkey Mask" might be more appropriate.

According To 'Big Baby Gon' Turn It Up,' Big Baby Is Going To Turn It Up

It takes a special kind of man to record his own ego anthem. Pro wrestler Shawn Michaels did it with ‘Sexy Boy,’ and now Orlando Magic forward Glen “Big Baby” Davis has done it with his Glen Davis-themed club-banger ‘Big Baby Gon’ Turn It Up’.

Romney Demands "Answers" On Libya

The Republican blasts Stephanie Cutter's dismissal of Libya criticism as pure politics.

Buster Posey Has A History Of Grand Slams

Check out this gem from his college days. Posey smacks one over the wall in the 2008 Tallahassee regional.

Lies Writers Tell Themselves

While most people still think talent matters more than anything, in my experience, character will doom talent more than most other challenges a writer faces. Certainly, you don’t need to be a good person to write a good book, and what’s more, lots o…

The Giants Celebrate With Champagne, A Cork Hits Star Pitcher In The Face

Also after getting sprayed with champagne, the young Tim Lincecum says, "Now I know how chicks feel."

The Media Dropped The Ball On Benghazi

Hillary Clinton’s State Department stonewalls a victim’s mother, while tossing the White House under the bus. But is the press giving Libya big enough play?

Reddit General Manager Explains Why He Won't Ban Creepy

Reddit's under fire again — this time for a section where users post secretly-taken photos of women. Unless it's illegal, creepy content is the price of an open platform, Reddit GM Erik Martin suggests.

A Night Tour Of Earth, Courtesy Of The ISS

If you didn't want to be an astronaut already, this timelapse video captured by the International Space Station, will definitely change your mind.

Michael Vick Has A Dog Now

And he wants you to know he's being responsible about it.

The HPV Vaccine Doesn't Actually Make Girls Have More Sex

Critics of the vaccine have long argued that it encourages teens to have sex. A new study shows that isn't the case.

The Ladies Of 1941 Knew How To Party And Other Links

Cigars, poker, and burlesque, oh my! Plus, social network sins you're committing and creepy unexplained phenomena.

99 Problems: Margaret Cho Explains How To Date Across Party Lines

"I don't get conservatives but I have had friends who are (!) and we just argue and then I storm off. But we're all just people anyway."

Ke$ha Covers Vibe Magazine This Month

And she shows the side of her butt inside the pages. It's like sideboob, but with her behind. Sidebutt!

Bobbi Kristina Brown Is Engaged To Marry Her Adopted Brother

So that's interesting... and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Scraps: Conan Grills The Ithaca College Interns @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Where Did Conan Snap This Pic? @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

The NCAA Bans Coaches From Recruiting Via Instagram

Instagram filters are NCAA violations waiting to happen.

The Rolling Stones Have A Brand New Song

It's called "Doom and Gloom" and it's going to one of two new tunes on GRRR!, a new hits collection celebrating their 50th anniversary.

21 Photos That Show What Joe Biden Is Really Like

In honor of tonight's Vice Presidential debate, check out these totally real, and absolutely not at all made up quotes* from Joe Biden that show how cool a guy our VP is. But yeah, totally real. Absolutely legitimately real…

Russell Crowe Or A Biking Hobo?

Decide for yourself.

Fat Joe's New Song Instructs You To "Instagram That Hoe"

Well, just lost that bet on whether or not there would be a song about instagram written by Fat Joe.

15 Most Ridiculous Nu Metal Nicknames

Ah, the early 2000s, when rap was rock and everyone had a really, really stupid name.

53 Facebook Groups For People Who Hate Smells

The world is full of smells, and Facebook is full of groups for the people who hate them. This is sociology, y'all.

Adam Morrison, Enigmatic Ex-College Star, Fights For His NBA Life

Morrison's attempt to make the Portland Trail Blazers is one of the most riveting human stories in sports right now.

The Trouble With The New "Share Economy"

It's kinda illegal. Which businesses like Uber and Lyft are finding out as they try to disrupt the taxi industry.

Nelly Busted For Heroin, Pot, And Gun Possession

Cops in Texas found a huge amount of drugs and a loaded gun on the R&B singer's tour bus. He's off the hook now, but a member of his entourage is in deep trouble.

