1. Grab The Deceased* Triceratops Firmly By The Frill.
*Please do not question how the Triceratops met its end.
2. While Sinking Your Back Claws Into The Hide, Pull The Frill Briskly Away.
3. With A Care For The Horns, Begin The Opening Course By Feasting On The Delicate Cranial Meat.
4. Finish The Evening With A Generous Helping Of The Delectable Morsels Under The Frill.
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