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October 11, 2012

Literally The Only Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game You'll Need

It's simple and it might hospitalize you. Drink responsibly, kids!

What She Said: When You Shit Yourself In A Canyon

Shit goes down in a canyon. Or maybe more like explodes. Shit explodes in a canyon. And on some shoes.

This Halloween Mask Looks Like A Raw Turkey

It's officially called the "Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask." But "Whimsical Serial Killer Turkey Mask" might be more appropriate.

Girl Crush 25: These YouTube Stars Are Awesome. Get One On Our List.

Before we close polling forever for this list forever, we need to know which YouTube sensation you have the biggest girl crush on. We’ve got some options for you—they’re all awesome vloggers with pretty impressive followings—all you have to do is ma…

According To 'Big Baby Gon' Turn It Up,' Big Baby Is Going To Turn It Up

It takes a special kind of man to record his own ego anthem. Pro wrestler Shawn Michaels did it with ‘Sexy Boy,’ and now Orlando Magic forward Glen “Big Baby” Davis has done it with his Glen Davis-themed club-banger ‘Big Baby Gon’ Turn It Up’.

Awesome Photos Of Writers Hanging Out Together

There’s something strangely inspiring about photographs of visionaries in the same room — we don’t know quite what it is, but the idea of (what we imagine to be) a profound meeting of minds captured on film always manages to get us excited. To that …

Biden Vs. Ryan Debate: Watch For Gaffes, Fight Over Obama Record

That said, in Danville, Ky., on Thursday night, Joe Biden will participate in the second vice-presidential debate in a row to draw an unusual amount of interest. Four years ago, the ratings for Biden’s showdown with Sarah Palin were higher than thos…

Kathie Lee Gifford Dropping A Puppy On Its Head

I read the title as “Kathie Lee Gifford Pooping a Puppy” and I’m not sure if my reality or actual reality is worse.

Body Found Amid Search For Missing Colo. Girl

(Newser) – Colorado police hunting for a missing 10-year-old girl have found a body about seven miles from where she d…

Romney Demands "Answers" On Libya

The Republican blasts Stephanie Cutter's dismissal of Libya criticism as pure politics.

Buster Posey Has A History Of Grand Slams

Check out this gem from his college days. Posey smacks one over the wall in the 2008 Tallahassee regional.

Mitt Romney: People Don't 'Die In Their Apartment Because They Don't Have Insurance'

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has pledged to repeal Obamacare, says that people without health insurance don't have to worry about dying as a result. "We don't have people that become ill, who die in their apartment because they d…

Social Chats Fashion Week Lounge Sweepstakes

Watch runway shows from the hottest fashion designers, scope the best dressed celebrities on the red carpet street style, discover the latest and greatest beauty products to maintain a healthy glow, and get a sneak peek at our celebrity cover shoots…

Lies Writers Tell Themselves

While most people still think talent matters more than anything, in my experience, character will doom talent more than most other challenges a writer faces. Certainly, you don’t need to be a good person to write a good book, and what’s more, lots o…

The Giants Celebrate With Champagne, A Cork Hits Star Pitcher In The Face

Also after getting sprayed with champagne, the young Tim Lincecum says, "Now I know how chicks feel."

The Media Dropped The Ball On Benghazi

Hillary Clinton’s State Department stonewalls a victim’s mother, while tossing the White House under the bus. But is the press giving Libya big enough play?

Reddit General Manager Explains Why He Won't Ban Creepy

Reddit's under fire again — this time for a section where users post secretly-taken photos of women. Unless it's illegal, creepy content is the price of an open platform, Reddit GM Erik Martin suggests.

A Night Tour Of Earth, Courtesy Of The ISS

If you didn't want to be an astronaut already, this timelapse video captured by the International Space Station, will definitely change your mind.

Michael Vick Has A Dog Now

And he wants you to know he's being responsible about it.

The HPV Vaccine Doesn't Actually Make Girls Have More Sex

Critics of the vaccine have long argued that it encourages teens to have sex. A new study shows that isn't the case.

The Ladies Of 1941 Knew How To Party And Other Links

Cigars, poker, and burlesque, oh my! Plus, social network sins you're committing and creepy unexplained phenomena.

99 Problems: Margaret Cho Explains How To Date Across Party Lines

"I don't get conservatives but I have had friends who are (!) and we just argue and then I storm off. But we're all just people anyway."

Ke$ha Covers Vibe Magazine This Month

And she shows the side of her butt inside the pages. It's like sideboob, but with her behind. Sidebutt!