The Cast Of "The Larry Sanders Show" Reunited, Too

Hey now! Nobody told me that in the same issue of Entertainment Weekly that Clueless and Arrested Development reunited, a wild Gary Shandling appeared out of nowhere to reunite with the old crew.

Spider-Man Is An Asshole Now

He's going to be all dark and mean in Marvel Comics' new The Superior Spider-Man comic, which will replace The Amazing Spider-Man in January.

Derek Jeter Sold His $20 Million Penthouse For $15.5 Million

If you’ve been looking for a great deal on an apartment in New York City recently, well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but boy did you miss out on the bargain of the century. In what the New York Post is calling a “steal”, New York Yankees sh…

On Reddit, We're Private Perverts!

Reddit users demand privacy, while leaking information.

Slutty Muppets: Sexy Bert And Ernie Costumes For The Ladies

With the election news cycle so focused on Big Bird, it seems we’re ignoring something far more important: that with Halloween fast approaching, we can celebrate our freedom by dressing as “slutty” versions of PBS’s favorite possibly-gay couple, Ber…

The Best Of Chet Haze's Reddit Account

Obviously, we have no way of knowing whether http://www.reddit.com/user/chethaze is the real Chet Haze, but if it isn’t, it’s the most brilliant parody in the history of parodies, and the author must not be particularly interested in his work being …

Adopt The Dog That Kathie Lee Dropped On His Head

If any puppy deserves a home, this one does.

37 Pictures Of Billary In Love

37 years ago, Bill and Hillary (a.k.a. Billary) tied the knot. Warning: Some light smooching and touching ahead.

Men's Website Apologizes For Posting Rape Story

A story about a man coercing a drunk teenage girl into oral sex was "rape-apologizing nonsense," says the editor of the Good Men Project.

23 Cats As Emoticons

These 23 emoticats are the original cats that were used to create the basic emoticons that we all use every day. What? You don't use the Santa emoticon every day? Sad.

LEGO Unveils New TMNT Minifigures

No word on if they'll come with LEGO pizza. LEGO teams up with Nickelodeon to launch these in January 2013.

Peace Through Strength: Paul Ryan's Ultimate Workout Tips

No matter our politics, we can all agree on the effectiveness of Paul Ryan's workout plan. Here are some tips so you can get guns like Ryan.

Stephanie Cutter Says Libya Is A Political Topic "Because Of Mitt Romney And Paul Ryan"

The Obama campaign's deputy campaign manager said the attack was being politicized by Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan today on CNN. "The entire reason this has become the political topic it is, is because of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan."

These Pop Culture Jack-O-Lanterns Are More Art Than Carving

Pumpkin carving is a real talent. Every year Rhode Island invites artists from around the country to participate in the event.

How To Dress A Hedgehog For Halloween

Everyone knows that hedgehogs love dressing up in costumes, but their little legs are too short to put clothes on by themselves. That's why hedgehogs need your help in donning these costumes for the upcoming holiday. Pledge to dress up a hedgehog and we can go a long way in preventing hedgie embarrassment.

8 Emotional Moments Of Joe Biden, In His Own Words

The Vice President is pure emotion. These are some of the tearjerkers from his 2007 memoir, Promises to Keep.

The Evolution Of John Cusack, In Film

For no reason in particular, a look back at John Cusack's movie career. Swoon.

M. Ward "Me And My Shadow" - Exclusive Video Premiere @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Nancy Pelosi On Why Democrats Shouldn't Panic

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) joins Jennifer Granholm in “The War Room” to talk about what’s at stake in this election. Pelosi also responds to Mitt Romney’s attack of her during the first presidential debate.

The Black Keys And RZA Did A Song Together

It's called "The Baddest Man Alive," and it's from the soundtrack of The RZA's new kung-fu movie, The Man With The Iron Fists. There is no metaphor in this song, it is literally about being the baddest man alive.

4 Important Ways Facebook Just Became Way Less Annoying

Facebook's makin' some changes. In a note to developers, Facebook just banned a bunch of the most irritating things about the site.

Adam Scott's Awkward Years Don't Look Too Awkward

He looked just as adorable in high school as he does now.

Daughter Comes Out To Her Mom Via Facebook Message

Happy National Coming Out Day! Check out this awesome Facebook conversation between a Tumblr user and her mom.

27 Best (Worst) Halloween Pun Costumes

If you want nothing more than to make everyone groan on Halloween, look no further.

Two Cute Candle Holders You Can Make Yourself

It's that time of year when, if you're throwing a party, you better be lighting some candles. Check out these two easy DIY ideas to spruce up your Yankee Candle finds.

Get Ready For Pumpkin Pie Spice, White Chocolate Peppermint, And Cinnamon Sugar PRINGLES

I have no idea how to feel about this. Shock and awe. Just shock and awe.

Stevie Nicks Apologizes To Nicki Minaj

She says she just feels very protective towards Mariah.

8 Extinct Species Science Can't Bring Back From The Grave

And two it can. Bad news everyone, DNA has a half-life of 521 years so no Dinotopia future for us.

Biden's Three Greatest Debate Moments Ever

The blunt, but sometimes gaffe-prone Vice President can be a great debater.

Matching Outfits For Couples Are Apparently A Thing In Korea

There has to be some theory behind this.

Nick Offerman Sings A Song For David Letterman

Is there anything this man can't do?

Watch A Promo For "The Houstons," A Reality Show About Whitney Houston's Family

This, of course, comes alongside the news that Bobbi Kristina is engaged to the guy who was raised as her brother. So there's that.

A Rejected Puppy And An Abandoned Kitten Adopt Each Other

Buttons the puppy was the runt of the litter and was rejected by her mother, but at Battersea Cats and Dogs Home, he found someone who loves him unconditionally: Kitty the kitten. The two were placed together as infants and are now inseparable.

Kobe Bryant Is A Dick: Part 789

It may be the preseason, but Kobe's douchiness is in mid-season form. How can you not love it?

NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Suffered A Concussion This Weekend In A Disastrous Wreck

Dale Earnhardt Jr. doesn't know how many concussions he's had in his career.

14-Year-Old Carrie Underwood Performing At A State Fair

She looks a lot like a Cruel Intentions-era Reese Witherspoon, doesn't she?

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's PETA Campaign Makes No Sense At All

Why did this happen? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN? Isn't PETA supposed to protect animals? Not subject them to...this?

Will Arnett Talks About Filming New Episodes Of "Arrested Development"

It sounds like the cast is back to being one big happy family. Just like the Bluths!

Hot Tub Exercise Bike Tops The Morning Links

Supposedly it magically gets rid of cellulite too. Plus, why is Amanda Bynes imploding and does your dog really think you're his best friend?

The Accidental Invention Of Liveblogging

"And so, on a terrible rainy evening in a motel at the very edge of Philadelphia, I had no choice but to use the new "Blogger" software on my personal website to write a frequently updated, timestamped collection of cheap jokes and ill-informed instant analysis and then post this disjointed mess on my own "web log." — Ken Layne's account of covering the 2000 election doubles, handily, as a sort of apology.

The "Law & Order" Celebrity Guest-Star Supercut

Everyone who's someone has been on a Law & Order at some point. Do you recognize all the actors in this supercut?

Sloths Love Sleeping, You Love Sloths

This relaxing video is comprised of footage of the sloths being rehabilitated at the AIUNAU sloth sanctuary in Colombia, compiled by Lucy Cooke. International Sloth Day is coming up on October 20 and we recommend celebrating with a charity sleep-in.

10 People That Exist

Whoa. I'll just leave these tweets here.

See Rihanna's New Album Cover

And try to figure out what's written all over her body.

"Mad Men's" Vincent Kartheiser And Alexis Bledel Are A Real Life Couple

The couple met on the set of the hit AMC series where Bledel's character had a steamy affair with Kartheiser's Pete Campbell.

The Best Of The Over Enthusiastic PFLAG Mom Meme

It's National Coming Out Day, and at least one mom is really, really excited about it.

R.L. Stine Writes For The Twitter Generation

"I thought, I have to listen to my original audience. And that's who I wrote it for." The master of things that go bump in the night listened to the social web when he decided to make his first foray into adult fiction in almost 20 years with the new novel, Red Rain.

Environmental Group Demands Obama Pull Pro-Coal Obama Ad Spot

Running in two big coal states, the ad claims Romney is not a friend of coal country. Obama's allies in the environmental movement erupt.