Bobbi Kristina Brown Is Engaged To Marry Her Adopted Brother

So that's interesting... and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Scraps: Conan Grills The Ithaca College Interns @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Where Did Conan Snap This Pic? @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

The NCAA Bans Coaches From Recruiting Via Instagram

Instagram filters are NCAA violations waiting to happen.

Christopher Walken’s 10 Most Insane Performances

When we heard that there was a film in the pipeline called Seven Psychopaths, we figured there was a pretty good chance Christopher Walken was somehow involved — and yep, sure enough, co-starring alongside Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, and Woody Harr…

“Insecurity” | South Park

South Park gives you permission to die.

'Mystery State' Behind Plunging Jobless Claims

(Newser) – Jobless claims plunged to 339,000 this week, putting them at a four-and-a-half-year low and drastically low…

Blake Lively Stuns, Flashes Rings On First Post-Wedding Red Carpet, Says "Life Is Great"

Although she's been spotted on the Gossip Girl set, at pal Amber Tamblyn's recent weekend wedding and elsewhere, Blake Lively hit the red carpet at Chanel Bijoux De Diamant 80th Anniversary bash in NYC Tuesday -- her very first official appearance s…

The Rolling Stones Have A Brand New Song

It's called "Doom and Gloom" and it's going to one of two new tunes on GRRR!, a new hits collection celebrating their 50th anniversary.

21 Photos That Show What Joe Biden Is Really Like

In honor of tonight's Vice Presidential debate, check out these totally real, and absolutely not at all made up quotes* from Joe Biden that show how cool a guy our VP is. But yeah, totally real. Absolutely legitimately real…

Russell Crowe Or A Biking Hobo?

Decide for yourself.

Fat Joe's New Song Instructs You To "Instagram That Hoe"

Well, just lost that bet on whether or not there would be a song about instagram written by Fat Joe.

15 Most Ridiculous Nu Metal Nicknames

Ah, the early 2000s, when rap was rock and everyone had a really, really stupid name.

53 Facebook Groups For People Who Hate Smells

The world is full of smells, and Facebook is full of groups for the people who hate them. This is sociology, y'all.

Adam Morrison, Enigmatic Ex-College Star, Fights For His NBA Life

Morrison's attempt to make the Portland Trail Blazers is one of the most riveting human stories in sports right now.

The Trouble With The New "Share Economy"

It's kinda illegal. Which businesses like Uber and Lyft are finding out as they try to disrupt the taxi industry.

Nelly Busted For Heroin, Pot, And Gun Possession

Cops in Texas found a huge amount of drugs and a loaded gun on the R&B singer's tour bus. He's off the hook now, but a member of his entourage is in deep trouble.

The Cast Of "The Larry Sanders Show" Reunited, Too

Hey now! Nobody told me that in the same issue of Entertainment Weekly that Clueless and Arrested Development reunited, a wild Gary Shandling appeared out of nowhere to reunite with the old crew.

Spider-Man Is An Asshole Now

He's going to be all dark and mean in Marvel Comics' new The Superior Spider-Man comic, which will replace The Amazing Spider-Man in January.

Derek Jeter Sold His $20 Million Penthouse For $15.5 Million

If you’ve been looking for a great deal on an apartment in New York City recently, well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but boy did you miss out on the bargain of the century. In what the New York Post is calling a “steal”, New York Yankees sh…

The Five Worst Sounds In The Universe

Researchers from Newcastle University endured the most spine-tingling sounds to determine the five worst offenders to the human ear. Based on the way our brains and bodies react, the scientists found that nails on a blackboard is only the fifth-wors…

Fat Guy With Blades Cuts Bottles :

He would kill you for looking at him wrong…or for logging in under his World of Warcraft account…

The Best Films Of The ’90s: Orphans, Outliers, And Personal Favorites

Getting eight critics with disparate tastes to come together for our Best Films Of The ’90s list wasn’t easy, and it naturally resulted in some painful omissions—some great films that didn’t quite make the Top 50, others that didn’t survive the seco…

Let's Check In On Miley Cyrus' Haircut, Shall We? How Are You Feeling About It These Days?

While I immediately loved Miley Cyrus' short, asymmetrical haircut the moment she debuted it on twitter, some of you were not so into it.

Yep, We've Still Got A Thing For Scott Speedman (And Here's Why!)