Carly Rae Jepsen Is The Next Kylie Minogue

She might end up sticking around a long time if she continues to emulate the Australian pop icon.

Wendy's Has A New Logo

Same ginger, different font. Thoughts?

Great Idea—Pedestrian Penalty Cards

I need a set of these to hand out, NOW, before I actually kill somebody. We'll proceed from lowest penalties to highest.

Sepia-Toned Lovin (VIDEO) On Ashlee Holmes' Blog

Recently my boyfriend Sean &I celebrated 1 year of us being together. I decided to make a little video of some of my favorite random pictures and videos of us from this past year. I really am so blessed to have him in my life. He's the most incredib…

eBay Is The New Pinterest

Well, not really. But the redesigned site now looks — and acts — just like it (minus the eight million photos of "better than sex cake").

21 Surprising Things People Are Afraid Of

Twitter users fear mascots, school buses, and feet, among other things.

Maru Has A Cadillac Now

Give Maru a cardboard cadillac that is too small for him and Maru will damn-well get inside the cardboard cadillac that is too small for him. That's just the kind of cat he is. Inspiration to us all. Now go out there and (metaphorically?) get inside that cadillac that is too small for you!

Sen. Bernie Sanders On The VP Debate: 'If Joe Can't Decimate This Guy, I Would Be Very Surprised'

“What kind of moral outlook throws children, poor children, off of health insurance in order to give tax breaks to billionaires?” Sanders asks of Ryan’s budget. “If Joe can’t decimate this guy, I would be very surprised.”

Rich Dad, Poor Dad Now A Bankrupt Dad: Best-Selling Author Files For Corporate Bankruptcy After Losing $24m Judgement

Robert Kiyosaki, the financial guru behind the New York Times bestseller Rich Dad, Poor dad has filed for bankruptcy on one of his companies after losing a $24 million judgement in U.S. District Court.

11 Worst Biden Bungles

Loose lips sink ships but not our intrepid vice president, who takes the debate stage tonight! Literally.

The End Of Flip-Flops

Mitt Romney's late pivot is a bet that the label isn't as toxic as it used to be.

The Oakland Athletics Refuse To Die

Detroit looked like they were about to close out the A's in Oakland tonight. Looks can be deceiving.

Bench Player Replaces A-Rod, Becomes A Playoff Legend

Not only does this story have an unlikely hero in Raúl Ibáñez, but it legitimately humbles Alex Rodriguez. I didn't know that was possible.

Maurice Sendak And His Editor Ursula Nordstrom

Today is the 50th anniversary of Maurice Sendak’s The Nutshell Library, which is an excellent collection (anything that features "a cautionary tale" deserves reading) and well worth purchasing if you have or know any children or are feeling especial…

Jennifer Aniston Style: Her Best Fashion Looks

Leather jacket, jeans, scarf... Jen’s outfit doesn’t sound very special, but Aniston knows the secret to making basics anything but boring, and it’s all about fit. The star refuses to step out in anything that doesn't make the most of what she's got…

Mark Hamill Would Cast Romney As President, 'But I Just Cannot Believe A Word He Says'

Cenk talks to actor Mark Hamill, who surprised some with an angry post-debate tweet that called Mitt Romney a “snake-oil salesman.” Hamill says, “I debated in high school! If you told things that weren’t true or just made things out of whole cloth, …

Easy Pumpkin Butter Recipe

1 large or 2 small sugar/pie pumpkins (about 5-6 pounds total) 1 cup (7 oz.) granulated sugar 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice or cloves Prep your pumpkins: Slice off the bottom of the pumpkin wit

Mysterious Building In Obama Campaign "Big Bird" Ad Is Bosnian Hotel

The headquarters of "evil genius" Big Bird appears to be the Radon Plaza Hotel, a five star hotel in Sarajevo,Bosnia Herzegovina. Why? Who knows — an Obama campaign spokesman declined to comment.

Title Sequence For The Simpsons Done With Real Actors

The latest viral buzz from kottke.org

Video: Stephen Dorff's Blu-cig Cigarette Commercial Is Hilarious

Video: Stephen Dorff's blu-cig cigarette commercial is surreal and comically overwrought. Stephen Dorff shoots ad for Blu-Cig's Rise from the Ashes campaign.

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