To a generation of women, Scott Speedman will always be Ben Covington, the proto-hipster hot guy Keri Russell's Felicity followed to NYU back in 1998. And he's fine with that. "Felicity is probably the thing I'm most proud of, however many years lat…

Jason Chaffetz Admits House GOP Cut Funding For Embassy Security

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) acknowledged on Wednesday that House Republicans had consciously voted to reduce the funds allocated to the State Department for embassy security since winning the majority in 2010. On Wednesday morning, CNN anchor Soled…

On Reddit, We're Private Perverts!

Reddit users demand privacy, while leaking information.

Slutty Muppets: Sexy Bert And Ernie Costumes For The Ladies

With the election news cycle so focused on Big Bird, it seems we’re ignoring something far more important: that with Halloween fast approaching, we can celebrate our freedom by dressing as “slutty” versions of PBS’s favorite possibly-gay couple, Ber…

The Best Of Chet Haze's Reddit Account

Obviously, we have no way of knowing whether http://www.reddit.com/user/chethaze is the real Chet Haze, but if it isn’t, it’s the most brilliant parody in the history of parodies, and the author must not be particularly interested in his work being …

Adopt The Dog That Kathie Lee Dropped On His Head

If any puppy deserves a home, this one does.

37 Pictures Of Billary In Love

37 years ago, Bill and Hillary (a.k.a. Billary) tied the knot. Warning: Some light smooching and touching ahead.

Men's Website Apologizes For Posting Rape Story

A story about a man coercing a drunk teenage girl into oral sex was "rape-apologizing nonsense," says the editor of the Good Men Project.

23 Cats As Emoticons

These 23 emoticats are the original cats that were used to create the basic emoticons that we all use every day. What? You don't use the Santa emoticon every day? Sad.

LEGO Unveils New TMNT Minifigures

No word on if they'll come with LEGO pizza. LEGO teams up with Nickelodeon to launch these in January 2013.

Peace Through Strength: Paul Ryan's Ultimate Workout Tips

No matter our politics, we can all agree on the effectiveness of Paul Ryan's workout plan. Here are some tips so you can get guns like Ryan.

"The Show "Community" Texts NBC" By Mike Trapp

by Mike Trapp on October 11, 2012

12 Horrifying Halloween Foods We Dare You To Eat

There’s something about browsing through photos of Halloween-themed foods that we find endlessly entertaining. Maybe it has something to do with the insane level of detail that certain people put into creating something that looks incredibly gruesom…

Inside Amanda Bynes' Career-Ending Meltdown

Even though Bynes had fashioned a lucrative career and was a model citizen on film sets, privately she was unhappy with the direction of her work. According to sources, she chafed at her image as an innocent teen star and began working to distance h…

THR Cover: Confessions Of Ben Affleck

This story first appeared in the Oct. 19 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine. On Aug. 15, Ben Affleck -- Oscar-winning wunderkind of Good Will Hunting, other half of "Bennifer," skyrocketing superstar who soared, sank and sizzled again thanks …

Paul Ryan, The Phenom

Paul Ryan made his name as a budget geek. But on the campaign trail he's been more performer than wonk

Padma Lakshmi Lets Stranger Eat Ham Off Her Body For $1,000 Charity Donation

Apparently, if you want to eat a piece of ham off Padma Lakshmi's body, the going rate is $1,000.

Stephanie Cutter Says Libya Is A Political Topic "Because Of Mitt Romney And Paul Ryan"

The Obama campaign's deputy campaign manager said the attack was being politicized by Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan today on CNN. "The entire reason this has become the political topic it is, is because of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan."

Charlie Hunnam Interview - Charlie Hunnam From Sons Of Anarchy

Everyone’s had an awkward bedroom moment, but few experience the aftermath of it being filmed and uploaded to Youtube–perhaps, besides a certain Kardashian and Hilton–but that’s the fate of Charlie Hunnam’s character in his latest film, 3,2,1… Frank…

12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps To Building Your Own PC

If you're anything like me, you prefer to do things yourself -- whether that's fixing your car, building a shed or, in this case, putting together your new PC. If you're anything like me, you're a wildly incompetent borderline alcoholic narcissist w…

OFF! - Wrong With Jack Black From OFF!, Jack Black, Funny Or Die, And Whitey

Jack Black plays the leader of a gang hell bent on destruction. But one person stands in their way, a mysterious loner that goes by the name Jalisco in this lost action epic Lethal Justice.

The Woman For Mitt Romney With Selma Blair From Selma Blair, Bryan, Funny Or Die, Alex Richanbach, Caleb Swyers, And BoTown Sound

There may only be one woman voting for Mitt Romney, but don't worry, she's just like you. If you're crazy.

These Pop Culture Jack-O-Lanterns Are More Art Than Carving

Pumpkin carving is a real talent. Every year Rhode Island invites artists from around the country to participate in the event.

How To Dress A Hedgehog For Halloween

Everyone knows that hedgehogs love dressing up in costumes, but their little legs are too short to put clothes on by themselves. That's why hedgehogs need your help in donning these costumes for the upcoming holiday. Pledge to dress up a hedgehog and we can go a long way in preventing hedgie embarrassment.

8 Emotional Moments Of Joe Biden, In His Own Words

The Vice President is pure emotion. These are some of the tearjerkers from his 2007 memoir, Promises to Keep.

The Evolution Of John Cusack, In Film

For no reason in particular, a look back at John Cusack's movie career. Swoon.

M. Ward "Me And My Shadow" - Exclusive Video Premiere @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Girls News - Pregnant 'Girls' Star Jemima Kirke Poses Topless For 'Vice' Magazine

The 27-year-old actress recently stripped down and bared all for Vice. Showing off her naked breasts and baby belly, the daughter of Bad Company’s drummer didn’t hold back — even spilling on her drug-addled teen years as a prep in the private school…

Nancy Pelosi On Why Democrats Shouldn't Panic

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) joins Jennifer Granholm in “The War Room” to talk about what’s at stake in this election. Pelosi also responds to Mitt Romney’s attack of her during the first presidential debate.

11 Fashion-Y Halloween Costume Ideas : Slaves To Fashion

You know you’re gonna need a Halloween costume, and you know you wanna look drop-dead fabulous, right? So we’re getting the party started early with 11 (easy!) ideas inspired by our favorite fashion personalities......

Neanderthal And Denisovan Genetics: Human Ancestors Interbred With Extinct Species.

After years of writing about human evolution, I decided recently to find out about my own ancestry. So I bought a DNA spit kit for $299 from 23andMe, a personalized genomics company in Mountain View, Calif. After spitting repeatedly into a plastic t…

Natalie Portman: ‘Untitled Malick Project’ With Michael Fassbender!

Natalie Portman shares an intimate moment with co-star Michael Fassbender on the set of the Untitled Terrence Malick Project on Tuesday (October 9) in Austin, Tex.

The Black Keys And RZA Did A Song Together

It's called "The Baddest Man Alive," and it's from the soundtrack of The RZA's new kung-fu movie, The Man With The Iron Fists. There is no metaphor in this song, it is literally about being the baddest man alive.

4 Important Ways Facebook Just Became Way Less Annoying

Facebook's makin' some changes. In a note to developers, Facebook just banned a bunch of the most irritating things about the site.

Adam Scott's Awkward Years Don't Look Too Awkward

He looked just as adorable in high school as he does now.

Daughter Comes Out To Her Mom Via Facebook Message

Happy National Coming Out Day! Check out this awesome Facebook conversation between a Tumblr user and her mom.

27 Best (Worst) Halloween Pun Costumes

If you want nothing more than to make everyone groan on Halloween, look no further.

Dear Prudence: Either I Sign A Postnuptial Agreement, Or My Husband Divorces Me.

Get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week; click here to sign up. Please send your questions for publication to prudence@slate.com. (Questions may be edited.) Got a burning question for Prudie? She'll be online at Washingtonpost.com to cha…

Lana Del Rey At The Video Premiere For 'Ride'

There's a stain on her t-shirt.

Two Cute Candle Holders You Can Make Yourself

It's that time of year when, if you're throwing a party, you better be lighting some candles. Check out these two easy DIY ideas to spruce up your Yankee Candle finds.

Get Ready For Pumpkin Pie Spice, White Chocolate Peppermint, And Cinnamon Sugar PRINGLES

I have no idea how to feel about this. Shock and awe. Just shock and awe.

Stevie Nicks Apologizes To Nicki Minaj

She says she just feels very protective towards Mariah.

8 Extinct Species Science Can't Bring Back From The Grave

And two it can. Bad news everyone, DNA has a half-life of 521 years so no Dinotopia future for us.

Biden's Three Greatest Debate Moments Ever

The blunt, but sometimes gaffe-prone Vice President can be a great debater.

Matching Outfits For Couples Are Apparently A Thing In Korea

There has to be some theory behind this.

Nick Offerman Sings A Song For David Letterman

Is there anything this man can't do?

Cancel Fifty Shades Of Grey Movie, Law &Order:SVU Covered Everything

But then, just when the episode started to feel like any old episode of Law & Order, they got real controversial by accusing Jocelyn Paley of plagiarism. In case you’re not following the real life behind-the-scenes Fifty Shades of Grey drama, E.L Ja…

Dan Knowlton Owns More Than 600 Cabbage Patch Kids, Calls Them His Children (PHOTOS)

Dan Knowlton's first doll he bought, Justin David. An avid Cabbage Patch Kids fan has dedicated three rooms of his flat to his collection of more than 600 dolls. Dan Knowlton, 41, has spent thousands of pounds buying the soft cloth dolls which bec…

Watch A Promo For "The Houstons," A Reality Show About Whitney Houston's Family

This, of course, comes alongside the news that Bobbi Kristina is engaged to the guy who was raised as her brother. So there's that.

NBC To Air Munsters Reboot - Hollywood Reporter

America is going to get a chance to see NBC's rebooted Munsters pilot Mockingbird Lane after all. Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that the network has decided to air the pricey $10 million pilot, which has been in development for two years, as …

A Rejected Puppy And An Abandoned Kitten Adopt Each Other

Buttons the puppy was the runt of the litter and was rejected by her mother, but at Battersea Cats and Dogs Home, he found someone who loves him unconditionally: Kitty the kitten. The two were placed together as infants and are now inseparable.

Kobe Bryant Is A Dick: Part 789

It may be the preseason, but Kobe's douchiness is in mid-season form. How can you not love it?

NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Suffered A Concussion This Weekend In A Disastrous Wreck

Dale Earnhardt Jr. doesn't know how many concussions he's had in his career.

14-Year-Old Carrie Underwood Performing At A State Fair

She looks a lot like a Cruel Intentions-era Reese Witherspoon, doesn't she?

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's PETA Campaign Makes No Sense At All

Why did this happen? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN? Isn't PETA supposed to protect animals? Not subject them to...this?

Will Arnett Talks About Filming New Episodes Of "Arrested Development"

It sounds like the cast is back to being one big happy family. Just like the Bluths!

Hot Tub Exercise Bike Tops The Morning Links

Supposedly it magically gets rid of cellulite too. Plus, why is Amanda Bynes imploding and does your dog really think you're his best friend?

The Accidental Invention Of Liveblogging

"And so, on a terrible rainy evening in a motel at the very edge of Philadelphia, I had no choice but to use the new "Blogger" software on my personal website to write a frequently updated, timestamped collection of cheap jokes and ill-informed instant analysis and then post this disjointed mess on my own "web log." — Ken Layne's account of covering the 2000 election doubles, handily, as a sort of apology.

The "Law & Order" Celebrity Guest-Star Supercut

Everyone who's someone has been on a Law & Order at some point. Do you recognize all the actors in this supercut?

The Funniest ‘Saturday Night Live’ Halloween Skits

Everyone has their own holiday traditions, so there are no rules when it comes to celebrating the spookiest time of year, Halloween. For 37 years, Saturday Night Live has been helping audiences get into the spirit of the season with their comedic tw…

See The Human-dinosaur Hybrids Who Might Have Starred In Jurassic Park IV, Had Someone Thought That Was A Good Idea

While Jurassic Park IV remains, as ever, suspended in the amber of development as it's handed off to yet another screenwriter, a Reddit user (via Badass Digest) has unearthed an interesting fossil record that's quickly evolved into all-out Internet …

Sloths Love Sleeping, You Love Sloths

This relaxing video is comprised of footage of the sloths being rehabilitated at the AIUNAU sloth sanctuary in Colombia, compiled by Lucy Cooke. International Sloth Day is coming up on October 20 and we recommend celebrating with a charity sleep-in.

Stevie Nicks Apologizes For Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey Comments

Stevie Nicks has issued a statement of apology over the negative comments she made about Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey‘s American Idol fued.

10 People That Exist

Whoa. I'll just leave these tweets here.

Lindsay Lohan Bailed Her Mom Out Of Foreclosure

Lindsay Lohan was telling the truth when she said her mom was on the verge of losing her house ...and Dina Lohan is not out of the woods yet ... TMZ has…

See Rihanna's New Album Cover

And try to figure out what's written all over her body.

"Mad Men's" Vincent Kartheiser And Alexis Bledel Are A Real Life Couple

The couple met on the set of the hit AMC series where Bledel's character had a steamy affair with Kartheiser's Pete Campbell.

The Best Of The Over Enthusiastic PFLAG Mom Meme

It's National Coming Out Day, and at least one mom is really, really excited about it.

R.L. Stine Writes For The Twitter Generation

"I thought, I have to listen to my original audience. And that's who I wrote it for." The master of things that go bump in the night listened to the social web when he decided to make his first foray into adult fiction in almost 20 years with the new novel, Red Rain.

Environmental Group Demands Obama Pull Pro-Coal Obama Ad Spot

Running in two big coal states, the ad claims Romney is not a friend of coal country. Obama's allies in the environmental movement erupt.

Carly Rae Jepsen Is The Next Kylie Minogue

She might end up sticking around a long time if she continues to emulate the Australian pop icon.

Wendy's Has A New Logo

Same ginger, different font. Thoughts?

Britney Spears At The 2012 City Of Hope Honors

Fab or drab? (Obviously fab.)

Great Idea—Pedestrian Penalty Cards

I need a set of these to hand out, NOW, before I actually kill somebody. We'll proceed from lowest penalties to highest.

Sepia-Toned Lovin (VIDEO) On Ashlee Holmes' Blog

Recently my boyfriend Sean &I celebrated 1 year of us being together. I decided to make a little video of some of my favorite random pictures and videos of us from this past year. I really am so blessed to have him in my life. He's the most incredib…

Photographic Evidence That MAC's Lady Danger Lipstick Looks Good On Everyone

Hi ladies! It’s Julianne, Glamour’s lipstick-obsessed Beauty Assistant here with an FYI for you! After testing hundreds of lipsticks right here in the Glamour Beauty Department, we found one shade that looks ah-may-zing on everyone: MAC’s Lady Dange…

eBay Is The New Pinterest

Well, not really. But the redesigned site now looks — and acts — just like it (minus the eight million photos of "better than sex cake").

21 Surprising Things People Are Afraid Of

Twitter users fear mascots, school buses, and feet, among other things.

Maru Has A Cadillac Now

Give Maru a cardboard cadillac that is too small for him and Maru will damn-well get inside the cardboard cadillac that is too small for him. That's just the kind of cat he is. Inspiration to us all. Now go out there and (metaphorically?) get inside that cadillac that is too small for you!

Best Tweets From Nathan Fillion And Felicia Day For Dr. Horrible

It was already rad that Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog aired on The CW last night, cementing this internet musical’s move into the mainstream. But making the experience even sweeter was the cast and creative team live-tweeting the broadcast in LA, f…

Sen. Bernie Sanders On The VP Debate: 'If Joe Can't Decimate This Guy, I Would Be Very Surprised'

“What kind of moral outlook throws children, poor children, off of health insurance in order to give tax breaks to billionaires?” Sanders asks of Ryan’s budget. “If Joe can’t decimate this guy, I would be very surprised.”

'American Horror Story: Asylum's' First 5 Minutes

American Horror Story's rebooted second season is a week away and FX has unleashed the first five creeptastic minutes of Asylum via the show's official Facebook page.

What Are The Top 14 Most Memorable Topless Scenes On Film?

There are dozens of actresses who have no problem taking off their tops for the sake of a movie role, and their choices can end up either hurting or helping their careers. Some stars say they'd do it only if the "right role" came along; and others …

Don’t Worry, It’s Hump Day! (70 Photos) :

October 10, 2012 | In: Girls, Hot Women, Hump Day

Ransomware: Hackers’ New Trick To Take Over Your Computer And Blackmail You For Cash.

You’ve just opened a Web page or clicked a link in an email when your computer’s desktop goes gray. A browser window pops up with the FBI logo in the top left corner. Below it is a live webcam feed with a picture of someone’s face. You try to click …

Rich Dad, Poor Dad Now A Bankrupt Dad: Best-Selling Author Files For Corporate Bankruptcy After Losing $24m Judgement

Robert Kiyosaki, the financial guru behind the New York Times bestseller Rich Dad, Poor dad has filed for bankruptcy on one of his companies after losing a $24 million judgement in U.S. District Court.

11 Worst Biden Bungles

Loose lips sink ships but not our intrepid vice president, who takes the debate stage tonight! Literally.

Marketing To Women: Jerky, Beer, Pens, Chocolate Just ‘For Her’

Gender-based marketing sometimes focuses on men: A “manly” diet soda hit the market not long ago, for instance, and Weight Watchers has made concerted efforts to appeal to guys and let them know that the company’s product is for them, too. More ofte…

'Completely Wrong': Google Image Search Brings Up Mitt Romney Photos

Searching Google Images for the phrase "completely wrong" brings up a page full of photos of Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney. Many Twitter users -- including comedian Rob Delaney, who is known to often hassle Romney on Twitter -- pointed…

This Is An Actual Campaign Ad For Barack Obama

Haha, guys, I don’t even know what’s going on anymore. Is this whole thing just a viral marketing stunt for The Campaign? Fuck America? I’m all for taking life a little less seriously and being generous with the haha’s but that’s also one of the big…

The End Of Flip-Flops

Mitt Romney's late pivot is a bet that the label isn't as toxic as it used to be.

In Honor Of New Girl And The Mindy Project

I think I woke up half the people in my apartment building last night laughing at Schmidt on New Girl as he danced his way into his younger neighbors' unit, scarf a-fluttering, and asked: "Who wants to start an Arcade Fire?"

The Oakland Athletics Refuse To Die

Detroit looked like they were about to close out the A's in Oakland tonight. Looks can be deceiving.

Bench Player Replaces A-Rod, Becomes A Playoff Legend

Not only does this story have an unlikely hero in Raúl Ibáñez, but it legitimately humbles Alex Rodriguez. I didn't know that was possible.

January Jones' Eye Makeup Looks A Little "Off"--And I Think I Know Why

January Jones is not a girl who plays it safe on the red carpet--her controversial Emmys eye makeup being a recent example. So it's no surprise that even the relatively tame eye makeup she wore last night still ended up looking sort of odd and eerie…

Maurice Sendak And His Editor Ursula Nordstrom

Today is the 50th anniversary of Maurice Sendak’s The Nutshell Library, which is an excellent collection (anything that features "a cautionary tale" deserves reading) and well worth purchasing if you have or know any children or are feeling especial…

Ed Brubaker Teams With Kyle Killen, Peter Traugott For Crime, Espionage Dramas

Comic scribe Ed Brubaker has sold projects to both Fox and NBC. The former scooped up Rising Suns; while the latter is moving forward with an untitled Secret Agent Project.

Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died During Her Marriage Which Makes Jason Sudeikis A Necromancer. Got It.

So Olivia Wilde apparently spent Monday night talking candidly about her vagina and how her inability to lie to it followed by its death led her to divorce an Italian prince and eventually seek comfort atop Jason Sudeikis‘ penis that we should proba…

Sarah Palin Weight Loss — Former Governor’s Scary Skinny New Body

Controversy has always followed Sarah, and now she has debuted a startling skinny figure while shopping in Studio City, Calif. on Oct. 7! Sarah Palin, 48, stepped out wearing tight black jeans and a tiny crop top that showed off her almost unrecogni…

Jennifer Aniston Style: Her Best Fashion Looks

Leather jacket, jeans, scarf... Jen’s outfit doesn’t sound very special, but Aniston knows the secret to making basics anything but boring, and it’s all about fit. The star refuses to step out in anything that doesn't make the most of what she's got…

Mark Hamill Would Cast Romney As President, 'But I Just Cannot Believe A Word He Says'

Cenk talks to actor Mark Hamill, who surprised some with an angry post-debate tweet that called Mitt Romney a “snake-oil salesman.” Hamill says, “I debated in high school! If you told things that weren’t true or just made things out of whole cloth, …

Sexy IgroMir Girls 2012 :

1 IgroMir is Russia’s biggest video game expo. Enjoy the sexy/geeky girls that attended the 2012 IgroMir event. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 …

Zynga Earnings: Do The FarmVille Maker’s Latest Troubles Mark The End Of The Latest Tech Bubble?

Nobody in Silicon Valley respects Zynga. Sure, the prolific developer of Facebook games has long been considered a “hot” startup, one that hit all the early markers of success. Zynga was founded in 2007, and within a couple years it was one of the w…

Calm Down, Everyone! Justin Bieber Naked Photos Have Not Leaked … Yet

Good evening. Moments ago, Ami texted to alert me to a rumor she heard about Justin Bieber naked pics leaking onto the internet today. Sighing, I turned off the burners on my stove. Dinner can wait, I thought. I must get to the bottom of this immedi…

Easy Pumpkin Butter Recipe

1 large or 2 small sugar/pie pumpkins (about 5-6 pounds total) 1 cup (7 oz.) granulated sugar 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice or cloves Prep your pumpkins: Slice off the bottom of the pumpkin wit

Cancer Patient: TSA Humiliated Me

(Newser) – A cancer patient on what was probably the last trip of her life says she was subjected to a humiliating pat…

Sleeping Dogs Compilation :

Now I know why they say "let sleeping dogs lie". They are busy doing something we can't understand. How cute.

NFL Cheerleaders Go Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness Month [50 PHOTOS]

The NFL Players is a big supporter of October as National Breast Cancer Awareness month. Why else would they ask their players to wear pink mouth g...

What Does His Text Mean? This Website Is Your New Best Friend Who Will Help You Figure It Out.

There are two types of women in the world: 1) Women who’ve gotten a vague or downright confusing text message from their crush, and analyzed how to respond for hours with their girlfriends (“But what does this mean?”); and 2) Liars.

NFL Week 5 Recap: The Best QB Faces And Complete, Utter Depression From Dan Abramson

Anyway, the Saints beat the Chargers and Brees did something record-breaking but has a normal face so it has no reason to be discussed in this forum. A couple weeks ago, a few commenters asked that I talk about the Bengals since I don't mention …

The Real Dragwives: Very Rich From Therealdragwives

Nene (Latrice Royale) and Sheree (DiDa Ritz) both yell a lot, but only one of them can be VERY rich.

A Few Things More Depressing Than Mitt Romney Canceling Sesame Street From Juliet Seniff

If Mitt Romney is elected President, a wonderful television show that has been educating America's children for over 40 years will be canceled. There are only a few things in the world sadder than firing adorable felt puppets...

Things I Want But Dont Need :

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Yes, This Awkward Hot Dog Mural Photobang Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Here at Yes This Happened, we’re not really big fans of artsy-fartsy paintings or statues–we prefer photobangs. You know what I’m talking about, when someone turns some seemingly boring POS art into something overtly sexual and childish. This guy at…

Romney’s Abortion “agenda”: Don’t Fall For His Pretense That He Won’t Pursue Legislation.

Have you heard the news? Mitt Romney met with editors of the Des Moines Register yesterday and dropped a bombshell. “Romney promises no abortion legislation,” says the Associated Press. “Romney: No abortion legislation,” says Politico. “Romney says …

Jef Holm Parties In California Without ‘Bachelorette’ Emily Maynard

Uh oh! Amid rumors claiming the latest Bachelorette couple is heading towards a split, HollywoodLife.com learns that Jef partied solo without Em in California! Read on for all the details! Uh oh, is Emily Maynard thinking about taking back Jef Holm'…

Mysterious Building In Obama Campaign "Big Bird" Ad Is Bosnian Hotel

The headquarters of "evil genius" Big Bird appears to be the Radon Plaza Hotel, a five star hotel in Sarajevo,Bosnia Herzegovina. Why? Who knows — an Obama campaign spokesman declined to comment.

Title Sequence For The Simpsons Done With Real Actors

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Plus Size Model Robyn Lawley Lands Bikini Spread In Australian Cosmo

We’re big fans of Robyn Lawley–the plus-size model might be inching toward the title of ‘super,’ what with Italian Vogue covers, watershed Ralph Lauren campaigns and her general good attitude. But why is it news when a stunning 23-year-old models fo…

Bizarre-Looking Libraries From All Over The World

As you might be aware, we have a thing for libraries — both the wealth of knowledge they contain and their architecture. We’ve shown you many beautiful libraries and some very cool libraries converted from unused spaces, but now we thought we’d take…

10 Of Music’s Most Literature-Obsessed Songwriters

Good songwriting requires a lot of technical skill, artistic intuition, and, sometimes, literary genius. There’s something tremendously impressive about being able to create a song that’s not only poignant and moving, but also rich with historical o…

Uma Thurman Joins Cast Of Lars Von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac'

CANNES - Uma Thurman has joined the all-star cast of Lars von Trier's epic pornographic drama Nymphomaniac. The film, which von Trier is producing as two feature length dramas, is currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany. It is unclear wh…

Shailene Woodley In Talks For 'Spider-Man 2'

Shailene Woodley, the actress who broke out in George Clooney's The Descendants, is in early talks to join Andrew Garfield in Columbia’s Spider-Man 2, THR has confirmed.  Woodley has been offered the role of Mary Jane Watson, the perennial red-head…

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Together Again

We've heard reports for weeks that Robert Pattinson decided to forgive Kristen Stewart for her infidelities and give their relationship another shot, and now it's "official."

Taliban Shoots 14-Year-old Girl: Here's Why Malala Yousafzia Scares Them.

Pakistan is a beautiful country that often bleeds with the most horrible news. Yesterday was no exception, as word spread that Malala Yousafzai, a 14-year-old girl and well-known advocate for female education, had been shot in the head and neck on h…

Video: Stephen Dorff's Blu-cig Cigarette Commercial Is Hilarious

Video: Stephen Dorff's blu-cig cigarette commercial is surreal and comically overwrought. Stephen Dorff shoots ad for Blu-Cig's Rise from the Ashes campaign.

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